She is a extremely talented person with the palette of many special, amazing traits.

她是一個極有才華的人，身上有許多特殊的、令人驚歎的特質。

Few years later, on her 11th birthday, she only asked one wish to get for her birthday, and that wish was to meet Kaisenat, aka KC3, aka the shortest man alive, aka the worst gamer ever, aka the Bronx Rat.

幾年後，在她 11 歲生日那天，她只提出了一個生日願望，那就是見到 Kaisenat，又名 KC3，又名最矮的人，又名史上最差的遊戲玩家，又名布朗克斯老鼠。

Okay bro, they get it.

好了，兄弟，他們明白了。

Get to the point already.

快說重點。

Ah, yes, sorry.

啊，是的，對不起。

It is time to surprise Northwest for her amazing 11th birthday.

是時候給西北過一個驚喜的 11 歲生日了。

Yo, I'm not gonna lie, yo, listen to me.

我不想撒謊，聽我說。

I already know, y'all seen the thumbnail and title.

我已經知道了，你們都看到了縮略圖和標題。

I don't even know how I'm...

我都不知道我是怎麼...

Look at this ugly Taiwanese roach!

看看這隻醜陋的臺灣蟑螂！

Ugly Taiwanese roach!

醜陋的臺灣蟑螂

It's your first time in New York, let me hear you order our top cheese, go.

這是你第一次來紐約，我聽你點我們的頂級奶酪，去吧。

Yo, ah, you got a chocolate mint cheese?

你有巧克力薄荷奶酪嗎？

Yo, ah, let me get a chopped cheese.

喲，啊，讓我來拿一塊切碎的奶酪。

Yo, ah, get me a chopped cheese.

給我來塊切碎的奶酪。

Yeah, listen to me.

聽我說

I don't even know how I'm here, I don't even know what's going on.

我甚至不知道自己怎麼會在這裡，我甚至不知道發生了什麼。

Back in February, Kim K, Kim Kardashian herself, randomly called me, like I got a random phone call by Kim Kardashian.

今年二月，金-卡戴珊（Kim K）親自給我打了一個隨機電話，就像我接到了金-卡戴珊的一個隨機電話。

I swear, yo, I swear, it's like the craziest sh** ever.

我發誓，喲，我發誓，這就像有史以來最瘋狂的事情。

She called me and she said that North is my biggest, biggest, biggest supporter.

她打電話給我，說諾斯是我最大、最大、最大的支持者。

Like back in like February, and I gotta meet her one day, she said she's gonna go crazy if I ever meet her.

她說如果我見到她，她會瘋掉的。

I'm not gonna lie, she texted me that North is in New York for her birthday, and she said is it possible that she could come out to New York to meet North?

不瞞你說，她給我發簡訊說諾斯在紐約過生日，她說她有沒有可能去紐約見見諾斯？

She's gonna go crazy.

她會瘋掉的

See, this is what lost me.

看，這就是我的失落之處。

She said the only thing that North asked for her birthday, the only thing, was to meet me.

她說，諾斯對她生日的唯一要求，也是唯一的要求，就是見我一面。

I was like, what?

我當時想，什麼？

Like, out of everything and everybody, her only request was to meet me.

比如，在所有的人和事中，她唯一的要求就是見我一面。

So today we are surprising North for her birthday, alright?

所以，今天我們要給諾斯一個驚喜，慶祝她的生日，好嗎？

But on top of that, listen, on top of that, here's what we gonna do.

但除此之外 聽著 除此之外 我們要做的是

I asked Kim like what's some things that she likes, like what are some things that

我問金，她喜歡哪些東西，有哪些東西是

North may like or like she's into, and I found out she likes A&P, and Kim was like saying like don't buy no gifts, like it's not necessary, please don't buy no gifts, like showing up is just enough.

我發現她喜歡 A&P，Kim 就說不要買禮物，沒必要，請不要買禮物，只要出現就夠了。

But I still got her some A&P gear, hopefully she likes it.

但我還是給她買了一些 A&P 設備，希望她喜歡。

If she doesn't, then that's tough.

如果她不這樣做，那就很難辦了。

But we gonna spend a whole day with North.

但我們要和諾斯待上一整天

She got some sh** planned out the whole day.

她一整天都在計劃一些事情

It's lit, but first, we gotta go eat.

燈亮了，但首先我們得去吃飯。

We're gonna get some chopped cheese at the deli, it's swell.

我們要去熟食店買些切碎的奶酪，很好吃的。

Yo we outside.

Yo we outside.

If y'all don't know, A&P is getting a penthouse in New York for the summer time, so we about to be so lit, I'm not even gonna lie.

如果你們還不知道，A&P 今年夏天要在紐約買一棟頂層公寓，所以我們馬上就會很熱鬧，我都不打算撒謊。

Can I have a room?

能給我一個房間嗎？

Huh?

啊？

Can I have a room?

能給我一個房間嗎？

F**k, what's a goddamn New York?

他媽的，什麼是該死的紐約？

Look around.

環顧四周。

In New York.

在紐約

So far, I've seen New York.

到目前為止，我已經看到了紐約。

What do you think of it?

你怎麼看？

Like, the looks.

比如，外觀。

Looks like a city, bro.

看起來像一座城市，兄弟。

Does it look better than Taiwan?

比臺灣好看嗎？

Hell yeah.

當然。

It does?

是這樣嗎？

It does.

確實如此。

Ah, sh**.

啊，該死

We about to go to the deli.

我們正要去熟食店。

The deli, yo.

熟食店

Just go to the nearest deli.

就去最近的熟食店吧。

First things first, you gotta see what you want.

首先，你得看清自己想要什麼。

You wanna go bacon, egg, and cheese, or you wanna go chopped cheese?

你是想吃培根、雞蛋和奶酪，還是想吃切碎的奶酪？

What's going on, bro?

怎麼了，兄弟？

Good?

好嗎？

Good.

很好。

Can I get a bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll with ketchup?

能給我來一份培根、雞蛋和奶酪卷加番茄醬嗎？

Can I get a chopped cheese on a roll with barbecue sauce and lettuce?

能給我一份切碎的奶酪卷，配上烤肉醬和生菜嗎？

Yo.

喲。

Can I have chopped cheese?

我能吃切碎的奶酪嗎？

Barbecue lettuce.

燒烤生菜

And barbecue lettuce.

還有烤生菜

Alright.

好吧。

Wish him a heart.

祝他心想事成。

Let's see what Bev they got.

讓我們看看他們得到了什麼小貝。

What's Bev?

小貝是什麼？

Like drinks?

喜歡飲料嗎？

Like Bev is a drink, yeah.

就像小貝是一種飲料，是的。

I'ma go...

我去...

What beverage should I get today?

我今天該買什麼飲料？

Gatorade.

佳得樂

Gatorade?

佳得樂？

With a bacon, egg, and cheese?

加培根、雞蛋和奶酪？

I might go sweet tea.

我可能會選擇甜茶。

I mean, we outside.

我的意思是，我們在外面。

What'd you say?

你說什麼？

We outside.

我們在外面。

I'm not gonna lie.

我不想撒謊。

We are outside.

我們在外面。

I'ma go buy some noodles.

我去買點麵條。

Bro, why you always wanna eat noodles?

兄弟，你為什麼總想吃麵條？

It's what I eat in school.

這是我在學校吃的東西。

It was?

是什麼？

It was.

就是這樣。

The best thing about delis is that it's open 24-7.

熟食店最大的特點就是全天候營業。

So, anytime of the day, you can pull up.

所以，一天中的任何時候，你都可以拉起來。

Yeah, you can get it right now.

是的，你現在就能拿到。

They got noodles in Taiwan.

臺灣有面條

I want noodles in the U.S.

我想在美國吃麵

Bacon, egg, and cheese on a...

將培根、雞蛋和奶酪放在...

God, you're supposed to always smooth it in.

天啊，你應該總是把它抹平的。

Every time I touch down in New York, I gotta say smooth, bro.

每次我在紐約降落，我都要說 "順利"，兄弟。

Can't go rough with it.

不能粗暴對待。

You gotta go bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll.

你得把培根、雞蛋和奶酪放在麵包捲上。

Chopped cheese.

切碎的奶酪

Oh, I got chopped cheese.

哦，我有切碎的奶酪。

Chopped cheese for the first time.

第一次切奶酪

No, no, no.

不，不，不

You don't eat it like a burger.

你不能像吃漢堡那樣吃它。

Like, put it apart.

比如，把它拆開。

It's half.

一半

So, grab one.

所以，拿一個吧。

It bust.

半身像

It bust?

失敗了？

It bust?

失敗了？

It's like fifth time.

好像是第五次了。

Yeah, my heart.

是的，我的心。

Bacon, egg, and cheese.

培根、雞蛋和奶酪

Chopped cheese.

切碎的奶酪

Cheers.

乾杯

Cheers.

乾杯

Can't go wrong with that.

不會錯的。

One, two, tell me when you made it.

一 二 告訴我你什麼時候做的

When you made it.

你什麼時候做的

9.5.

9.5.

It bust.

半身像

Right now, North is heading to a bare brick painting place.

現在，諾斯正前往一個光禿禿的磚頭粉刷處。

So, we about to meet up with her there.

於是，我們約好在那裡見面。

She gonna be there in a few.

她馬上就到

Once I get there and she gets there, it's time to surprise her.

一旦我到了那裡，她也到了那裡，就是給她驚喜的時候了。

Alright, look.

好吧，聽著

We at the bare brick shit.

我們在光禿禿的磚狗屎。

So, they paint bears and shit.

所以，他們畫了熊和狗屎。

North gonna be here.

北會在這裡。

She gonna pull up.

她會拉起來的

Oh!

哦！

Happy birthday.

生日快樂

It's my birthday.

今天是我生日。

Let me go paint my bears.

讓我去畫我的小熊

Hey, guess who gonna walk in.

猜猜誰會進來

Okay.

好的

It's the Nat.

是納特

KC3.

KC3.

Thousand.

千。

It's SK.

是 SK。

I didn't even know they had this.

我都不知道他們還有這個。

Who?

誰？

Raekwon.

Raekwon.

Raekwon.

Raekwon.

Raekwon.

Raekwon.

Now, we just wait.

現在，我們只需等待。

Alright, y'all.

好了，各位。

North is finally here.

北方終於來了

We about to go inside.

我們正要進去。

I'm gonna let you know when I come in, alright?

我一進來就告訴你，好嗎？

Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。

North, it's your bestie.

諾斯，這是你的閨蜜。

Miss, miss, bestie.

小姐，小姐，閨蜜。

Happy birthday, North!

生日快樂，諾斯

What's going on, y'all?

怎麼了？

What's going on?

怎麼了？

You good?

你還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Ready to paint?

準備好繪畫了嗎？

Can I get a break too?

我也能休息一下嗎？

How you doing, Kim?

你好嗎，金？

Hi, how are you?

嗨，你好嗎？

How you doing, guys?

你們好嗎？

How you doing?

你好嗎？

Oh, what's going on?

哦，怎麼了？

You good?

你還好嗎？

How are you, babe?

你好嗎，寶貝？

I got some space for me at the table.

我在桌邊給自己留了點位置。

Wait, did you know I'm Rae's cousin?

等等，你知道我是蕾的表弟嗎？

You're Rae's cousin?

你是蕾的表哥？

Yeah, I'm Rae's cousin.

是的，我是瑞的表妹。

Speaking of Rae, you know he's here, right?

說到瑞，你知道他在這裡吧？

Oh, my cousin's here!

我表妹來了

Let me get Rae for you.

我幫你叫蕾

Hold on.

等一下

Let me get Rae.

讓我去叫蕾

Rae got motion.

蕾有了動靜。

Hold on.

等一下

Rae, you got motion.

蕾，你有動作了。

Why did North's friend say that you're her cousin?

為什麼諾斯的朋友說你是她表哥？

Why?

為什麼？

Come, come, come, come.

來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。

Oh my gosh, my cousin!

哦，我的天哪，我的表妹！

She said you're her cousin.

她說你是她表弟

Yeah, happy birthday.

生日快樂

This is lit.

這是點燃的。

I know what I'm painting.

我知道我在畫什麼。

I'm making Spider-Man.

我在拍蜘蛛俠

I got a whole bunch of A&P merch for you, too.

我還為你準備了一大堆 A&P 的商品。

I got a whole bunch of A&P stuff.

我買了一大堆 A&P 的東西。

You're dating Tyla, right?

你在和泰拉約會，對吧？

Who, me?

誰？

Yeah.

是啊

No, I'm not dating Tyla.

不 我沒有和泰拉約會

No, she said I'm dating Tyla.

不 她說我在和泰拉約會

I'm not.

我沒有。

You wish you were dating SZA.

你希望自己在和 SZA 約會

What should I paint to y'all bricks?

我應該給你們的磚頭刷什麼漆？

Pink?

粉紅色？

I'm making mine into the cookie monster.

我要把我的變成餅乾怪獸。

Red, blue, and black.

紅色、藍色和黑色。

I'm with the cool kids today.

我今天和酷孩子們在一起。

Yeah, I'm taller than you.

是啊，我比你高。

No, you're not.

不，你沒有。

It's back to back.

這是背靠背。

I'm literally taller than you, North.

我真的比你高，諾斯。

I'm literally taller than you.

我真的比你高。

I'm literally taller than you.

我真的比你高。

I'm literally taller than you.

我真的比你高。

I'm literally taller than you.

我真的比你高。

I'm literally taller than you, North.

我真的比你高，諾斯。

Look, me?

你看，我？

I'm literally taller than North.

我簡直比諾斯還高。

Oh, yeah, look at mine.

哦，對了，看看我的。

Mine looks tall.

我的看起來很高。

So, what's your favorite thing to do?

那麼，你最喜歡做什麼呢？

Ding-dong ditch?

叮咚溝？

I used to do ding-dong ditch in college.

我在大學時經常做叮噹溝。

Yeah, that's what I said.

是的，我就是這麼說的。

Oh, ding-dong ditch in a hotel?

哦，酒店裡的叮噹溝？

My brother's, look, I have a twin brother.

我哥哥，你看，我有個雙胞胎哥哥。

Do you know what you want to be?

你知道自己想成為什麼樣的人嗎？

Like, do you know what you want to do when you grow up?

比如，你知道自己長大後想做什麼嗎？

Ooh.

哦

You a hooper.

你是個箍桶匠

Oh, it's that red and blue makes purple.

哦，原來是紅藍變紫。

Damn, mine's a swag.

媽的，我的是個大袋子。

Mine did not come out good at all.

我的結果一點都不好。

I did it.

我做到了

I'm done.

我不玩了

Nah, she might have the best one.

不，她可能有最好的一個。

Damn, everybody did great.

媽的，大家都幹得不錯。

Yeah, look how mine came out.

是啊，看看我的結果如何。

Mine came out, like, so, like, weird, bro.

我的出來了，就像，就像，怪怪的，兄弟。

Every day, we see a random person, and we're like, what dress are you wearing?

每天，我們隨便看到一個人，就會問，你穿的是什麼衣服？

You're like, what is this?

你會想，這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Contenex!

Contenex！

We meet people.

我們認識了很多人。

We meet people, and we like, we see a random person, and we're like, what dress am I wearing?

我們遇到一些人，隨便看到一個人，就會想，我穿的是什麼衣服？

Guys, guys guys guys!

夥計們 夥計們 夥計們

We go to the hotel, and we go to the malls and dance with the class.

我們去酒店，去商場，和同學們一起跳舞。

Yeah, let's do that, let's do that!

對，就這麼辦，就這麼辦！

Your %.

你的 %。

No, that's what I do!

不，我就是幹這個的！

No, no, no, we do say- What do you say- What do you say about Contenex, and they say something bad, I'll take off my mask behind them.

不，不，不，我們是這麼說的--你怎麼說--你怎麼說康泰納仕，如果他們說了什麼壞話，我就在他們身後摘下我的面具。

Contenex, oh my!

康泰納仕，哦，我的天！

You a contenex!

你是 Contenex！

Contenex!

Contenex！

You a contenex!

你是 Contenex！

I like this part!

我喜歡這一部分！

You a contenex!

你是 Contenex！

I like this part!

我喜歡這一部分！