Oh, you wait till it really kicks in at noon.

哦，那你就等到中午的時候吧。

How long have we done now?

我們現在做了多久？

About three minutes.

大約三分鐘

Have we got any water?

我們有水嗎？

Sure, you gotta have water for the session, right?

當然，你總得為會議準備水吧？

What are you doing? Plants drink like this.

你在幹什麼？植物這樣喝水

Allow me.

請允許我

Drink up.

喝吧

I've gotta go.

我得走了

But a guy your size, you're gonna want to stay out here for at least another couple of hours, right?

但以你的體型 你至少還想在外面待幾個小時吧？

Okay, time for me to leaf.

好了，我該走了。

That's a plant joke, since I know you love plants so much.

這是一個植物笑話，因為我知道你非常喜歡植物。

Ciao.

Ciao.

Joe, honey, dinner's ready.

喬 親愛的 晚飯好了

Did you have a nice day at school?

今天在學校過得開心嗎？

No. No, I did not.

不，不，我沒有。

It was just totally uncalled for, right?

這完全是無理取鬧，對吧？

Yes.

是的。

And you're sure only plants can photosynthesize?

你確定只有植物才能進行光合作用？

Yes.

是的。

So he obviously knew and he didn't tell me.

所以他顯然知道，卻沒有告訴我。

He took it too far, right?

他做得太過分了，對嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Can we please just go to sleep?

我們能不能去睡覺？

Sorry, it's hard to get comfortable when even your teeth have third-degree sunburn.

不好意思，連牙齒都晒得三度燙傷了，想舒服都難。

Look, you upset him and he got you back.

聽著，你惹他生氣了，他把你找回來了。

Maybe you should just draw a line under it.

也許你應該在下面畫一條線。

Oh, I'm going to draw a line under it, all right?

哦，我要在它下面畫一條線，好嗎？

Good.

很好。

I feel like we're on different pages here.

我覺得我們在不同的頁面上。

No, no, draw a line under it, I get it, I understand.

不，不，劃清界限，我明白，我理解。

To emphasize it!

強調一下！

Mind if I join you?

介意我加入你們嗎？

Buddy?

巴迪？

Don't you usually have lunch with Darwin?

你不是經常和達爾文一起吃午飯嗎？

Oh, he had other plans.

哦，他另有打算。

Something to do with me going too far, people getting hurt, that sort of thing.

跟我做得太過分、有人受傷之類的事有關。

So you're not eating?

你不吃東西？

Oh, sure I am.

哦，當然。

I thought I'd try some nice, fresh soil for lunch.

我想午餐應該嚐嚐新鮮的泥土。

Because that's what plants eat, right?

因為植物就吃這個，對吧？

Oh, absolutely. We eat soil all the time.

哦，當然。我們一直在吃土壤。

Great, because I brought enough for two.

太好了，因為我帶了足夠兩個人吃的東西。

Yeah, actually, I've already eaten lunch.

是啊，其實我已經吃過午飯了。

No, you haven't.

不，你沒有。

I've been watching you for the last three hours and I'm absolutely sure you haven't had lunch.

我已經觀察你三個小時了，我敢肯定你還沒吃午飯。

So tuck in.

那就吃吧。

Unless this isn't a plant thing.

除非這不是植物的問題。

No, no, it's a plant thing.

不，不，這是植物的事。

Clumpy.

結塊。

Well, you know what else is a plant thing?

你知道還有什麼是植物嗎？

And you're sure this is a plant thing?

你確定這是植物的問題？

And you're sure this is a plant thing?

你確定這是植物的問題？

Of course, we get watered every day.

當然，我們每天都要澆水。

But does the pressure have to be so high?

但壓力一定要這麼大嗎？

Probably.

也許吧

Dude, one at a time!

老兄，一次一個！

Luckily, all the evidence has been preserved, so this should be an open and shut case.

幸運的是，所有證據都被保留了下來，所以這應該是一個公開的案件。

And that's lunch.

這就是午餐。

It's going to take a miracle for me to finish this race.

要想完成比賽，我必須創造奇蹟。

Huh?

啊？

I have to help with this.

我必須幫忙。

It's a plant thing.

這是植物的問題。

But aren't they dangerous?

但它們不是很危險嗎？

It's fine as long as you don't aggravate them.

只要不激怒他們就沒事。

After all, bees are just overweight wasps.

畢竟，蜜蜂只是體重超標的黃蜂。

Don't tell me. Plant thing?

別告訴我植物？

Guess so.

我猜也是。

Plant thing?

植物？

Yeah.

是啊

Okay, I give in!

好吧，我投降！

I might not know anything about plants, but skydiving without a parachute is definitely not a plant thing!

我可能對植物一無所知，但沒有降落傘的跳傘絕對不是植物的專利！

Aha! So you admit it! You don't know anything about plants!

啊哈，你承認了！你對植物一無所知

Aha! So you admit you were aware I didn't know anything about plants when you put me through all that stuff!

啊哈，這麼說你承認，你讓我做那些事的時候，就知道我對植物一無所知！

Aha! Then if you were aware that I knew that you knew that I was aware, why didn't you say anything?

啊哈！那如果你知道我知道你知道我知道，你為什麼什麼都不說？

Aha! I... No, wait, I didn't follow any of that.

啊哈！我...不，等等，我完全沒聽懂

Look, we'd better call a truce before this escalates any further.

聽著，我們最好在事態進一步升級之前休戰。

Weed? Is that another plant joke?

雜草？這又是一個植物笑話嗎？

What? No.

什麼？什麼？

Leslie, I'm sorry I called plants pointless.

萊斯利，很抱歉我說植物毫無意義。

And I'm sorry I made you stand waist-deep in fresh manure.

我很抱歉讓你站在齊腰深的新鮮糞便裡。

Friends?

朋友？

Till the end.

直到最後

Which, judging by the speed the ground's coming up, is in about five seconds.

從地面上升的速度來看，大約還有五秒鐘。

Wow. Where did that come from?

哇哦這是從哪兒來的？

I don't know. Plant thing, I guess.

我也不知道。植物的事，我猜。

Well, thanks for teaching me something new.

謝謝你教我新東西。

Yeah, I'm not really convinced you learned anything about plants, but I guess we'd better get out of here.

是啊，我不太相信你學到了關於植物的知識，不過我想我們最好還是離開這裡吧。

I mean, you're gonna want to go home to get milked, right?

我是說，你會想回家去擠奶，對嗎？

Cool, cool.

酷，酷

Wait, you think all mammals get milked?

等等，你認為所有哺乳動物都會擠奶？