Oh, fuck!

媽的

Ugh!

唉！

Ugh!

唉！

Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here goes.

好吧，我有很多東西要講，但時間不多，而且我覺得你們之前沒聽懂我的意思，所以現在開始吧。

Ahem.

咳咳。

I know Hell's population is out of control.

我知道地獄的人口已經失控。

It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll.

情況很糟，我們付出了代價。

If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls at my has-been hotel...

如果我們讓這些罪人重新做人，在我的舊旅館裡淨化他們的靈魂...

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

等等，我說得太快了！

Right, extermination!

對，滅絕！

I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year, and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here.

我知道你們每年都會飛來殺一次，大老遠跑來一定很煩人。

If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!

如果他們在天堂與你團聚，這次旅行也就不復存在了！

You can wave that door farewell.

你可以揮手告別那扇門了。

Fine!

很好

It'll be a happy day!

這將是幸福的一天

Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time.

讓我打斷你，為大家節省寶貴的時間。

If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the pearly gates.

如果你的建議是讓他們往上爬，那他們寧願穿過珍珠門。

Well, um...

嗯...

Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fates, cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.

對不起，親愛的，你無法反抗他們的命運，因為地獄是永恆的，不管你願不願意。

Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot.

他們本來有機會表現得更好，現在卻在鍋裡煮。

Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it.

因為規則是白紙黑字寫下來的，再怎麼反抗也沒用。

They're burning for their lives until we kill them again.

在我們再次殺死他們之前，他們都在為自己的生命而燃燒。

Just try to chillax, babe, you're wasting your breath.

別緊張，寶貝，你在浪費口舌。

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

我聽到你暗示他們不該死嗎？

Are they winners?

他們是贏家嗎？

Are they sinners?

他們是罪人嗎？

Cause it's cut and dry.

因為這是一清二楚的。

Well, actually, if you take a look...

實際上，如果你看一下...

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye.

公平就是公平，以眼還眼。

And when all's said and done...

當一切都結束後...

Said and done...

說了又做...

There's the question of fun.

還有樂趣問題。

And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment!

而對於我們這些擁有神諭的人來說，滅絕是一種娛樂！

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.

無論你喜歡與否，地獄都是永恆的。

Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot.

他們本來有機會表現得更好，現在卻在鍋裡煮。

Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it.

因為規則是白紙黑字寫下來的，再怎麼反抗也沒用。

They're burning for their lives until we kill them again.

在我們再次殺死他們之前，他們都在為自己的生命而燃燒。

Fucking Hell is forever, and it's meant to suck a lot.

該死的地獄是永恆的，而且會很糟糕。

So give up your dumb endeavor, cause you don't have a shot.

所以，放棄你那愚蠢的努力吧，因為你根本沒有機會。

Long as I got your attention, I guess I should probably mention that we've made the determination to move up the next extermination.

既然我引起了你們的注意，我想我應該提一下，我們已經決定提前進行下一次滅絕行動。

What?

什麼？

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts.

等不了一整年就能宰了那群小混蛋了。

I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!

我知道才過了一週，但我們六個月後就會回來！

Oh, wait, can you?

哦，等等，你能嗎？

Oh, shit!

哦，該死