Name: 與羅斯離婚的人 | 朋友 (The Ones With Ross's Divorces | Friends)
Uploaded: 2024-06-17T13:47:36.000Z
Duration: 16 min 16 s

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So that's your second marriage in two years.

所以這是你兩年內的第二次婚姻。

Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never have I had so much business from one client.

羅斯，我做離婚律師已經 23 年了，從來沒有一個客戶給我帶來這麼多生意。

你為什麼不告訴我發生了什麼事？

Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk.

基本上，瑞秋和我在拉斯維加斯喝醉了。

I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

對不起，這是你第二次結婚時在聖壇上念過名字的那個瑞秋嗎？

I thought this was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.

我以為這只是一個酒後的錯誤，我需要把它取消掉。

And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.

我們需要證人來證明你精神不正常

And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.

There's no way to do this without her because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.

沒有她我也沒辦法，因為我已經告訴她事情已經處理好了。

Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.

聽著，羅斯 除非你和瑞秋都在場 否則你不能宣佈婚姻無效

What about someone who looks like Rachel?

This guy says, hello, I want to kill myself.

I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.

我只覺得有人把手伸進我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸，把它從我嘴裡拉出來，然後綁在我的脖子上。

別對我的靈氣置之不理，好嗎？

Really, everyone, I hope she'll be very happy.

真的，各位，我希望她會非常幸福。

你從來不知道她是個女同性戀？

為什麼每個人都在糾結這個問題？

有時候，我真希望自己是個女同性戀。

See, but I don't want to be single, okay?

I just, I just, I just want to be married again.

我只是，我只是，我只是想再婚。

Friends, family, we're gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily.

朋友們，家人們，今天我們歡聚一堂 慶祝羅斯和艾米麗的喜結連理

May the happiness we share with them today be with them always.

願我們今天與他們分享的幸福永遠伴隨著他們。

As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health till death parts us.

作為我的合法丈夫，無論疾病還是健康，直到死亡將我們分開。

As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health until death parts us.

So I am just going to leave it entirely up to the gods of fate.

I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my best friends, or I keep my friend and get divorced for the second time before I'm 30.

我的意思是，我要麼留住我的妻子，失去我最好的朋友之一，要麼留住我的朋友，在我 30 歲之前第二次離婚。

So if anyone else has a better suggestion, let's hear it, because I got nothing.

所以，如果誰有更好的建議，就說出來吧，因為我一無所獲。

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