But this stick figure wasn't called "The Chosen One" for nothing

但是這火柴人不會無端端被稱為"被選者"

he somehow figured out how to get my stick figure on his side

他不知怎麼樣讓我的火柴人選擇站在他那邊

so they teamed up and... destroyed my computer

所以他們聯手起來...... 毀掉了我的電腦

blue screen of death, fried motherboard

藍屏死機，主機板被烤掉

are you serious??

你是認真的嗎？ ？

yup. so i had no choice but to get a new computer

是啊。所以我毫無餘地只好換一台新電腦

all because of a stick figure I made

全部歸於我創造的的一個火柴人

do you think it'll happen again?

你認為這會再次發生嗎？

well it's been 3 years and nothing's happened

已經過了3年，什麼事也沒有發生

Alan!

Alan！

Yeah?

怎麼了？

Can you come here for a second?

你可以來一下嗎？

Okay.

好的。

hang on

稍等

oh hey I have to go get the laundry, I will talk to you later.

嘿我需要拿出洗衣機裡的衣服，等一下會再跟你聊。

TheSecondComing.exe

再臨者.exe

The Chosen One's Return

“被選者”的 歸來

The Second Coming is not responding

再臨者 沒有反應

The action cannot be completed because the program is too resistant.

因為程序反抗力太強無法實施行動。

The Second Coming sends the following message: "You ended my friends. Now I will end you."

再臨者發送以下消息： “你刪除了我的朋友，現在讓我刪除你”

I give up on life. I'm not even going to try any more.

我放棄一切。我不會再浪費力氣了。

You like this.

你說贊。

Wow, insensitive, I might just unfriend you for that

哇，毫無感情，我可能會就因為這把你從朋友名單中移除

That wasn't me!!!

那不是我做的！！！

What a bunch of losers

一堆輸家

winners****

贏家****

Groupon is doing an extra 10 dollars off today and tomorrow.

Groupon今天和明天有額外10塊錢折扣的活動。

go die

去死吧

LIVE! LIVE!!

活吧！活吧！！

ugly

醜

BEAUTIFUL!!

美！ ！

Who wants me to stalk them in their sleep? Because I will.

誰想要我在他們睡覺的時候盯銷？因為我會做的。

I DO!! I DO!!

我要！我要！

NO I DONT!! I DONT!!

不 , 我不要！！我不要！ ！

Your photography skills are like drinking straws, meaning they suck

你的攝影技巧就像吸管一樣，表示超爛的 (suck可以表示“吸“或”超爛“)

catch me if you can, you monster

看你能否抓到我，你這個怪物

"TheSecondComing.exe" was added to your Dropbox folder

“再臨者.exe”被添加到你的Dropbox文件夾裡

Select All

刪除

Delete

停止！ ！

STOP!!

它會說話？

it talks?

你會說話啊？

you talk?

拜託千萬不要把我刪掉

DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE

我不會刪除你的。你需要冷靜下來。

I'm not going to delete you. You need to calm down.

你需要死掉

you need to die

嘿火柴人。你是一位很傑出的動畫師。

Hey stick figure. You're a really good animator.

什麼？

what?

你如果幫我製作動畫，我就會放你自由，只要你不破壞我的電腦。

If you help me animate, I'll let you free, as long as you don't wreck my computer.

不要

no

為什麼不？？

Why not??

因為你結束了我的朋友們。

You ended my friends.

哦。

Oh.

我們什麼時候開始？

When do we start?

五個月後

five months later

由（火柴人） 教導

taught by (stick figure)

好嗎？

good?

請打開下一個框架

next frame please

我們來看它吧！

let's watch it!

擊掌吧哥們兒。

high five dude.

休息時間！

break time!

結束

The End

動畫，攝影，表演，音響設計由Alan Becker

Animation, Cinematography, Acting, Sound Design by Alan Becker

音樂由Sarah Eide

Music by Sarah Eide

謝謝Kickstarter工程的所有捐款者！按照貢獻的額款列出：

Thanks to all the backers of the Kickstarter project! Listed in order of contribution:

字幕由 Kvc Says, Alex Lin, Tan Wuiyang 以及 Rebecca Liu

Subtitles by Alan Becker