And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way.

明天的約會將在各方面超越這次。

Whoa, whoa.

哇哦 哇哦

You said just one date, and this was it.

你說只有一次約會，這就是了。

Hark, what a surprise.

哈，真是個驚喜。

A red-crested South American rainbow macaw.

一隻紅冠南美彩虹金剛鸚鵡。

Aah!

啊

Two, three, four...

二、三、四...

Mabel, will you accompany Gideon to the ballroom dance this Thurb-day?

梅布爾，你願意陪吉迪恩 去參加今天的舞廳舞會嗎？

Thursday!

星期四

Aah!

啊

Oh, so adorable.

哦，太可愛了。

Gideon's got a girlfriend.

吉迪恩有女朋友了

They're expecting us.

他們在等我們

Please say you'll go.

請說你會去。

Aww!

啊

Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say...

吉迪恩，我很抱歉，但我會 不得不說.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

我坐立不安。

This is gonna be adorable.

這一定很可愛

If she says no, I'll die from sadness.

如果她拒絕，我會傷心死的。

I can verify that that will indeed happen.

我可以證實這確實會發生。

This is gonna be the ballroom dance!

這將是一場舞會

Hey, how'd it go?

嘿，怎麼樣？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I have a lobster now.

我現在有一隻龍蝦。

Well, at least it's over, and you won't ever have to go out with him again.

好吧，至少一切都結束了，你再也不用和他約會了。

Mabel, it's over, right?

梅布爾，結束了，對嗎？

Mabel?

梅布爾？

Blarg!

布拉格

He asked me out again, and I didn't know how to say no!

他又約我出去，我不知道如何拒絕！

Like this!

就像這樣

No!

不

It's not that easy, Dipper.

沒那麼容易，北斗七星。

And I do like Gideon as a friend-slash-little-sister, so I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

我很喜歡吉迪恩這個朋友兼小妹妹，所以我不想傷害他的感情。

I just need to get things back to where they used to be.

我只想讓一切回到從前。

You know, friends.

你知道，朋友。

Boating tonight!

今晚划船

Boating tonight!

今晚划船

You know, I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?

你知道，我以為跳舞會是今晚的終點，對嗎？

Don't you want this evening to last, my sweet?

難道你不想讓今晚持續下去嗎，親愛的？

No!

不

I mean, yes.

我是說，是的。

I mean, I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend.

我的意思是，我總是很高興能和朋友、哥們、朋友、戰友一起玩。

Pal?

帕爾？

I always said pal.

我總是說朋友。

Uh, mate?

呃，夥計？

How about soulmate?

知己如何？

Well, you can't say no to that!

你不能拒絕！

Man, he's so nice, but I can't keep doing this.

他人真不錯，但我不能再這樣下去了。

I can't break his heart.

我不能傷他的心

I have no way out!

我無路可走！

What in the heck happened on that date?

那天到底發生了什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I was in the friend zone.

我在朋友區

And then before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone!

我還沒反應過來，他就把我拉進了浪漫地帶！

It was like quicksand!

就像流沙一樣！

Chubby quicksand!

胖胖的流沙

Mabel, come on.

梅布爾，來吧

It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.

你又不是非得嫁給吉迪恩

Great news, Mabel!

好消息，梅布爾

You have to marry Gideon!

你必須嫁給吉迪恩

What?!

什麼？

It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful.

這都是我和巴迪-格萊夫的長期協議的一部分。

There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing.

這裡面有很多現金。

Plus, I got this shirt!

另外，我還買了這件襯衫！

Ugh, I am fat.

唉，我是個胖子。

Aaaaaah!

啊啊啊

Bodies change, honey.

身體是會變的，親愛的

Bodies change.

身體會改變。