Doobie doobie dooba, doobie doobie dooba, doobie doobie dooba, doobie doobie dooba.

嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟。

Help me!

幫幫我

Ah, Agent P.

啊，P探員

Doofenshmirtz is attending an evil scientist convention in London.

Doofenshmirtz 正在倫敦參加一個邪惡科學家大會。

We're sending you in undercover, disguised as evil scientist Dr. Lloyd Wexler, who, incidentally, is the man sitting next to you.

我們派你去做臥底 偽裝成邪惡科學家勞埃德・韋克斯勒博士 順便說一下 他就是坐在你旁邊的那個人

Good luck, Agent P.

祝你好運，P 探員。

Welcome to Evilcon, Dr. Lloyd Wexler.

歡迎來到Evilcon，Lloyd Wexler博士。

Hey, wait a second.

嘿，等一下

You didn't get your evil button.

你沒有拿到你的邪惡按鈕

Enjoy the convention, Dr. Wexler.

祝你會議愉快，韋克斯勒博士。

You didn't think I'd recognize you, did you?

你不會以為我會認出你吧？

But I do.

但我願意。

You're Dr. Lloyd Wexler, my greatest hero in all of evil science.

你是勞埃德・韋克斯勒博士 我在邪惡科學領域最偉大的英雄

I can't believe I'm actually talking to you.

真不敢相信我真的在跟你說話。

You know, I wrote my thesis on one of your early ransom notes.

你知道嗎 我的論文就是根據你早期的贖金筆記寫的

Gee, you wouldn't mind if I just hung around with you today, would you?

天哪，你不會介意我今天只和你待在一起吧？

It makes me so happy to be surrounded by so much evil.

被這麼多邪惡包圍著，讓我感到無比幸福。

Oh, look.

哦，你看

It's your autobiography.

這是你的自傳。

It's always been a dream of mine to have you read it to me.

讓你讀給我聽一直是我的夢想。

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

哦，等等，等等，等等，等等，等等。

Okay, now I'm ready.

好了，現在我準備好了。

Come on, don't be shy.

來吧，別害羞

Paragraph four.

第四段

Upon an evil winter's heart.

邪惡冬天的心

Go ahead.

說吧

Upon an evil winter's heart, the heavy hand of regret infrequently lights the malevolent path.

在一個邪惡的冬天的心中，悔恨的重手不常照亮邪惡的道路。

Is one trod without the cumbersome shackles of sentimental introspec- spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-

Hmm, that's funny.

嗯，真有趣。

I don't remember you saying spec so many times.

我不記得你說過這麼多次 "規格"。

Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus.

韋克斯勒博士 你是鴨嘴獸

Bury the platypus!

埋葬鴨嘴獸

I want to say that I knew it was you all along, but I can't because I didn't.

我想說我一直都知道是你，但我不能說，因為我不知道。

So now I guess I'm supposed to surrender, which I might do if we weren't standing in the middle of an evil weapons expo.

所以現在我想我應該投降，如果我們不是站在邪惡武器博覽會的中間，我可能會這麼做。

Aha! Bury the platypus!

啊哈！把鴨嘴獸埋起來！

Your giant robot dragon is no match for my giant robot...

你的巨型機器龍不是我的巨型機器人的對手...

Queen Elizabeth the First.

伊麗莎白女王一世

Would you mind switching robots with me?

你介意和我交換機器人嗎？

Would you mind too terribly?

你會非常介意嗎？

Please?

求你了？

Thanks.

謝謝。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

I just prefer this one. Thanks.

我更喜歡這個。謝謝。

Now, bury the platypus.

現在，把鴨嘴獸埋了吧。

Your silly, girly, Queen Elizabeth the First robot is no match for my giant fire-breathing-

你那愚蠢的、娘娘腔的、伊麗莎白女王一世機器人，根本不是我這個巨大的噴火機器人的對手

Ow!

噢

Ow, ow, ow, wait!

等等

I didn't know she had laser eyes!

我不知道她有脈衝光眼！

I want the tray back!

我要拿回托盤！

Well, yours may have laser eyes, but mine breathes fire!

你的眼睛可能是脈衝光的，但我的眼睛會噴火！

That was a stupid design.

這是一個愚蠢的設計。

Haha! Obviously your Queen Elizabeth the First is no match for my dragon!

哈哈顯然，你的伊麗莎白女王一世比不上我的龍！

That Queen Elizabeth is a tough old bird.

伊麗莎白女王是隻堅強的老鳥。

Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button.

謝謝你按下自毀按鈕。

Oh, that's just great!

哦，那真是太好了！

Thank you for pressing the ejection button.

感謝您按下彈射按鈕。

Remember to take a parachute with you.

記得帶上降落傘。

No! You found me!

你找到我了！你找到我了