These are flurbos.

這些是弗魯博。

Do you understand what two humans can accomplish with 3,000 of these?

你知道兩個人可以用 3000 個這樣的東西完成什麼嗎？

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

An entire afternoon at Blips and Chips!

在 "Blips and Chips "餐廳度過一整個下午！

Oh, this place is the best.

哦，這個地方是最棒的。

It's got beer, games, prizes, and you can never tell what time it is. You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

這裡有啤酒、遊戲、獎品，而且你永遠不知道現在幾點了。你把槍賣給殺人犯就是為了玩電子遊戲？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.

我的意思是，如果你整天都在拼字 你可以把任何東西都說得很難聽，莫迪

Here, check this out. Ah!

來，看看這個啊

Roy, what's wrong?

羅伊，怎麼了？

I had a nightmare.

我做了個噩夢

I was with an old man.

我和一位老人在一起。

He put a helmet on me.

他給我戴上了頭盔。

It's just a fever.

只是發燒而已。

Get some sleep.

好好睡一覺

I don't want you missing school on Monday. I want you kids to look around you today and think about your future.

我不希望你們星期一曠課。我希望孩子們今天環顧四周，想想自己的未來。

Now is the time in your life when anything is possible.

現在是你人生中一切皆有可能的時刻。

Spiraling perfectly.

完美地螺旋上升。

It's going to be caught by Roy Parsons.

它將被羅伊-帕森斯接住。

Roy Parsons is at the 20.

羅伊-帕森斯在 20 號位置。

Now he's at the 10.

現在他在 10 號位。

Nothing can stop Roy the Rocket!

沒有什麼能阻止火箭羅伊！

Touchdown! I just think it's time to get realistic.

觸地得分我只是覺得該現實一點了。

Have you talked to my father about the carpet store?

你跟我父親談過地毯店的事了嗎？

Roy?

羅伊？

Had we caught it sooner...

如果我們早點發現...

Well, hindsight is 20-20, Roy.

事後諸葛亮嘛，羅伊。

What's important is that we move quickly. I'm not ready to die.

重要的是我們要儘快行動。我還沒準備好去死

You're not going to.

你不會的。

Yeah!

是啊

Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.

嘿，謝謝你的地毯，羅伊。

Hey, Roy, you pull those Persian off-white shags for the clearance sale?

嘿，羅伊，你為清倉大拋售拉來了那些波斯米白色的絨毯嗎？

Whoa.

哇哦

Shit!

媽的

Shit!

媽的

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

Where am I? 55 years.

我在哪裡？55歲

Not bad, Morty.

不錯，莫迪

You kind of wasted your 30s, though, with that whole bird-watching phase.

不過，你浪費了你的 30 歲，因為整個觀鳥階段。

Where's my wife?

我妻子在哪裡？

Morty, you were just playing a game.

毛蒂，你只是在玩遊戲

It's called Roy.

他叫羅伊。

Snap out of it.

振作起來

Come on.

來吧

I'm Morty.

我是莫迪

You're Rick. Hey, you sold a gun to a guy that kills people.

你是瑞克嘿，你把槍賣給了一個殺人犯 Hey, you sold a gun to a guy that kills people.

Look at this.

看看這個。

You beat cancer and then you went back to work at the carpet store?

你戰勝了癌症，然後又回到地毯店工作？

Boo.

Boo.

Don't dodge the issue, Rick.

別迴避問題，裡克。

Selling a gun to a hitman is the same as pulling the trigger.

把槍賣給殺手就等於扣動扳機。

It's also the same as doing nothing.

這也等於什麼都不做。

If Crumbopulous Michael wants someone dead, there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him.

如果 Crumbopulous Michael 想要一個人的命，誰也阻止不了他。

That's why he does it for a living.

這就是他以此為生的原因。

Now excuse me, it's time to thrash your Roy score. You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick.

失陪了 是時候給你的羅伊打分了你可以阻止這場殺戮的 Rick

You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun, but you could undo it if you wanted.

你知道，你賣那把槍做了件壞事，但如果你想，你可以挽回它。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Yeah, that's the difference between you and me, Morty.

是啊，這就是你和我的區別，莫迪

I never go back to the carpet store. Holy shit!

我再也不去地毯店了。我的媽呀

This guy's taking Roy off the grid!

這傢伙要帶羅伊離開這裡

This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

這傢伙沒有羅伊的社保號碼！