Yeah, it's the only appliance in the house that he actually knows how to use.

是啊，這是家裡唯一一個他真正會用的電器。

Kids, where would I find the say-lord?

孩子們，我到哪裡去找「沙了」呢？

You mean salad.

你是說「沙拉」吧。

It's in the drawer at the bottom of the fridge.

就在冰箱底部的抽屜裡。

There's a drawer in the fridge?

冰箱裡有個抽屜？

Mmm...

嗯...

I thought we agreed no secrets.

我們不是說好了不能有祕密嗎？

Oh, who am I kidding? I still love you.

哦，我在騙誰呢？我依然愛你。

Dinner is served.

晚餐準備好了。

I'm impressed. You're really taking this diet thing seriously.

我很感動。你真的很認真地對待節食這件事。

Sure I am. My book says if you use tiny plates, you eat less.

當然。我的書上說，如果你使用小盤子，你就會吃得更少。

Um, that only works if you have one tiny plate.

嗯，這只有適用在你有一個小盤子的情況下才會起作用。

What diet is this?

你這是什麼節食啊？

Well, that's the no carbs diet, that's the high protein diet, that's the 5-2 diet, that's the 2-5 diet, that's the...

這是無碳水化合物節食，這是高蛋白節食，這 是5-2 節食法，這是 2-5 節食，這是...

Pizza delivery!

披薩外送！

And that?

那是什麼？

My reward for dieting.

我節食的回報。

Hey, Mr. Dad, I like your new roll-neck sweater.

嘿，爸爸先生，我喜歡你的新高領毛衣。

I'm not wearing a roll-neck.

我沒穿高領。

Oh, it's your actual neck roll.

哦，是你真正的脖子。

Are you sure this diet's working?

你確定這種節食方法有效嗎？

Absolutely. I feel incredible. It's giving me so much energy.

當然。我感覺不可思議。它讓我精力充沛。

Yeah, you did just sleep for 36 hours.

是啊，你剛睡了 36 個小時。

That means I missed a whole day's eating.

這意味著我錯過了一整天的進食時間。

It's weird. Since I started dieting, we run out of food so quickly, I have to go buy groceries every day.

真奇怪。自從我開始節食，我們的食物很快就吃完了，我每天都要去買菜。

Maybe I'm doing something wrong.

也許我做錯了什麼。

Hmm...

嗯...

That's it! I should get the groceries delivered.

就是這樣！我應該讓叫雜貨外送。

Done!

完成！

Let's go to the grocery store.

我們去雜貨店吧。

But you just ordered a whole load of food!

但你剛剛點了一大堆食物！

I've got to have something to eat in the meantime, don't I?

在這期間我得吃點東西，不是嗎？

Chewing is one of the best ways to burn calories.

咀嚼是燃燒卡路里的最佳方式之一。

It's taking him forever.

他要花好久。

Uh, Dad, I don't think this diet's working.

呃，爸爸，我覺得這種節食方法不管用。

Okay, Darwin and I are going to help you diet properly.

好了，阿達和我要幫你正確節食。

What do you know about dieting?

你對節食瞭解多少？

The Internet exists. We don't need to know anything.

有個東西叫網路。我們什麼都不需要知道。

We will be your inspiration.

我們將成為你的靈感源泉。

Your slim presarios.

你的苗條預想。

You... - Okay, I think he gets it.

你的... - 好了，我想他懂了。

Now, if you want to take this seriously, you need to be open and honest about what you eat.

現在，如果你想認真對待這件事，就需要坦誠地說出你的飲食習慣。

Do you have any food in the house we don't know about?

你家裡有我們不知道的食物嗎？

Uh...

呃...

Dad!

爸爸！

I thought that would throw you guys off.

我以為你們會被嚇到。

That's not so bad.

這還不算太糟。

Wait a minute.

等一下。

That's it. We're putting you in lockdown.

夠了。我們要把你關起來。

Somewhere where there's no food.

關在沒有食物的地方。

Fish Finger, do you copy?

Fish Finger，收到嗎？

I repeat, Fish Finger, do you copy?

我再說一遍，Fish Finger，你收到了嗎？

All quiet here. I repeat, all quiet here, Night Owl.

這裡很安靜，我重複一遍，這裡很安靜，夜苗子。

Ah, it's Night Owl!

是夜「貓」子！

Wait, I'm picking up some interference.

等等，我看到一些雜訊。

Sounds like chewing.

聽起來像是在咀嚼。

What's he doing in there?

他在裡面幹什麼？

I can't make it out.

我聽不清楚。

Do you see anything?

你看到什麼了嗎？

Ooh! He has a burger!

喔！他有漢堡！

Repeat, he has a burger.

重複，他有一個漢堡。

You're gonna have to go in.

你得進去。

And Darwin, be careful.

阿達，小心點。

Hey, Dad.

嘿，爸爸。

He's gone!

他不見了！

That's impossible! What can you see?

這不可能！你能看到什麼？

Oh, my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！

The hamburger's fake!

漢堡包是假的！

It must be a trap!

這一定是個陷阱！

Get out of there! Abort! Abort!

快離開那裡！中止！中止！

Oh, it's just saliva.

哦，只是口水啦。

He's escaped!

他逃走了！

Fridge!

冰箱！

This is a new low.

他真刷新下限。

Meh, feels like a very familiar low.

非常熟悉的下限。

Dad moves so fast when there's food involved.

只要有吃的，老爸就會跑得飛快。

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

你和我想的一樣嗎？

We use food to trick Dad into exercising.

我們用食物來欺騙爸爸鍛鍊身體。

Huh, that never usually works.

哼，這招通常都不管用。

You probably shouldn't have said your plan out loud right in front of me.

你也許不該在我面前大聲說出你的計劃。

Don't worry, his short-term memory is terrible.

別擔心，他的短期記憶力很差。

So, what are we talking about?

我們在談論什麼呢？

There it is.

看吧。