Congratulations!

祝賀你

Oh, boy, that guy's underwear sucks.

哦，天哪，那傢伙的內褲真爛。

What?

什麼？

I got this pair marked XS.

我買的這雙標有 XS。

Let me tell you, there's no room for XS anything in here.

讓我告訴你，這裡根本容不下 XS 任何東西。

Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator of the women's collection.

總之，我會是女裝系列的協調人。

I'll work right under the director.

我就在導演手下工作。

I mean, it's the perfect, perfect job for me.

我的意思是，這對我來說是一份完美的工作。

Wow.

哇

Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it.

如果你能通過面試，你就能得到它。

Yeah?

是嗎？

You wanna work on your interview skills?

你想提高面試技巧嗎？

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Okay.

好的

All right, let's start with the handshake.

好吧，我們從握手開始。

Huh.

咦？

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Very good handshake.

很好的握手。

Good wrist action.

手腕動作良好。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Let me try.

讓我試試。

Okay.

好的

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

What did I ever do to you?

我對你做了什麼？

Did I squeeze it too hard?

我是不是捏得太用力了？

Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

這麼說吧，我很高興我不是錢德勒。

So, what happened?

那麼，發生了什麼？

Oh, it was horrible.

哦，太可怕了。

And the interview part went so well.

面試部分也非常順利。

You know, I even made him laugh.

你知道嗎，我甚至逗他笑了。

He said something about a boat, and I was like, well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets.

他說要坐船，我就說，好啊，如果你有足夠的救生衣的話。

Trust me, it was actually very funny.

相信我，這其實非常有趣。

Anyway, so, we were saying goodbye, and, uh, ugh.

總之，我們在道別時，呃，唉。

What happened?

怎麼了？

All right, well, we were shaking hands, and he kind of leaned in toward me.

好吧，我們握手的時候，他往我這邊靠了靠。

You know, maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally misread him, and I, uh...

你知道，也許他要開門，但我完全看錯了，我...

I don't know what to do.

我不知道該怎麼辦。

You kissed him?

你吻了他？

I didn't know what else to do.

我不知道還能做什麼。

Well, you could have tried not kissing him.

你可以試著不吻他啊

Hey, Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called.

嘿，瑞秋，拉爾夫-勞倫的人打電話來了。

You got a second interview.

你得到了第二次面試機會

What?

什麼？

I can't believe it.

我簡直不敢相信。

I got a second interview.

我得到了第二次面試機會。

Yes.

是的。

I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?

我敢打賭，這個吻現在看起來不像是個錯誤了，不是嗎？

What?

什麼？

Wait a minute, wait.

等等，等等

You don't think that's why he wants me back?

你不覺得這就是他要我回去的原因嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

No.

不

Hi, Rachel.

嗨，瑞秋。

Come on in.

進來吧

Okay.

好的

It's really nice to see you again.

很高興再次見到你。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, Rachel, uh...

哦，瑞秋，呃...

What?

什麼？

Just, uh...

只是...

Excuse me?

你說什麼？

Yeah, let me...

是啊，讓我...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇

All right, okay, I see what's going on here.

好吧，好吧，我知道怎麼回事了。

Now, listen, look, look.

現在，聽著，看著，看著。

I am sorry if I have given you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead.

如果我給你留下了錯誤的印象，我很抱歉，但我不是那種為了出人頭地而到處亂搞的蕩婦。

Now, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me.

現在，即使我吻了你，你也沒有權利要求和我做愛。

I do not want this job that bad.

我並不那麼想要這份工作。

Good day, sir.

再見，先生

Now, I know that I've already said courage, but, you know, you gotta have courage.

現在，我知道我已經說過勇氣，但是，你知道，你得有勇氣。

And, um, and finally, when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no, and I was not litigious.

最後，當我認為你在工作場所對我進行性挑逗時，我拒絕了，我也沒有提起訴訟。

So there you go.

就是這樣。

You got courage, you got integrity, you got...

你有勇氣，你有正直，你有...

courage again, and not litigious.

再次鼓起勇氣，不打官司。

Look, Mr...

聽著，先生

Zellner.

澤爾納

Zellner!

澤爾納

I knew that.

我就知道。

Oh, I knew that.

哦，我就知道。

I...

I...

I really, really want this job, and I think I would be really good at it.

我真的真的很想做這份工作，我覺得我會做得很好。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Yeah?

是嗎？

I may regret this, but, uh...

我可能會後悔，但是...

I'm gonna give you a shot.

我給你打一針

Oh, you are?

哦，你是？

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Really?

真的嗎？

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝。

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

Oh, would it be completely inappropriate if I gave you a hug?

哦，如果我給你一個擁抱，會不會完全不合適？

Yes.

是的。

Okay.

好吧

Well, then how about a handshake?

那麼，握個手如何？

Oh, God, I'm sorry!

天啊，對不起

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

I'm sorry.

對不起

Did not mean to touch that.

我不是故意要碰它的。

I mean, you...

我是說，你...

There.

在那兒

Uh, there.

好了

Um, okay.

好吧

So, thank you.

所以，謝謝你。

I'm gonna leave.

我要走了

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Uh, thank you.

謝謝

So, hey, I'll see you Monday.

那麼，嘿，週一見。

Okay?

好嗎？