How much you want to bet this scumbag don't make it two weeks?

你想賭多少，這個人渣撐不過兩週？

Oh, shit, Frank! Get him off! Oh, fuck! Get him off! They're on my back! They're on my back!

哦，該死，弗蘭克把他弄下來哦，媽的把他拉開他們在我背上他們壓在我背上了

Fast, painless, and instantly effective. Call Brighter Days today for an even better tomorrow.

快速、無痛、立竿見影。今天就打電話給 "燦爛的日子"，明天會更好。

Newly elected Mayor Max Starling is set to address the media any moment now for a press conference.

新當選的市長馬克斯-史達琳（Max Starling）即將在新聞發佈會上向媒體發表講話。

Yes, is there any idea what that might be about?

是的，你知道這是怎麼回事嗎？

Well, with the laundry list of problems the city faces on the daily, it's anyone's game.

城市每天都面臨著各種各樣的問題，誰也說不準。

You know, I would agree. He did run a fantastic campaign based around bringing immediate change to the city.

你知道，我同意。他的競選活動確實非常精彩，為這座城市帶來了立竿見影的變化。

Well, here's his chance to put his money where his mouth is.

現在，他有機會把錢花在刀刃上了。

Thank you. Good evening.

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I've arranged this press conference after thorough deliberation with our city council and various other agencies to address a great and insidious threat to the sanctity of our beloved city.

在與市議會和其他機構進行充分討論後，我安排了這次新聞發佈會，以應對我們心愛城市的神聖性所面臨的巨大而陰險的威脅。

That is our rat infestation.

這就是我們的鼠患。

Fuck those rats.

去他媽的老鼠

As you know, the rats have plagued the city for too long, spreading disease, terrorizing homes, destroying power grids and other infrastructure, bringing many of our essential workers to their brink.

大家都知道，碩鼠為禍這座城市已久，它們傳播疾病，恐嚇住家，破壞電網和其他基礎設施，把我們的許多重要工人逼上絕路。

So, I have created a specialized committee with our city's animal control.

是以，我與本市的動物管理部門成立了一個專門委員會。

Our team has been hard at work on the ground.

我們的團隊一直在當地努力工作。

We have gathered the city's overflow of stray cats.

我們收集了這座城市氾濫成災的流浪貓。

And we will release them, hungry, into the streets to combat this problem at its source.

我們將讓他們餓著肚子走上街頭，從根本上解決這一問題。

It's fucking brilliant.

太他媽棒了

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