While my white girlfriends auditions for the roles like nurse, waitress, or yoga instructors, my roles are like sexy nuclear scientist with IQ 300, hot assassin schoolgirl with nunchuck and daddy issues, or sweet No, I haven't auditioned for that yet.

我的白人女友們試鏡的角色是護士、服務員或瑜伽教練，而我的角色則是智商 300 的性感核科學家、有雙節棍和戀父情結的性感女學生殺手，或者甜美的 不，我還沒有試鏡過。

Most people say sexuality is not by choice and I totally agree 100% but if I get to choose I might choose to be a lesbian.

大多數人都說性是無法選擇的，我完全100%同意，但如果讓我選擇，我可能會選擇做一個女同性戀。

Well the reason is this, the other night my boyfriend was going down on me and I thought hmm I never been with a girl before but I'm pretty sure I can do better job than that.

原因是這樣的：有一天晚上，我男朋友對我上下其手，我想，嗯，我以前從沒和女孩做過，但我肯定我能做得更好。

Right ladies?

對吧，女士們？