Wine, sugar, social media, series, video games, shopping and coffee.

酒、糖、社交媒體、連續劇、電子遊戲、購物和咖啡。

I've gathered you here because production has gone down 400%, the belly has gone up 500%, my girlfriend sent me a memo and the doctor gave me an ultimatum.

我把你們召集到這裡，是因為產量下降了 400%，肚子漲了 500%，我的女朋友給我發了一份備忘錄，醫生給我下了最後通牒。

I'm sorry boys, but I can't have this many habits.

對不起，孩子們，我不能有這麼多習慣。

That's why I must get rid of all of you.

這就是為什麼我必須除掉你們所有人。

What?

什麼？

Except for one.

除了一個

I can only keep one of you, but I don't know which one.

我只能留下你們中的一個，但我不知道是哪一個。

So start talking!

那就開始說吧！

I mean, please don't pick me, baby.

我的意思是，請不要選我，寶貝。

I'm your dopamine, your happiness.

我是你的多巴胺，你的幸福。

Yeah, but you also make me fat.

是啊，但你也讓我變胖了。

But there's nothing wrong with being a little bit overweight.

但稍微超重一點也沒什麼不好。

Imagine yourself after lunch having your coffee without...

想象一下，您在午餐後喝咖啡時沒有...

I'm dead serious, so keep talking.

我是認真的，你繼續說吧。

Hit the wine, he also makes you fat.

喝酒吧，他還會讓你發胖。

What about video games?

電子遊戲呢？

He gives you tendonitis and depresses you.

他會讓你得肌腱炎，讓你沮喪。

Get shopping, he only thinks about eating your savings.

去購物吧，他只想著吃掉你的積蓄。

Just hit me, bro.

打我吧，兄弟

I deserve it the most.

這是我應得的。

But why?

但為什麼呢？

I don't know, man.

我不知道

I'm just not sure if I'm worth it.

我只是不確定自己是否值得。

I just give you a little bit of energy and take a lot of money from you.

我只是給你一點能量，從你身上拿走很多錢。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You are the cheapest one here.

你是這裡最便宜的。

I take away ten times more money than you.

我拿走的錢比你多十倍。

Right.

對

I never thought of it that way.

我從沒這麼想過。

But I also give you other things...

但我還會給你其他東西...

You took all my savings, you bad thing.

你拿走了我所有的積蓄，你這個壞東西。

Now it's my turn, now hit me.

現在輪到我了，打我吧。

Right.

對

Yo, hit that guy, he's very addictive.

喲，打那個傢伙，他很容易上癮。

Exactly.

沒錯。

And it can be very time consuming only to prepare one cup.

而且，只准備一杯可能非常耗時。

Time you?

時間到了嗎？

Nah.

不

Watching series, that takes time.

觀看系列片需要時間。

You start with one episode and you binge watch them all.

你從一集開始，然後全部狂看。

That's just because it's good quality entertainment, right?

這只是因為它是高質量的娛樂，對嗎？

I mean, right?

我是說，對嗎？

I just deserve to die, man.

我真是該死

I can give you headaches, diarrhea, insomnia...

我可以讓你頭痛、腹瀉、失眠......

You see?

看到了嗎？

On top of everything he messes with your health.

除此之外，他還會擾亂你的健康。

Just whack him already.

快打他吧

What a hypocrite.

真是個偽君子。

You cause depression, dude.

你導致了抑鬱症，老兄。

And you damage the liver, you big drunk son of a...

你這個大酒鬼，你傷害了肝臟......

I'm so sick and tired of playing with my health.

我已經厭倦了拿自己的健康開玩笑。

Social media and coffee.

社交媒體和咖啡

Hey, I'm the only entertainment you got left.

嘿，我是你唯一的娛樂了。

Without series or video games, how are you gonna spend your free time?

沒有連續劇或電子遊戲，你怎麼打發空閒時間？

Drinking coffee, I guess.

喝咖啡吧

Well, well, well, my friend.

好了，好了，好了，我的朋友。

Who would have said you are the best of my habit?

誰會說你是我習慣中的佼佼者？

Take it easy, bro.

別緊張，兄弟

You know I got a friend that you can get addicted to and keep being productive?

你知道我有個朋友能讓你沉迷其中並保持高效率嗎？

In some of these modern cultures, people think he's amazing.

在一些現代文化中，人們認為他很了不起。

Who's that?

那是誰？

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

My name is Mr. Work.

我叫沃克先生。

We can start with 10 hours a day and from there the sky's the limit, papi.

我們可以從每天 10 個小時開始，從那時起，天無絕人之路，Papi。

To infinity and beyond, big boy.

無窮無盡，大男孩