We're Andy's toys, forever and always.

我們是安迪的玩具，永遠都是。

Where did you guys come from?

你們從哪裡來？

eBay. Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you.

易趣網安迪在找不到你的時候點了我們。

But we're irreplaceable at Andy's Heart.

但在 "安迪之心"，我們是不可替代的。

Andy spent exactly $32.44 to replace all of you, and his heart seems fine.

安迪花了整整 32.44 美元把你們都換掉了，他的心臟看起來還不錯。

What the? How did this happen?

怎麼了？怎麼會這樣？

Oh, now I have doubles of everything.

哦，現在我什麼都有雙份了。

I might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier ones on eBay.

我還不如留著新的，在 eBay 上賣掉更爛的。

What?

什麼？

I've never heard the voice chip say that before.

我從來沒聽過語音芯片這麼說過。

Yeah, I'm a rare variant. F*** you, traitor.

是啊，我是個罕見的變種。去你媽的，叛徒

Oh, that's great.

哦，那太好了。

Wow, $800.

哇，800 美元。

F*** you.

去你媽的

Okay, guys, Andy's almost home from college for spring break.

好了 夥計們 安迪快從大學放春假回家了

Yeah!

是啊

Now we're gonna celebrate a spring break, and that's the saddest time for me.

現在我們要慶祝春假了，這是我最難過的時候。

Oh, Slink.

哦，斯林克

Silly canine.

傻狗

What a freaking joke.

真是個大笑話。

He's here.

他來了

All right, ladies.

好了，女士們

Single file front and center.

單列前進，居中而立。

Commander in chief on the premises.

現場總司令

You mean Obama?

你是說奧巴馬？

He's not my president.

他不是我的總統

Tail muster!

尾部集合！

Hatch, what's going on up there?

哈奇，上面怎麼了？

You gotta help that girl, Sarge.

你得幫幫那個女孩，中士

Oh, gosh, she won't stop screaming.

哦，天哪，她不停地尖叫。

What does my f***ing box drive even mean?

我那該死的盒式硬盤到底是什麼意思？

This is awesome.

這太棒了。

Dammit, I left my favorite toy back at the dorm.

該死，我把最喜歡的玩具落在宿舍了。

His favorite toy?

他最喜歡的玩具是什麼？

Time to improvise.

隨機應變的時候到了。

What's he doing with bars?

他在酒吧做什麼？

Yes, and ready for a test drive.

是的，準備試駕。

He didn't.

他沒有。

My bus.

我的巴士

To infinity!

無限遠

And beyond!

還有更多

Domino, mother f***er!

多米諾，狗孃養的

Buzz?

巴茲？

You okay?

你還好嗎？

Hello, Woody.

你好 伍迪

Do you know what my daddy did?

你知道我爸爸做了什麼嗎？

Poop.

大便。

He pooped!

他拉屎了

Poop-a-doop-doop-poop.

粑粑-粑粑-粑粑

Somebody left some poop in this pan.

有人把大便留在了鍋裡

It's okay, pal.

沒事的，夥計

We're here for you.

我們在這裡等你。

And the farmer, he hauls another load away.

農夫又拉走了一車。

By-load! By-load!

裝載裝貨

Good night, sweet prince.

晚安，親愛的王子

We gonna play tomorrow?

我們明天要比賽嗎？

You bet, pal. You bet.

你打賭，夥計。沒錯

To infinity!

無限遠

No!

不

And beyond!

還有更多

Hey, stop that.

嘿，別這樣

We're all friends here, Mr. Potato Head.

我們都是朋友 洋芋頭先生

Pinko, let me be the first to welcome you and shake your hand.

平科，讓我第一個歡迎你並和你握手。

How can I shake your hand?

我怎麼能和你握手呢？

Uh, with your hand right there.

用你的手

Who said that's a hand?

誰說那是一隻手？

Maybe I'm a magical train and that hand is a wheel.

也許我是一列神奇的火車，而那隻手就是車輪。

Maybe I'm a candy-making machine or a hotel for tiny clowns.

也許我是一臺糖果製造機，或者是一家小丑旅館。

My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

我的概念將來自安迪的大腦，而不是你的。

And beyond!

還有更多

To infinity!

無限遠

My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

我的概念將來自安迪的大腦，而不是你的。

Whoa, no need to get upset, man.

哇，沒必要生氣，夥計。

Man? How dare you?

老兄？你怎麼敢？

Maybe I'm a woman. Maybe I'm an asexual space creature.

也許我是個女人也許我是無性太空生物

Andy should decide and not be forced into your narrow, violent worldview.

安迪應該做出決定，而不是被迫接受你狹隘、暴力的世界觀。

Violent? We are not violent toys.

暴力？我們不是暴力玩具。

Really? What is that holster used for?

真的嗎？那個皮套是用來做什麼的？

Probably not organic fruit snacks.

可能不是有機水果點心。

And I bet that laser isn't meant for pointing to things in a classroom setting.

我敢打賭，激光器不是用來在教室裡指東西的。

That is a Tyrannosaurus rex, a.k.a. nature's perfect killer.

這就是霸王龍，又名大自然的完美殺手。

And you're the most frightening toy of all.

而你是最可怕的玩具。

What, because of my acerbic point of view?

怎麼，就因為我觀點尖刻？

You keep body parts in your trunk.

你把身體器官放在後備箱裡。

You know who else did that? Jeffrey Dahmer.

你知道還有誰這麼幹過嗎？傑弗裡-達默

And didn't you strap a bear to the grill of a truck to teach him a lesson?

你不是把一隻熊綁在卡車的格柵上教訓它了嗎？

Who are you, the Mafia?

你們是誰，黑手黨嗎？

Hey, shh! Andy's coming!

嘿，噓！安迪來了

I can't wait to begin growing creatively with Andy.

我迫不及待地想和安迪一起開始創造性的成長。

I am Pinko. You decide what I am.

我是平科。你來決定我是什麼。

Okay, you're trash.

好吧，你是垃圾

Hey, can someone give me a hand?

嘿，誰能幫我一把？

Who says these are hands?

誰說這些是手？

To infinity and beyond!

無限遠

Thanks for watching!

感謝觀看！