And then it's always like, oh my goodness, are you getting bigger?

然後就是，天哪，你是不是變大了？

No, it's the jacket, you pad the jacket up.

不，是夾克，你把夾克墊起來。

Are you padding this jacket?

你在給這件夾克加襯墊嗎？

Yes, of course I am.

是的，我當然是。

There's no, you're padding it with your own flesh is what you're padding it with.

沒有，你是在用自己的肉體填充它。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

I'm doing great, man.

我做得很好

Everybody here is so nice.

這裡的每個人都那麼好。

It's been fantastic to be back.

能回來真是太棒了。

Well, we are very fond of you here.

我們都很喜歡你。

I want to say, Dwayne Johnson was here last night.

我想說的是，德維恩-約翰遜昨晚也在這裡。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, he was here last night.

是的，他昨晚在這裡。

He says...

他說

Well, that's great, because like everybody around here does.

那太好了，因為這裡的每個人都會這樣做。

They treat you so nice.

他們對你很好。

Nobody says anything bad about you.

沒人說你壞話

And like, so what, what happened?

那又怎樣，發生了什麼？

Well, Dwayne, he did say some nice things about you.

Dwayne 他確實說了你幾句好話

Cool.

酷斃了

He said you guys used to be rivals, now you're friends.

他說你們以前是對手，現在是朋友。

Agreed.

同意。

Is that true?

這是真的嗎？

Yes, I believe that.

是的，我相信。

When he says friends, what does that mean?

他說的朋友是什麼意思？

Like do you ever, have you ever been to his house?

你去過他家嗎？

Well, I mean, like what do you mean by that?

我的意思是，你這麼說是什麼意思？

I mean, have you ever gone through the front door of his house and entered it?

我的意思是，你有沒有穿過他家的前門進入過？

Yeah, a ton of times.

是的，很多次。

A lot of...

很多...

Ten times?

十倍？

Okay, then you are friends.

好吧，那你們就是朋友了。

In my mind.

在我心中

Anything more than three is friends.

超過三個就是朋友了。

But anyway, he said, and I wrote this down, because I don't want to screw it up.

但無論如何，他說，我寫下來了，因為我不想搞砸了。

He said, he wanted me to remind you.

他說，他想讓我提醒你。

What, you don't have a clip?

什麼，你沒有夾子？

He was here last night.

他昨晚來過

Yeah, well, I don't want to get you too agitated.

好吧，我不想讓你太激動。

If you ever act up, he said to you, I will knock your teeth.

他對你說，如果你再亂來，我就打掉你的牙。

Again, this is him saying this, not me.

再說一次，這是他說的，不是我。

I will knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them.

我會把你的牙齒打到你的喉嚨裡，讓你不得不把牙刷塞進屁眼裡去刷牙。

Why would you say those things to me?

你為什麼要對我說那些話？

I didn't say any of that stuff.

我可沒說過那些話。

Who did?

是誰幹的？

If there's any confusion as to who said it, I'm just going to run right now.

如果大家不清楚是誰說的，我現在就走。

I'm not going to take that.

我不會接受的。

Dwayne Johnson said that.

Dwayne Johnson 說。

No, I'm not going to take that.

不，我不會接受的。

I don't blame you for not taking it.

我不怪你不接受。

Listen up, Dwayne Johnson, if that is your real name.

聽好了，德維恩-約翰遜，如果這是你的真名的話。

Because everybody around the world knows that your first name is T and your last name is He-Rock.

因為全世界的人都知道你姓 T 名 He-Rock。

You just pronounce it all stupid, and that gets me even more pissed off.

你的發音太愚蠢了，這讓我更加生氣。

Listen, listen, if you think you're making threats to me by thinking shoving a toothbrush up my bum is a threat, I got some advice for you, pal.

聽著，聽著，如果你認為把牙刷塞進我屁股裡就是威脅我，那我給你點建議，夥計。

And by pal, I totally mean my best friend, and I don't mean it in an adversarial term.

我說的 "朋友"，完全是指我最好的朋友，而不是指敵對關係。

Watch blockers, and then watch it again, because if you think shoving a toothbrush up my butt is a threat, you got news coming, pal.

看 "圍雞總動員"，然後再看一遍，因為如果你認為把牙刷塞進我屁股裡是一種威脅，那你就等著看好戲吧，夥計。

There's been a funnel up there, there's been a parking cone, there's more traffic in that region than a Monday on the 405 in both directions.

那裡出現了一個漏斗，出現了一個停車錐，該地區的交通流量比周一 405 公路雙向的流量還要大。

No, no, no, no, I'm not just going to take this lying down.

不，不，不，不，我不會就這麼算了的。

Don't blame me.

別怪我。

So let's analyze what a toothbrush and toothpaste does.

是以，讓我們來分析一下牙刷和牙膏的作用。

It cleans, right?

它能清潔，對嗎？

So your threat to me is you want to clean my butt?

所以，你對我的威脅就是想幫我擦屁股？

Okay, pal, okay, pal, you got the job, but if I was you, I'd bring a bodysuit and latex gloves, because down there, it's like a Mississippi cornfield to downpour.

好吧，夥計，好吧，夥計，你得到這份工作了，但如果我是你，我會帶上連體衣和乳膠手套，因為在下面，就像密西西比的玉米地會下大雨一樣。

No, no, no, it is just all mud and vegetation, pal.

不不不，這裡只有泥土和植被，夥計。

Okay, so the question I have for you, T.

好吧，我有個問題要問你，T。

He-Rock, is do you really want to smell what John Cena's putting out?

He-Rock，你真的想聞聞約翰-塞納的味道嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

I don't want to start any trouble with The Rock, but you just jumped off the turnbuckle and delivered a very forcible elbow to his throat.

我不想和 "岩石 "過不去，但你剛剛從轉椅上跳下來，對著他的喉嚨就是一記非常有力的肘擊。

Well, you know, he worked me up into a frenzy.

你知道，他把我搞得焦頭爛額。

I've been in his house so many times in my life.

我這輩子去過他家很多次了。

Yeah, that's what happens when you go to somebody's house that many times.

是啊，去別人家那麼多次就會這樣。

Wow, that was very impressive.

哇，真是令人印象深刻。

I have to say, that was, I mean, it was really remarkable.

我不得不說，我是說，這真的很了不起。

I didn't know that was coming.

我不知道會這樣。

A man said he was going to make me.

一個男人說他要讓我。

I know why you did it.

我知道你為什麼這麼做。

You certainly had reason to do it, but the way you did it was absolutely beautiful.

你當然有理由這樣做，但你這樣做的方式絕對漂亮。

Well, thanks.

謝謝

In fact, I feel like we should take a break.

事實上，我覺得我們應該休息一下。

See what I mean?

明白我的意思了嗎？

Everybody around here just says nice stuff to you.

這裡的每個人都會對你說好話。

I feel better.

我感覺好多了。

I feel better.

我感覺好多了。

All right.

好的

We are going to take a break because I really need to recover from this.

我們要休息一下，因為我真的需要恢復一下。

I'm sweating a little bit.

我出了點汗。

We'll all take a deep breath.

我們都深吸一口氣。

And we'll come back.

我們會回來的

We will all clean ourselves appropriately.

我們都會適當地清潔自己。

John Cena is here.

約翰-塞納來了

His movie is called The Locker.

他的電影名叫《儲物櫃》。

He's right over there.

他就在那邊

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

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And if you didn't like it, well, you hurt my feelings.

如果你不喜歡，那你傷害了我的感情。