He always does it specifically on my face.

他總是專門對著我的臉做。

He needs to be attached to me in some way.

他需要以某種方式依附於我。

Can you stop?

你能停下來嗎？

With most cats, it's like, oh, like, I don't sleep at your feet.

對大多數貓來說，我不會睡在你腳邊。

With Bubby, it's like, hey, I kind of need to be like right here next to your ear.

和布比在一起時，我就會想，嘿，我需要就在你的耳朵旁邊。

Stop.

停下。

Stop.

停下。

I don't know why he does it, but he just really wants affection.

我不知道他為什麼這麼做，但他就是很想得到關愛。

That's gross.

真噁心

It's not comfortable at all, but it's tolerable.

雖然一點也不舒服，但還能忍受。

If I'm working from home, he is demanding attention.

如果我在家工作，他就會要求得到關注。

He loves to be on my meetings in the mornings.

他喜歡在早晨參加我的會議。

It's really distracting to me, but my co-workers think it's funny.

這真的讓我心煩意亂，但我的同事們卻覺得很有趣。

When I come home from work, he will seek me out wherever I am.

我下班回家後，無論我在哪裡，他都會來找我。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

Then slowly but surely make his way right in front of my face.

然後緩慢而堅定地走到我的面前。

Back, beast.

後面，野獸

I'm like, oh my God, can I please just, like, take a nap?

我就想，天哪，我能不能，比如，打個盹？

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

Bubby always just is staring at me, but it gets, like, increasingly more ominous the more he stares at me.

巴比總是盯著我看，但越看越不祥。

People assume he's, like, this very friendly cat, but he is a lurker.

人們以為它是一隻非常友好的貓，其實它是一隻潛伏者。

You're just so ominous.

你太不吉利了

He's a very timid and cautious cat, and he doesn't like being alone in the house.

它是一隻非常膽小謹慎的貓，不喜歡一個人呆在家裡。

I'm back for baby.

我回來找寶貝了

We got Mittens, my other cat, to help when Bubby's alone.

我的另一隻貓咪米騰斯在布比獨自一人時會來幫忙。

Oh, oh, sorry, I need a good kiss.

哦，哦，對不起，我需要一個好吻。

I think that Bubby is better when Mittens is around.

我覺得米騰思在的時候，布比會更好。

Mittens brought a lot of confidence in him.

米騰斯給他帶來了很多信心。

He feels that the world is a little bit more safer for him.

他覺得這個世界對他來說更安全了一些。

He loves Mittens, but he sees me as a source of safety and comfort.

他喜歡米騰斯，但他認為我是安全和舒適的源泉。

I got Bubby at not necessarily the best time of my life.

我在不一定是我人生中最好的時候得到了巴比。

I found myself getting out of my head.

我發現自己的腦袋越來越不清醒了。

He's a very grounding force in my life.

他是我生命中非常堅實的力量。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Despite all the unwanted affection, he's still the best cuddler.

儘管有很多不受歡迎的感情，他仍然是最好的擁抱者。

He's my favorite little guy in this world.

他是這個世界上我最喜歡的小傢伙。