We are lucky to be joined now, direct from Hogwarts Academy, by the very famous wizard himself, Mr. Harry Potter. Hello, Tina!

現在我們有幸請到了來自霍格沃茨學院的著名魔法師哈利-波特先生。你好 蒂娜 Hello, Tina！

Hello, Jimmy!

你好 吉米

Hello, Harry.

你好 哈利

Now, Hogwarts, as I understand it, is a school for wizards and witches.

據我所知，霍格沃茨是一所巫師學校。

So, would you mind showing us some of your magic and wizardry? Oh, not at all!

那麼，你介意向我們展示一下你的魔法和巫術嗎？哦，當然不介意

This is a trick I learned from the esteemed Mrs. McGonagall.

這是我從尊敬的麥格夫人那裡學來的一招。

It's called the mummy's finger.

這就是所謂的木乃伊手指。

Look!

你看

It's alive!

它還活著

Only those who have mastered the dark arts can perform this feat of sorcery. Yeah, I think I saw my nephew do that at a birthday party.

只有掌握了黑魔法的人才能施展這種巫術。是啊，我好像在一個生日派對上見過我侄子這麼做。

Okay, would you have anything else? Oh, yes.

好的，你還要點什麼嗎？哦，有的

This is a feat I learned from the dastardly Severus Snape.

這是我從卑鄙的西弗勒斯-斯內普那裡學來的絕技。

Now, this appears to be an ordinary pencil, but in the hands of a Gryffindor wizard, it becomes a rubber pencil.

現在，這似乎是一支普通的鉛筆，但到了格蘭芬多巫師的手裡，它就變成了一支橡皮鉛筆。

So that's how you fought the three-headed dog, by going like this? Oh, Tina, you're a wizard too!

你就是這樣對付三頭犬的？ 像這樣？哦，蒂娜，你也是個巫師啊

No, no, I'm not a wizard.

不，不，我不是巫師。

It's gotta be something else.

肯定有別的原因。

How about something from the school of clairvoyance? Oh, I'm glad you asked, Tina.

來點千里眼怎麼樣？很高興你這麼問 蒂娜

Pick a number between one and three. Two. I knew you would pick two, Tina!

在一到三之間選一個數字。二 我就知道你會選2，蒂娜

Not bad, huh?

不錯吧？

That was stupid!

這太愚蠢了！

That's the only number between one and three.

這是 1 和 3 之間唯一的數字。

It's terrible. Harry, these tricks are lame.

太可怕了哈里，這些把戲太遜了

Are you okay? It shows, doesn't it?

你還好嗎？它顯示出來了，不是嗎？

I'm so tired!

我太累了

I can't take it anymore!

我再也受不了了！

I can't hide it! Did he who cannot be named zap your energy? No, I've been on a press junket for 73 days!

我瞞不住了是那個不知道名字的人削弱了你的能量嗎？沒有，我已經參加了73天的記者招待會了

All I do is make appearances.

我所做的一切只是為了露面。

Last week I was supposed to study with Hermione, but my agent made me go with Andy Dick to the Shakira record release party.

上週我本該和赫敏一起學習，但我的經紀人讓我和安迪-迪克一起去夏奇拉的唱片發行派對。

My cell phone's ringing off the hook, those quonks at Warner Brothers are riding my ass, and I'm supposed to catch the golden snitch? Harry, I'm sorry, we didn't realize you were under so much pressure. Well, I am!

我的手機響個不停 華納兄弟的那幫蠢貨在我屁股後面轉悠 而我卻要去抓金色告密者？哈利，對不起 我們不知道你壓力這麼大我是有壓力 Well, I am！

125 million kids have read my book!

有 1.25 億孩子讀過我的書！

And if the movie isn't good, they're going to rip me a new one that no magic wand can repair!

如果電影不好看，他們就會把我撕成碎片，那是沒有魔法棒能修復的！

Please, Harry, good luck. You want to do one more trick before you go? Yeah, here's a trick!

拜託 哈利 祝你好運你走之前還想變個戲法嗎？好啊，就這個

I'll make myself disappear!

我會讓自己消失

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Happy now, you bloodsuckers?

高興了吧，你們這些吸血蟲？

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