The library Home to the original information superhighway the Dewey Decimal System.

圖書館 最初的資訊高速公路--杜威十進制系統的首頁。

Hey there Sheldon.

嘿，謝爾頓。

What can I get for you today?

今天需要什麼？

Chemistry, quantum mechanics, astronomy.

化學、量子力學、天文學

No, nothing fun today.

不，今天沒什麼好玩的。

I need to learn how to make a friend.

我需要學習如何交朋友。

Oh, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school?

哦，親愛的，你很難適應高中生活嗎？

I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.

我很難適應地球。

Yeah, you and me both.

是啊，你和我都是。

Try this.

試試這個

It's been around a while, but it's still quite popular.

它已經存在了一段時間，但仍然很受歡迎。

How to win friends and influence people.

如何贏得朋友和影響他人

This might do it.

這也許能行。

Principle one Don't criticize, condemn, or complain.

原則一 不要責備、譴責或抱怨。

The three sharpest arrows in my quiver Thus began the greatest challenge of my young life.

我箭筒裡最鋒利的三支箭 從此，我開始了年輕生命中最嚴峻的挑戰。

Hello, George.

你好，喬治

What?

什麼？

I do admire your thick head of hair.

我真佩服你那一頭濃密的秀髮。

George.

喬治

Thanks.

謝謝。

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Well, I'm practicing the principles in this book.

我正在實踐這本書中的原則。

Why?

為什麼？

Well, I know mom is concerned that I don't have any friends, so I'm determined to remedy the situation.

我知道媽媽擔心我沒有朋友，所以我下定決心要改變這種狀況。

George.

喬治

Good for you.

對你有好處

Do you feel complimented when I say your name, George?

當我叫你的名字時，你會感到受寵若驚嗎，喬治？

The book says you should, George.

書上說你應該這麼做，喬治

I suppose.

我想是的

Kind of overdoing it a little.

有點過頭了。

Sheldon?

謝爾頓？

Well, thank you for your criticism.

謝謝您的責備。

It also says I should praise any improvements that you've made.

它還說我應該表揚你所做的任何改進。

Okay.

好的

I'll get back to you.

我會再聯繫你的。

George.

喬治

On the heels of that successful beta test, I decided to practice the Carnegie principles on someone my own age.

測試成功後，我決定在同齡人身上實踐卡耐基原則。

Hello, Billy Sparks.

你好 比利・斯帕克斯

Hey, Sheldon.

嘿 Sheldon

I am genuinely interested in you and would like to encourage you to talk about yourself, Billy Sparks.

我對你真的很感興趣，我想鼓勵你談談你自己，比利-斯帕克斯。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You have the floor.

請發言。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Looking back, I would have had better luck making friends with the chickens.

現在回想起來，我和雞交朋友的運氣會更好。

Go wolves.

狼來了

What?

什麼？

You're a cheerleader, and by saying go wolves, I'm initiating a conversation about something that interests you.

你是啦啦隊長，我說 "去狼群"，就是在和你聊你感興趣的話題。

Are you one of those special ed kids?

你是特殊教育的孩子嗎？

My mom says I'm special.

我媽媽說我很特別。

Would you like to be friends?

你想成為朋友嗎？

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

What if I told you I admired your boldly applied makeup?

如果我說我欣賞你大膽的妝容，你會怎麼想？