Alone? I already cut the hole in the popcorn bucket!

一個人？我已經在爆米花桶上開了個洞

B-but won't the popcorn fall out?

但爆米花不會掉出來嗎？

Then plug the hole!

然後把洞堵上！

Uhhh...

呃...

So what do you say, little man? You wanna come?

怎麼樣，小傢伙？你想來嗎？

To the movies?

去看電影？

Nnnnope!

沒有！

Uh, I need to consult my life coach!

呃，我需要諮詢一下我的人生導師！

Your what?

你的什麼？

Yeah, he can't go!

是的，他不能去

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Cause he's not bankrolling your movie visit!

因為他不會資助你去看電影！

$30 for popcorn?

爆米花 30 美元？

We're hustlers! We don't get hustled!

我們是金光黨！我們不會被騙

The only place you hustle is to the couch!

你唯一喧鬧的地方就是沙發！

Yeah babe, come sit next to me!

寶貝，坐到我旁邊來！

We can Netflix and chill right here for free!

我們可以在這裡免費享受 Netflix 和放鬆！

It's basically the same thing!

這基本上是一回事！

There's just one small problem...

只有一個小問題...

Uhhh...

呃...

Does anybody actually have an account?

有人真的有賬戶嗎？

Uh, yeah! My password is sleevelessjeans123-

嗯，是的！我的密碼是 sleevelessjeans123-

Stop listening to him! He's just trying to sabotage our date!

別聽他的他只是想破壞我們的約會

He'd never!

他從來沒有

We have to sabotage your date!

我們必須破壞你的約會

But I kind of like spending time with her, I guess...

但我喜歡和她在一起，我想...

Some cause fallacy!

有些原因是謬誤！

Just look at her! She's a bum!

看看她她是個流浪漢

And all she wants to do is bum a free movie off you!

她只想從你身上騙一部免費電影！

That's not true!

事實並非如此！

Prove it!

證明給我看

Well, I'll pay for the tickets!

好吧，我買票！

Mine too!

我也是！

What?!

什麼？

Oh, it'll be like a double date!

哦，這就像一次雙人約會！

Except there's three of us and he's not bringing anybody!

只是我們有三個人，他誰也不帶！

Bro, got room for one more?

兄弟，還有空位嗎？

No one else is coming!

沒有其他人會來！

Hello! Welcome to the movies!

你好歡迎來到電影世界！

We have payment plans for the popcorn, if you need it!

如果您需要，我們有爆米花付款計劃！

Yeah, we need uh, four tickets to a movie that's not uh...

我們需要四張電影票，不是...

Sequel, remake, reboot, reimagining, or an adaptation of a book?

續集、翻拍、重啟、重新想象，還是改編自一本書？

Sure! This movie won an Oscar!

當然這部電影獲得了奧斯卡獎！

It can't be pretentious!

不能自命不凡！

Uh...

呃...

I guess you can watch the ads!

我想你可以看廣告！

That's perfect!

太完美了

Uh, does that work for you, Terskit?

這樣行嗎，特斯基特？

As long as I'm with you!

只要我和你在一起

You mean with us, babe!

你是說和我們一起，寶貝

Just buy the f***ing tickets!

買票吧

Here you go!

給你

Oh, thanks!

哦，謝謝！

Guys, I got the tickets!

夥計們，我拿到票了

Hey there, buddy! You didn't order any popcorn!

嘿，夥計你沒點爆米花

Won't you get hungry during the movie?

看電影時不會餓嗎？

Unless...

除非

You're smuggling in food, aren't you?

你在走私食物，是嗎？

I never break the rules! I'm a good boy!

我從不違反規定！我是個好孩子

Girl, I got an entire rotisserie chicken in my coat pocket!

姑娘，我的衣兜裡有一整隻烤雞！

What? Why?

什麼？為什麼？

When I go to the movies, I get set up in there like it's the Last Supper!

當我去看電影的時候，我會在裡面佈置得像 "最後的晚餐 "一樣！

There's more food than Thanksgiving!

食物比感恩節還多！

I got a microwave stash under our seats, and I got a mini-fridge hidden in the ventilation system!

我在座位下面藏了一個微波爐，還在通風系統裡藏了一個迷你冰箱！

You're gonna get us kicked out!

你會把我們趕出去的

I can just about guarantee it when I start livestreaming the movie!

當我開始直播這部電影時，我幾乎可以保證！

You're not gonna ruin my date!

你不會毀了我的約會的

Hand over all of the counter-bands!

交出所有反帶！

C-c-c-c-c-cantor-bands!

C-C-C-C-Cantor-Bands！

Fine! You twisted my arm! Here you go!

好吧，你擰了我的胳膊給你

What? There's no way that you can eat all of this!

什麼？你不可能把這些都吃掉的

Eat? No, I sell it in the bathroom!

吃？不，我在浴室裡賣！

So this is what it means when you say you're hustling?

這就是你說的 "忙 "的意思？

I love you!

我愛你

Hey, what is that you're holding?

嘿，你拿的是什麼？

I'm holding it for a friend!

我是幫朋友保管的！

Did you really think you could smuggle in an entire buffet?

你真的認為你能偷運一整套自助餐嗎？

Ah, foot!

啊，腳！

You're banned from the movies! Vacate the premises!

你被禁止看電影了離開這裡

But... but he set me up!

但是......但是他陷害了我！

Nah, you set me up! Get some free tickets!

不，是你陷害我的去拿免費票吧

What? You really did all of this just to save a few bucks?

什麼，你做這些真的只是為了省幾個錢？

This cost me a lot of money to do, I hope you know that.

這花了我很多錢，我希望你們知道這一點。

That's it! I'm taking my short king with, and I'm leaving!

就是這樣我要帶著我的矮個子國王離開了

Don't act like leaving is a choice!

不要表現得好像離開是一種選擇！

How about you let him choose who he hangs out with for once?

讓他自己選擇交往對象如何？

Me, or you?

我，還是你？

Uh... uh... sure!

呃...呃...當然！

I'm a Dabi Mami goth girl who's going to financially support him!

我是一個 Dabi Mami 哥特女孩，會在經濟上支持他！

How could he not pick me?

他怎麼能不選我？

Uh, could you tell me why I should pick you instead?

你能告訴我為什麼要選你嗎？

Easy!

簡單！

Shhh...

噓...

I've seen this one! He buys a Toyota!

我見過這個人！他買了一輛豐田車

Stop her! She's spoiling the ads!

攔住她她在破壞廣告效果

What?

什麼？