And we won't stop until there's no evil left to defeat.

不打敗世上所有邪惡，我們決不罷休。

We're getting old, Mermaid Man.

我們都老了 人魚男

The ocean wants us to retire. "Retire?

海洋希望我們退休。退休!？

But I've never felt better!" Mermaid Man, maybe this is a sign we should just give up. "No!

但我從未感覺這麼好過！人魚男，也許這是一個信號，我們應該放棄。不!

We have to show them the heroes we still are.

我們必須向他們展示我們依然是英雄。

There's a lot of evil left, you old coot.

還有很多邪惡的東西，你這個老頑固。

And our age isn't going to make this any easier.

而我們的年齡也不會讓這一切變得更加容易。

Anything's possible, as long as we believe." "It's not my fault you crashed your boatmobile." "Well, it's not my fault you have dementia." "It's not my fault you crashed your boatmobile.

只要我們相信，一切皆有可能。是你撞壞了你的船車，不是我的錯！你有痴呆症也不是我的錯！是你撞壞了你的船車，不是我！

With your Alzheimer's and my arthritis, we can't keep doing this.

你有老年痴呆症，我又有關節炎，我們不能再這樣下去了。

You guys can't even wipe your own butts.

你們連自己的屁股都擦不乾淨。

What makes you think you can save someone else's?" "All this pain and all this medication, it won't bring back the old days.

你憑什麼認為你能拯救別人的生命？所有這些痛苦和藥物都無法讓我們回到從前

I've fallen and I can't get up!

我摔倒了，爬不起來！

But at least we'll still have each other.

但至少我們還擁有彼此。

No matter how hard you fight, there will always be one evil left to defeat.

無論你如何奮力抗爭，總是還有一個沒被打敗的邪惡。

Time." "Oh no!

你的死期到了。哦，不！

Mermaid Man's dying!

人魚男要死了

That's why you need to buy Gamersubs using code LOL so we can make more videos like this!"

所以我們需要你們使用代碼 LOL 購買 Gamersubs，這樣我們才能製作更多這樣的視頻！"