About what?

關於什麼？

Oh, I don't know.

哦，我不知道。

Maybe it's because you just, um...

也許是因為你只是......

Mmm...

嗯...

He's in such a bad mood, he can't even finish his sarcastic comeback.

他的心情如此糟糕，以至於連諷刺性的回擊都說不出來。

Oh, poor thing.

真可憐

Oh, boy.

哦，天哪

Yum, little gummy bear.

美味的小熊軟糖

You know what I do when I'm feeling down?

你知道我情緒低落時會做什麼嗎？

I pretend to be happy till I find that I am.

我假裝快樂，直到我發現自己是快樂的。

I thought you just ate chili dogs.

我以為你只吃辣椒熱狗。

The chili dog is a crucial stage.

辣狗是一個關鍵階段。

But the part is, you need to get up and get back into the swing of things.

但問題是，你需要站起來，重新投入到工作中去。

We'll have you on, Bryce.

我們會讓你上場的 布萊斯

Get back into the swing of things.

重新開始工作

I don't care!

我不在乎

Darn it!

該死

Why can't you just go away and leave me in peace?!

你為什麼就不能走開，讓我清靜清靜呢？

Hey!

嘿！

Uh, guys?

呃，夥計們？

If you're all hiding so I get up, I'd like to point out that technically I haven't left my bed.

如果你們都躲起來讓我起床，我想指出，嚴格來說，我並沒有離開我的床。

So you don't win.

所以你贏不了。

Fine.

很好

Then I guess if everyone's really gone, then no one will mind if I do this.

那我想，如果大家真的都走了，就沒人會介意我這麼做了。

Ah!

啊！

It hurts!

很疼

Ah!

啊！

I think I fractured a nose and sprained an ear or something.

我想我的鼻子骨折了，耳朵也扭傷了。

Ah!

啊！

I probably need some very expensive medical help unless someone gave me a magic kiss.

除非有人給我一個魔吻，否則我可能需要一些非常昂貴的醫療幫助。

Hmm.

嗯

What is going on here?

這是怎麼回事？

I made a terrible wish!

我許了一個可怕的願望

And now my whole family have disappeared!

現在，我的全家都消失了！

Good.

很好。

Morning, Mrs. Pumpernickel.

早上好 粗麵包太太

What a beautiful day.

今天天氣真好。

Yes.

是的。

That's why we live in Brickopolis, where nothing ever goes wrong.

這就是為什麼我們住在 "磚城 "的原因，在這裡，什麼都不會出錯。

Hark!

吼

It looks like Little Jimmy wants to tell us something.

看來小吉米有話要說。

Ah!

啊！

I am Gumborg, your creator.

我是岡博格，你們的創造者。

Yay!

耶

Gumborg has come back to spread love and guidance!

Gumborg 回來傳播愛和指導！

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Ow!

噢

Little Jimmy, I banish thee to the eternal swirling void of Lavatoria.

小吉米，我把你放逐到拉瓦托里亞永恆的漩渦之中。

Gumborg the Destroyer will be back when the toilet tank is full.

等馬桶水箱滿了，毀滅者岡博格就會回來。

Being in a bad mood isn't as fun as I thought.

心情不好並不像我想象的那麼有趣。

I need something that'll lift my spirits.

我需要一些能讓我精神振奮的東西。

Something that will nourish my mind and heart, filling it with joy.

能滋養我的思想和心靈，讓它充滿歡樂的東西。

Something that will prove to me that the world isn't such a bad place.

能向我證明世界並沒有那麼糟糕的東西。

Approximately 46% of the lakes in America are too polluted for fish, aquatic life, or swimming, and that figure is expected to rise in the coming minutes.

美國約有 46% 的湖泊汙染嚴重，不適合魚類、水生生物或游泳，預計這一數字在未來幾分鐘內還會上升。

And now for the weather.

現在是天氣情況。

Well, today will be great, if you don't mind extreme acid rain and high smog levels.

如果你不介意極端酸雨和高濃度煙霧的話，今天會很不錯。

And here we have a family of rare golden toads, the only three of their kind left on the entire planet.

這裡有一個罕見的金蟾蜍家庭，整個地球上只剩下三隻同類。

The only two of their kind left on the entire planet.

整個星球上僅存的兩個同類。

The only one of its kind left on the entire planet.

整個地球上僅存的同類產品。

And now for a commercial break.

現在是廣告時間。

Are you unhappy with the way you look?

你對自己的外表不滿意嗎？

You should be.

你應該是

With our shampoo, you can desperately try to attain unreachable standards of digitally altered beauty.

有了我們的洗髮水，你就可以拼命達到無法企及的數碼變美標準。

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Ah!

啊！

What?

什麼？

This is the first time the TV hasn't given me the answers!

這是電視第一次沒有給我答案！

Or at least distracted me from the question.

或者至少轉移了我的注意力。

There has to be something that'll cheer me up.

一定有什麼能讓我振作起來的。

Oh, I know!

哦，我知道！

Music!

音樂

I will use the power of music.

我會利用音樂的力量。

Look at me as I'm standing here.

看著我站在這裡。

I got happy on my face, I got nothing to fear.

我臉上洋溢著幸福，我無所畏懼。

I got my legs, eyes, ears, my teeth, and gums.

我的腿，我的眼睛，我的耳朵，我的牙齒和牙齦。

I got six working fingers and opposable thumbs.

我有六根能用的手指和可對摺的拇指。

Life can make you smile.

生活可以讓你微笑。

Oh, whoa, look around and you'll see it everywhere I sit.

哦，哇哦，環顧四周，我坐的地方都能看到它。

Life can make you smile.

生活可以讓你微笑。

So I carry on smiling, cause I haven't gotta care.

所以我繼續微笑，因為我不必在乎。

A power shower can lift you from a rut.

強力淋浴能讓你擺脫困境。

Although the shower curtain keeps a-stickin' to my butt.

雖然浴簾一直粘在我屁股上。

I love an orange juice, so I fill it to the brim.

我喜歡喝橙汁，所以我把它裝得滿滿的。

But after cleaning my teeth, it tastes pretty grim.

但洗完牙後，味道就很難吃了。

I love the scent of flowers, but so do all the bees and the pollen.

我喜歡花香，但所有的蜜蜂和花粉也喜歡花香。

Picked up my allergies.

我的過敏症好了

And video games will always stop me feeling glum, though.

不過，電子遊戲總能讓我不再黯然神傷。

After an hour, they start to hurt my thumbs.

一個小時後，我的拇指就開始疼了。

Life can be a trial.

生活可能是一場考驗。

Look around and you'll see it everywhere.

環顧四周，你會發現它無處不在。

Life can be a trial.

生活可能是一場考驗。

But I'll try to get through it and pretend that I don't care.

但我會努力熬過去，假裝不在乎。

But this game's too hard, I got stuff I'm never late.

但這遊戲太難了，我有東西，我從不遲到。

That ain't the only thing about it that I hate.

我討厭的還不止這些。

I got the sun on the screen and the net's too slow.

螢幕上有太陽，網速又太慢。

And the ice has diluted down my soda, don't you know?

冰塊稀釋了我的汽水，你不知道嗎？

There's the dripping faucet and the creaking door.

水龍頭滴水，門吱吱作響。

Man, I'm so exhausted, I don't take it anymore!

夥計，我累壞了，再也受不了了！

Why is life so vile?

生活為何如此卑劣？

Look around you without to bring you down, I say.

我說，看看你的周圍，不要讓你失望。

Why is life so vile?

生活為何如此卑劣？

And even this song has become annoying now!

現在連這首歌也變得煩人了！