Ah!

啊！

A plastic magic wand!

塑膠魔杖

Sweet!

甜美

Make a wish!

許個願吧

I wish I had six eyes.

我希望我有六隻眼睛。

One, two...

一、二...

Hmm, maybe you have to wave it.

嗯，也許你得揮揮手。

I wish Gumball had six eyes.

我希望口香糖有六隻眼睛。

One, two...

一、二...

Ah, this magic wand is weak.

啊，這個魔法棒太弱了。

Huh?

啊？

Magic wand?

魔杖？

Ha, ha, ha!

哈哈哈

Ow!

噢

Can I have a turn?

能輪到我嗎？

Sure, but it doesn't really...

當然，但這並不...

Cool!

酷斃了

With this, I can make all my wishes come true.

有了它，我就能實現所有願望。

My first wish is that this wand doesn't turn out to be a big fraud, like that stupid wishbone! What wishbone?

我的第一個願望是，這根魔杖不會變成一個大騙局，就像那個愚蠢的許願骨一樣！什麼許願骨？

Well, when I was a boy about your age...

當我還是一個和你差不多大的男孩時...

I wish that the sausages would fly into my mouth.

我希望香腸能飛進我的嘴裡。

Mom, I made a wish on the wishbone, and nothing happened!

媽媽，我在許願骨上許願了，但什麼也沒發生！

What did you think?

你怎麼看？

That it was going to come true?

它將成真？

Magic isn't real.

魔法不是真的

Ah!

啊！

You mean it's a fraud?

你是說這是個騙局？

Yeah, it's a fraud.

是的，這是一個騙局。

No!

不

And I didn't stop screaming for 15 years.

15 年來，我從未停止過尖叫。

I never believed in anything again.

我再也不相信任何事情了。

But I believe this will be different.

但我相信這次會有所不同。

Now, I've got some wishing to do!

現在，我要去許願了！

Hee, hee, hee! You know what this means, Darwin?

嘻，嘻，嘻你知道這意味著什麼嗎，達爾文？

We have to make sure all of Dad's wishes come true.

我們必須確保爸爸的所有願望都能實現。

Why?

為什麼？

Because if we don't, he'll never be able to believe in anything again.

因為如果我們不這樣做，他就再也無法相信任何事情了。

And he might go crazy and start screaming.

他可能會發瘋，開始尖叫。

We have to make sure he thinks that wand is real.

我們必須確保他認為魔杖是真的。

Yeah!

是啊

Uh...

呃...

Oh!

哦！

I wish for sausages to fly into my mouth.

我希望香腸飛進我的嘴裡。

Woo!

Woo！

Ah!

啊！

I think you and me are going to be friends.

我想我們會成為朋友的。

Huh?

啊？

Oh!

哦！

I wish the sink was fixed!

我希望水槽能修好！

But how do you fix the sink?

但如何修復水槽呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Ah!

啊！

Wait!

等等！

Mr. Dad's going to find out the worm's not real!

爸爸先生會發現蟲子不是真的！

Huh?

啊？

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

You are truly powerful!

你真的很強大！

I shall name you Wanda!

我給你取名旺達

The Wonderful Wand of Wonder!

神奇的魔杖

Quick!

快！

I think Dad's going to make another wish!

我想爸爸又要許願了！

I wish it was raining pancakes!

我希望下的是煎餅雨！

Huh?

啊？

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

I wish...

我希望...

I wish it was Christmas every day!

我希望每天都是聖誕節！

Ow!

噢

Ho, ho, ho!

嗬，嗬，嗬

Merry Christmas, everyone!

大家聖誕快樂

Ah, ha, ha, ha!

啊，哈哈，哈哈

Oh!

哦！

I wish...

我希望...

Oh...

哦...

I wish I was taller!

我希望我能再高一點！

Hee, hee!

嘻，嘻！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Now I'm a giant!

現在我是巨人了

I wish...

我希望...

I wish I had a monster truck!

我希望我有一輛怪獸卡車！

Yeah!

是啊

A monster truck T-shirt!

怪物卡車 T 恤

I wish...

我希望...

I wish I could be invisible!

我希望我能隱身！

Come on, Darwin.

來吧，達爾文

Just do what I do.

照我做的做

Where's Dad?

爸爸在哪裡？

I wonder where he's gone.

我想知道他去哪兒了。

Look!

你看

He left his wand floating in mid-air!

他讓魔杖漂浮在半空中！

Hee, hee!

嘻，嘻！

He's here!

他來了

Come on, Darwin.

來吧，達爾文

Let's go and find him.

我們去找他吧

But he's here!

但他來了