Who cares?

誰在乎呢？

Sheldon, what are you doing?

Sheldon 你在幹什麼?

Being disrespectful, sir.

表達我的不敬，先生。

Oh. How come?

哦，為什麼？

Because I'm disillusioned with the school system.

因為我對學校系統感到失望。

Georgie, you know what's going on with him?

喬治，你知道他怎麼了嗎？

Actually, I'm trying to ignore it.

其實，我正試著忽視他的行為。

Well, get your feet off the desk.

好了，把你的腳從桌子上拿開。

What if I don't?

如果我不這樣做呢？

I was sent to see Principal Peterson.

我被叫來見彼得森校長。

What is it this time?

這次又是什麼事？

Youthful rebellion. My voice hasn't changed yet, but my attitude has.

叛逆期！雖然我的聲音還沒變，但我的態度已經變了。

I'll let him know you're here.

我會告訴他你到了

You do that.

說吧！

Ma'am.

女士

Sheldon Cooper's outside.

謝爾頓庫柏在外面

Who sent him now?

這次是誰叫他來的？

Givens.

吉文斯

Well, you know what? Givens needs to man up.

你知道嗎？吉文斯得堅強一點

Cooper's a little boy. It's not hard to handle him.

庫珀只是個小男孩。搞定他又不難

I'll send him in.

我叫他進來

Hold on a minute. Does he know I'm in here?

等一下！他知道我在辦公室嗎？

Attention, students and faculty.

師生們，請注意

Oh, no.

哦，不

This is Sheldon Lee Cooper.

我是謝爾頓-李-庫珀

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

We're taught that hard work pays off, but that's not true.

我們被灌輸了 "勤能補拙 "的思想，但事實並非如此。

I came up with a solution to save Earth from killer asteroids and lost the science fair to Sue Ann Ludlow and her frizzy hair machine.

我想出了拯救地球免遭小行星殺手襲擊的辦法，卻在科學展上輸給了蘇安-勒德洛和她的捲髮機。

But it wasn't just me who lost. We all lost.

但輸的不只是我。我們都輸了。

Wake up, people. The system's broken.

醒醒吧，人們。這個體系已經崩壞

Real innovation isn't valued.

真正的創新得不到重視。

Nowadays, it's all about flash and style.

如今，一切都講究華麗和時尚。

I blame MTV.

都是 MTV的錯。

Luckily, my parents can't afford cable.

幸運的是，我父母付不起有線電視費。

They can afford it.

他們負擔得起。

I urge you all to rise up.

我呼籲大家站起來。

They can't send everyone to the principal's office.

他們不能把每個人都送進校長辦公室。

Chew gum in class. Use a number one pencil. Go nuts.

上課時嚼口香糖。用一號鉛筆。盡情發瘋

This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off. Live long and prosper.

我是謝爾頓-李-庫珀。祝您長命百歲，繁榮昌盛。

You better run, you little punk.

你最好快跑，小混混

I can't believe you sent him to bed without his dinner.

真不敢相信你沒給他吃晚飯就讓他上床睡覺了。

That's right.

就是這樣。

On spaghetti and hot dog night.

在意大利麵和熱狗之夜

That's rough.

這可不好受。

He's got to learn.

他必須吸取教訓。

Let's talk about something else.

我們談點別的吧。

Georgie, how was your day?

喬治，今天過得怎麼樣？

My brother told the entire school we can't afford cable.

我弟弟告訴全校師生，我們付不起有線電視費。

Oh, right. Missy?

哦，對... 米希呢?

Good until I learned we can't afford cable.

在我知道我們付不起有線電視費之前，我心情都很好。

I've been thinking and there's something I'd like to say.

我一直在思考，有些話我想說。

Unless it's an apology, I don't want to hear it.

除非是道歉，否則我不想聽。

I'm quitting science.

我要退出科學界

Not an apology.

不是道歉

Spank him, Dad.

打他屁股，爸爸

I'm really getting worried about Shelly.

我真的開始擔心謝利了。

Acting out and now quitting science?

行為失常，現在又退出科學界？

Oh, I'm sure he'll get right back to it.

哦，我相信他馬上就會回來的。

I've quit smoking and gambling plenty of times.

我戒菸戒賭戒了很多次。

Look in my purse. Nothing but cigarettes and scratchers.

看看我的錢包，還是只有香菸和刮刮卡

Maybe he should talk to somebody.

也許他應該找人談談。

Got it.

好吧

I meant a professional, George.

我是說專業人士，喬治。

But way to be a dad.

你真是個好爸爸。

Hey. Welcome back.

歡迎回來

Thank you for seeing us on such short notice, Doctor.

謝謝你這麼快就為我們騰出時間 醫生

Oh, not a problem.

哦，沒問題。

Sheldon, I remember you. Do you remember me?

謝爾頓我記得你！你記得我嗎？

I remember everything.

我什麼都記得。

Okay. You two make yourselves comfortable.

好了，你們倆別拘束

Me and my main man Sheldon are going to go have a little chit-chat in my office.

我和我的好朋友謝爾頓要去我辦公室聊會兒天

I don't like chit-chat and I'm not your main man.

我不喜歡閒聊，也不是你的好朋友。

Right on.

說得好

Have fun.

玩得開心

Now Sheldon, I understand you've changed your mind about being a scientist.

謝爾頓 我知道你改變了當科學家的想法

And you're going to say I can't?

你要說我不能？

No. I think that's great.

不，我覺得這很好。

You do?

是嗎？

Yeah. I think it's important to keep your options open.

是啊，我覺得保持選擇的開放性很重要。

Let me tell you a little story about an extremely smart young boy.

讓我給你們講一個關於一個非常聰明的小男孩的小故事。

Me?

我？

Me.

我

For the longest time I thought I was going to be a professional figure skater.

很長一段時間，我都以為自己會成為一名專業花樣滑冰運動員。

And then you became disenchanted with the field like I did?

然後你就像我一樣對這個領域失去了興趣？

Exactly. Someone skated right over my foot and that was that.

沒錯！有人從我的腳上直直滑過去，我受夠了。

I'm not sure that's the same thing.

我不確定這是不是一回事。

I'd say you lost your passion the way I lost my big toe.

我想說，你失去了激情，就像我失去了大腳趾一樣。

Hmm.

嗯

Don't draw in that.

不要畫上去。

Hey. We're all done.

嘿，我們都結束了

How'd it go?

進展如何？

Great. I feel a lot better.

好極了！我感覺好多了

Well that's just wonderful.

那真是太好了。

So you're going back to science?

所以你要回到科學界？

No. In fact, I'm going as far away from science as possible.

事實上，我要儘可能地遠離科學。

I plan to pursue the arts.

我計劃從事藝術工作。

What kind of arts?

什麼樣的藝術？

I've decided to become an actor.

我決定成為一名演員。

Of course you have.

你當然可以。

I do.

我是這麼想的。