- Hey. - Sweetie.

嘿，親愛的

Ready to go?

準備好了嗎？

Yeah, sure. Ooh, I left my purse up at Monica's. I'll be right back.

是的，當然。我把錢包落在莫妮卡家了。我馬上回來

Wait a minute.

等一下

What?

什麼？

That one kept going.

那個人繼續前進。

So, you and Phoebe, huh? How long you been going out?

那麼，你和菲比，是吧？你們在一起約會多久了

Over a month.

一個多月

Wow. Maybe, uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.

哇也許，呃，也許你和我應該多瞭解一下對方。

Sure. I'd like that.

當然。我喜歡這樣。 是啊

So, uh, what's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

It's Jake.

是傑克

Joey.

喬伊

Hey, Jake, uh, do you like the Knicks?

嘿，傑克，你喜歡尼克斯隊嗎？

Yeah, big fan.

是啊，超級粉絲。

Me, too. There's a game on Tuesday. You want to go?

我也是。週二有一場比賽，你想一起去嗎？

Yeah, that'd be great. Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.

是啊，那太好了。讓我確定一下週二有沒有時間

Phoebe. - Hey.

菲比，

Listen.

聽著

You know how, uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward, I check out your underwear?

你知道，呃，當你穿著褲子，身體前傾，我就會看到你的內褲嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Well, when Jake did it, I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.

傑克做的時候，我看到他穿著女性內衣。

I know. They were mine.

我知道，那是我的內褲，

Oh. No. Wait. That's weird.

哦。不 不 等等。 真奇怪

No, it's not. We were just goofing around, and I dared him to try them on.

不，不是這樣的。我們只是在開玩笑，我讓他試穿一下。

That's weird.

真奇怪

I'm wearing his briefs right now.

我現在就穿著他的內褲。

That's kind of hot.

有點熱

I think so, too.

我也這麼認為。

And that little flap?

那個小擋板呢？

Great for holding my lipstick.

很適合用來裝口紅。

Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.

是啊，這我就不知道了。

And, you know, Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable.

傑克說，女性內衣其實更舒適。

And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.

他喜歡絲綢貼合皮膚的感覺。

Yeah, well, next thing you know, he'll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture.

是啊，接下來他就會告訴你，你的高跟鞋對他的姿勢有好處。

There is nothing wrong with Jake, okay? He is all man.

傑克沒有錯，好嗎？他是全人類。

I'm thinking even more than you.

我比你想得更多。

Oh, yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laces.

哦，是的，他穿著那雙粉紅色的鞋帶，看起來就像一個真正的伐木工人。

I'm just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women's underwear.

我只是說，只有完全自信的男人才會穿著女人的內衣到處走。

I don't think you could ever do that.

我不認為你能做到這一點。

Hey, I am secure with my masculinity.

嘿，我對自己的男子氣概很有信心。

Okay, whatever.

好吧，隨便

You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?

你見過我的一大堆毛片吧？是的，我知道。

Hey, Pheebs.

嘿，菲比

Hey.

嘿。

Check it out.

來看看啊？ 好的

How much of a man am I?

我有多大能耐？

Wow, nice. Manly and also kind of a slut.

哇，不錯。有男子氣概，也有點放蕩。

You know, I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.

你知道嗎，我開始有點了解你了。我明白傑克在說什麼了。

The silk feels really good.

絲綢的手感非常好。

Yeah, and things aren't as smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.

是啊，事情並不像我想象的那樣一團糟。

That's great, Joe.

太棒了，喬。

Yeah, and you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear.

是啊，比起男士內衣，你有更多的選擇。

Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics. You got cotton, silk, lace.

比基尼、法式剪裁、丁字褲。還有布料。 有棉花、絲綢、蕾絲。

And you know what I've always wondered about?

你知道我一直在想什麼嗎？

Pantyhose.

連褲襪

You know, the way they start at your toe and then they go all the way up to your...

你知道，它們從你的腳趾開始，然後一直延伸到你的...

I should go take these off, shouldn't I?

我應該去把這些脫掉，不是嗎？

I think it's important that you do.

我認為這很重要。

Feel better?

感覺好些了嗎？

Yeah, much.

是啊，很多。

Listen, uh, not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, you know, but, uh, I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.

聽著，呃，不是說我對自己的男子氣概不自信什麼的，你知道的，但是，呃，我覺得我現在就需要和一個女人勾搭在一起。

Yeah, I understand.

是的，我明白。好吧

Hey, hi. - Hi.

嘿。你好。 你好。

You look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?

你看起來很面熟我在哪裡見過你？

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Oh, maybe it's because I'm on television.

哦，也許是因為我上電視了。

I'm an actor on Days of Our Lives.

我是《我們的日子》的演員。

Wow, really?

哇，真的嗎？

$4.50, please.

4. 5美元，謝謝。

Oh, let me get this.

哦，讓我來吧。給你

These are for you.

這些是給你的。