What's good gang welcome back to what is yet again another freaking banger, okay?

什麼是好幫派，歡迎再次回到什麼是另一個怪異的爆炸，好嗎？

I just wanted to start off by saying I love you guys so much

我只想說，我非常愛你們

Thank you guys for all the amazing support today

感謝你們今天的大力支持

We actually have a video that I've been waiting to do for the longest

事實上，我們有一個視頻，我一直在等待做最長的時間

I never thought that we'd be able to pull it off, but here we are

我從沒想過我們能成功，但我們做到了

I'm so nervous, and I have no idea how this is gonna turn out

我好緊張，不知道結果會怎樣

I have my boy Danny coming on the channel you guys remember him from a long time ago

我的兒子丹尼將出現在頻道上，你們還記得很久以前的他嗎？

If you guys haven't watched that video make sure you guys go watch that video before you watch this video super chill, dude

如果你們還沒看過那段視頻，一定要先去看那段視頻，然後再看這段視頻。

He's one of my good friends. I thought you know what better of a car

他是我的好朋友之一。我想你知道什麼車更好

What better of a person to get to do this video then Danny?

還有比丹尼更適合拍攝這段視頻的嗎？

I've seen it done on other people's channels, but I have never seen it done with a static car so today

我在其他人的頻道上看到過這種做法，但還從未見過用靜態汽車做成的，所以今天

We're gonna be doing a uber prank. He ended up registering for uber everything cleared out

我們要做一個uber的惡作劇。結果他註冊了uber，一切都清空了

They checked his vehicle registration his insurance

他們檢查了他的車輛登記和保險

I actually don't know what kind of car he

實際上，我不知道他開的是什麼車。

Uploaded to uber to confirm him because I know if uber seen the kind of car

上傳到 uber 以確認他，因為我知道如果 uber 看到了這種車

He has they probably wouldn't have accepted him setting up a couple cameras. No fake shit going on over here, okay?

他們可能不會接受他裝幾個攝像頭。別做假了，好嗎？

We're gonna have these hidden cameras. I have a dash cam and then I have a cam that's gonna

我們會有這些隱藏的攝像頭我有一個儀表盤攝像頭，還有一個會

Go I think behind Danny's seat unfortunately

不幸的是，我想是在丹尼的座位後面

I can't be in the car with him because I think it'll look like pretty sus if I'm just in the passenger or if

我不能和他一起坐車，因為我覺得如果我只是坐在副駕駛，或者如果

I'm driving, and it's not like my account. I think Danny's got it all covered, so I think we should be good

我在開車，這不像我的賬戶。我想丹尼已經把一切都安排好了，所以我想我們應該沒問題了

I'm pretty nervous. I don't think there's much left to say Steph. How do you feel about this?

我很緊張我覺得沒什麼好說的了 史蒂芬你覺得怎麼樣？

Steph you're cheesing behind the camera

斯蒂芬，你在攝影機後面偷笑呢

I'm excited this video is gonna be freaking insane

我很興奮，這段視頻一定會非常瘋狂

So that's why I need you guys to hit that like button and hit the subscribe button if you're new to the channel

是以，我需要你們點擊 "喜歡 "按鈕，如果你們是頻道的新用戶，請點擊 "訂閱 "按鈕。

I love you guys so freaking much without all of you none of this would be possible all right. Let's get into it

我太愛你們了，沒有你們，這一切都不可能實現。讓我們開始吧

Oh, yeah, he's there. Oh my god

哦，是的，他在那裡。我的天啊

I'm geek like I've never seen the car before, but I'm just thinking of people's reactions when they pull up

我是個怪胎，好像從來沒見過這輛車，但我只是在想人們停車時的反應

They're gonna cancel it. They're gonna be like that is not my uber. Oh my god

他們會取消的他們會說那不是我的uber我的天啊

Shit

媽的

That looks good

看起來不錯

Static oh my god. No you can't see through that tip whatsoever

靜電 我的天不，你根本無法看透那個提示

You ran the bumper

你跑了保險槓

But how did you run it over

但你是怎麼碾過去的

It's a good

這是一個很好的

Was like it looks intact

看起來完好無損

I feel like you might get some people that just want to be like assholes and be like

我覺得你可能會遇到一些人，他們只想當混蛋，就像

I was thinking bro. Just not people gonna be in this

我在想，兄弟。只是沒有人會參與其中

Be like yo my time

就像我的時間

Like yo this tire is actually leaking air right now, so if it rains will cry at the front over this one

就像喲，這個輪胎現在真的在漏氣，如果下雨了，我就會在前面為這個輪胎哭泣

It was at 28 this morning better. Hope you don't

今天早上是 28 度，好些了。希望你不要

Jack Jack

傑克-傑克

We won't even be able to fix our situation, how do you know got your Jack I don't

我們甚至無法挽救自己的處境，你怎麼知道你有傑克？

I carry a spare, but that's cuz I need my spare, but a spare with no Jack as long as we don't drive too far

我帶著備胎，但那是因為我需要我的備胎，但只要我們不開太遠，備胎就不用帶傑克。

How does it say it on the thing it tells you how far they're going or no?

那東西上是怎麼說的，它告訴你他們要走多遠，還是不行？

No, I just tells me where they're at it says. I'm online watch

不，我只是告訴我他們在哪裡。我在線觀看

It'd be like you're in a busy area in a busy area if you have air pods girl

如果你有空氣吊艙女孩，就會像你在繁華地段的繁華地段一樣

I could be like on the phone with you. I'd be way better

我可以跟你通電話我會好很多

Yeah, bro, we need a way to communicate

是的，兄弟，我們需要一種溝通方式

Oh, that's all it says bro. Should I accept it? No no no don't accept. Yeah, we gotta set it up

哦，就這麼多，兄弟。我應該接受嗎？不不不，別接受是的，我們得安排一下

Yeah, the camera. Oh my god. I was thinking that too. I know it looks messy right now, but it's not that bad

是啊，相機。我的天啊我也這麼想我知道現在看起來很亂，但沒那麼糟

Yeah, I thought he dropped your ass off. I couldn't even see you do the windshield

我以為他把你扔下了我都沒看到你做擋風玻璃

What do you need a screwdriver for cuz no cab? It's like not registered right now. I just got it so like all the great

因為沒有駕駛室，你要螺絲刀幹什麼？現在還沒註冊呢我剛買的，所以喜歡所有偉大的

It's no registration type shit. Yeah great

這不是什麼註冊類的東西。好極了

They ask anything about the camera just say it's for like security reasons like for yeah for uber you ready for

他們問起攝像頭的事，就說是為了安全起見，比如說是為了uber，你準備好了嗎？

Show time for a show time already already

演出時間已經到了

Three minutes away. I see when you get it now. I'll just call you. I'll follow you. I'll just call you

還有三分鐘我知道你什麼時候能拿到我給你打電話我跟著你I'll just call you

Oh

哦

That's crazy your car's not even here, bro, then you recognize you by mkd

你的車竟然不在這裡，這太瘋狂了，兄弟，那你就用 mkd 認出你吧

All right boys, let's go Tom yo you ready

好了，孩子們，我們走吧，湯姆，你們準備好了嗎？

Okay

好的

We're following you

我們關注你

It really depends on who we get it's in here, okay first location first location

這要看我們找的是誰了，好吧，先找位置，先找位置

They're coming out they're coming out

他們出來了 他們出來了

It's a kid. It's a kid. It's a kid beat Danny beat look. He's looking for his over beep again Danny beep again

是個孩子是個孩子這是一個孩子擊敗丹尼擊敗看。他在找他的 "嘟嘟 "聲 Danny beep again

Nah, he doesn't believe it. He doesn't believe it. He does not think that's a uber. No. He's looking. He's looking beep like three times

不，他不相信他不相信他不認為這是一個尤伯杯。不，他在看He's looking beep like three times

You're here for an uber yeah

你是來打 uber 的？

I

I

I

I

Mean if anything happens

意味著如果發生任何事情

You have to cancel it so you said if the tire pops

你必須取消它，所以你說如果輪胎爆了

I think what makes it so funny is that he's actually making money doing this. It's like a win-win for him like

我覺得最有趣的是，他這樣做其實是在賺錢。這對他來說是雙贏，就像

The guy wants him to play music just hang up and play the music bro

這傢伙想讓他放音樂，就掛斷電話，然後放音樂，兄弟

Fuck we lost all connection with Danny we lost all connection

他媽的，我們與丹尼失去了所有聯繫，我們失去了所有聯繫

But when I tell y'all stuff has to literally fly to keep up with Danny he's like way down there

但當我告訴你們，要想跟上丹尼的腳步，東西就得飛起來，他就像在下面一樣

I don't even think the cameras picking him up

我甚至覺得攝影機都沒拍到他

Oh

哦

My god he went over those

我的上帝，他越過了那些

I don't know if I can go over that next one fam safety appreciate you. Oh, he got out the kid got out

我不知道下一個家庭安全問題我能不能說清楚，謝謝你。哦，他出來了，孩子出來了

Oh my god

我的天啊

Nigga why did you go over those I would have told his ass to get out

黑鬼，你為什麼要去那些地方？

How was it

它是如何

It was cool

很酷

How's the entrance to

通往

He said hey, I like his mom's car

他說，嘿，我喜歡他媽媽的車

Just like his mom's car. Yeah, I bet second one. Then you want to do another one. Yeah

就像他媽媽的車一樣是啊，我打賭是第二輛那你想再做一輛是啊

Nigga, that should give me $5. That's that's bad 489 we're taking this nigga 15 minutes, bro. That's crazy. We're not paying enough. We've got another one. This one is picking up from Ross

黑鬼，這應該給我5美元。 這是不好的489 我們花了這個黑鬼15分鐘，兄弟。太瘋狂了我們給的錢不夠又來了一個這個人從羅斯那裡來的

This is definitely an old head. All right, bro. I'll catch you on the other side, right?

這絕對是個老傢伙好吧，兄弟我在另一邊等你，好嗎？

Andrea

安德烈亞

Yeah, Danny about to be in there Mac

是的，Danny就要進去了

I

I

Imagine it's like some old-ass lady a few moments later. No way is this family of four where I can't take four

想象一下，一會兒就像某個老太太一樣。這個四口之家，我不可能帶著四個人

No way is these people waiting right here with groceries, oh

這些人不可能帶著雜貨在這裡等著，哦

There's no way it's a that whole family. They have a shopping cart. There's no way

這不可能是一個完整的家庭。他們有購物車不可能

Yeah

是的

You guys here for the Uber? Oh

你們是來打車的嗎？哦

Oh, baby, it's the whole

哦，寶貝，這是整個

Oh

哦

It's a little bumpy, but don't worry, I've always had the curiosity to see how it feels to ride on the wheels like this, and here it is.

雖然有點顛簸，但不用擔心，我一直很想看看這樣騎在輪子上是什麼感覺，就這樣了。

Have you ever ridden here? Something like this? No?

你在這裡騎過馬嗎？像這樣的地方？沒有？

And it's true that when you accelerate, it's like you're turning right, right?

的確，當你加速時，就像是在右轉，對嗎？

No, it's true, it's like this.

不，是真的，是這樣的。

And what's the idea behind it being like this?

這樣做的初衷是什麼？

To see.

去看看

Just to see.

只是看看。

Does it look nice?

看起來漂亮嗎？

Oh yeah, nothing more.

哦，是的，沒別的了。

Ok, I didn't have that kind of experience.

好吧，我沒有這樣的經歷。

Do you think it rides bad?

你覺得它騎起來不好嗎？

No, I mean, I imagine it's like this.

不，我是說，我想象是這樣的。

I haven't been in another one to tell you, to compare.

我還沒有去過其他地方，無法告訴你，也無法進行比較。

People ask a lot about the car.

人們經常問起這輛車。

Always.

總是這樣

Everyone thinks it's unsafe.

每個人都認為它不安全。

That it's going to break while driving.

它會在行駛過程中損壞。

Is it ok?

可以嗎？

It's ok.

沒關係。

Strange, right?

很奇怪吧？

Tell him to buckle up and hold tight over the train track.

告訴他繫好安全帶，在火車軌道上站穩。

It's a little bumpy over the train track.

火車軌道有點顛簸。

We're having fun here.

我們在這裡很開心

How fast is it?

速度有多快？

How fast?

有多快？

As I want.

如我所願。

Oh yeah?

是嗎？

As long as I hit the gas, it's going to go.

只要我一踩油門，它就會前進。

120, 130.

120, 130.

I mean, I don't go 120, 130, but wow.

我的意思是，我不去120，130，但哇。

We're here.

我們在這裡

Oh yeah, you're almost there.

哦，對了，你快到了。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Nigga, what the fuck?

黑鬼，搞什麼鬼？

The entire time in my passenger seat, this nigga was shitting his pants.

在我的副駕駛座位上，這個黑鬼一直在拉褲子。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Hold on though, because I feel something.

等一下，因為我感覺到了什麼。

I'm just going to cut it off.

我只是要切斷它。

I feel something bumpy just now.

我剛才感覺到有東西在顛簸。

Nigga, that's rib.

黑鬼，那是肋骨。

That's the rib.

這就是肋骨。

What the fuck?

搞什麼鬼？

Why the fuck are you driving on it like that?

你他媽為什麼這樣開車？

I think we should just do one more, bro.

我覺得我們應該再做一次，兄弟。

One more.

再來一個

I don't want you to break this car.

我不想你弄壞這輛車。

The car's not going to break.

車不會壞的

That's crazy, Uber.

太瘋狂了，Uber

Bro, I had these people's groceries in my trunk.

兄弟，我的後備箱裡有這些人的日用品。

Show them your wallet.

給他們看看你的錢包。

Two trips.

兩次旅行

I'm going to put this into gas.

我要把它加到汽油裡。

Uber, what the fuck?

Uber 搞什麼鬼？

Look, I did two trips in a matter of 30 minutes, and I got $10.

聽著，我在 30 分鐘內跑了兩趟，賺了 10 美元。

All right, boys, that's going to be a wrap for today's video.

好了，孩子們，今天的視頻到此結束。

If you guys enjoyed this video even a little bit, all right, smash that like button, hit the subscribe button if you're new to the channel.

如果你們喜歡這個視頻，哪怕只有一點點，好吧，請點擊 "喜歡 "按鈕，如果你是頻道的新用戶，請點擊 "訂閱 "按鈕。

Shout out to the amazing family and the young boy who was the passengers.

向這個了不起的家庭和作為乘客的小男孩致敬。

In this video, they did freaking amazing.

在這段視頻中，他們的表現令人驚歎。

I think the video could have gone way worse if we had a passenger that was just completely against the whole Camber thing.

我認為，如果我們的乘客完全反對整個坎伯事件，視頻的效果可能會更糟。

They could have just denied the Uber completely, and that would have been very bad.

他們本可以完全否認 Uber 的存在，但這樣做會非常糟糕。

If you guys want to see a part two to this video, smash that like button.

如果你們想看這段視頻的第二部分，請點擊 "喜歡 "按鈕。

Maybe we'll do it in the GTI.

也許我們會在 GTI 上做到這一點。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

I don't know if the GTI will last, but it's worth a shot.

我不知道 GTI 是否還能用，但值得一試。

If you guys like this video, maybe we'll take the GTI for the Uber video.

如果你們喜歡這段視頻，也許我們會用 GTI 來拍攝 Uber 視頻。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

That would be pretty scary, but...

這將是非常可怕的，但...

We can make it happen.

我們能做到

I love you guys so much.

我太愛你們了

Thank you guys all for watching.

感謝大家的收看。

I'll see you guys in the next video.

我們下期視頻再見。

Peace.

和平。

Danny about to be in there macking.

丹尼就要在裡面嗑藥了。

Macking!

Macking！

Now, Shawty might have this shit talking, though.

現在，肖蒂可能會說這些廢話了。

I'm definitely going to jail today.

我今天肯定要進監獄了。