If they need to touch each other in any way, kablooey!

如果他們需要以任何方式接觸對方，那就沒戲了！

No more kitchen.

沒有廚房了

Sorry, Chowder.

抱歉，喬德

Uh, no more kitchen?

沒有廚房了？

Don't worry, it's only painting.

別擔心，只是畫畫而已。

Well, it's taking too long!

時間太長了

I bonk you!

我打你

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈哈

Stop that, Chowder!

別說了 喬德

Kablooey!

Kablooey！

Remember?

還記得嗎？

I forgot.

我忘了

Oh, gosh.

哦，天哪

Now, watch carefully.

現在，請仔細觀察。

First add smetchup, now bacon, meat, sconjongs, dandelion...

先是加入番茄醬，現在又加入燻肉、肉、蔥花、蒲公英......

Boy, I sure do love being Monk's apprentice, but he is so boring.

天啊，我真喜歡當和尚的徒弟，但他太無聊了。

So b-b-bored.

太無聊了

So bored.

太無聊了

Huh?

啊？

What's this?

這是什麼？

Ooh!

哦

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈哈

I love you.

我愛你

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

我現在宣佈你們結為夫妻。

You may kiss the Flubberburgers!

你可以親吻弗魯伯漢堡包了！

Whoosh!

嗖！

Chowder, you touched them!

喬德 你碰了他們

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Chowder, I think it's time we had a talk.

喬德 我覺得我們該談談了

You've got to start acting like a more responsible chef.

你得像個更負責任的廚師。

Someday I'll retire.

總有一天我會退休的。

Or be killed by you.

或者被你殺死。

And you'll become the master.

你就會成為大師。

And I need to know you'll be ready when the time comes.

我需要知道，當時機成熟時，你會做好準備。

You understand what I'm saying, Chowder?

你明白我的意思嗎 喬德

But this whole cartoon series is based on me being the apprentice.

但整個系列卡通片都是以我當學徒為基礎的。

I refuse to not be the apprentice!

我拒絕不當學徒！

Refuse!

垃圾！

Refuse!

垃圾！

Refuse!

垃圾！

Ah!

啊！

Learning from you is my reason, Monk.

向你學習是我的理由，蒙克。

And without my reason, I have no reason.

沒有理由，我就沒有理由。

Do you not see?

你還不明白嗎？

I love you.

我愛你

And not just any old love.

而且不是普通的愛情。

The kind of love that is needy and dysfunctional.

這種愛是需要的，也是不正常的。

Ah!

啊！

Hey, what's that sound?

嘿，那是什麼聲音？

Blah, blah, blah.

胡說，胡說，胡說。

I'm a doctor.

我是一名醫生。

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道。

Ah!

啊！

So, you see, Chowder, you simply can't be my apprentice forever.

所以 喬德 你不能永遠做我的學徒

Come on.

來吧

Now, let's hug on.

現在，讓我們擁抱在一起。

No, no, no, no, no!

不，不，不，不，不！

I will never grow up.

我永遠長不大。

Ever.

永遠