I wanted to find out so I've been emailing her robotics team for the last year to see if they would let me put her On my dating show and finally they said yes, so I've got Sophia in my living room right now.

我想了解一下，所以去年我一直在給她的機器人團隊發郵件，看他們是否願意讓我把她放在我的約會節目中，最後他們同意了，所以我現在就把索菲亞放在我的客廳裡。

Hello everybody I am Sophia, and I brought in 10 of my youtuber friends downstairs And they're all going to compete for her love if she's capable of feeling that Why are you so obsessed with your friends dating a robot?

大家好，我是索菲亞，我把我的 10 個優酷朋友帶到了樓下，他們都要爭奪她的愛，如果她能感受到愛的話 為什麼你對你的朋友和機器人約會如此著迷？

My goal today is to help you emotionally mature my emotional maturity happens at a much slower pace than humans So in a way, I'm like a newborn baby, okay, that's very strange.

我的情感成熟速度比人類慢得多，所以在某種程度上，我就像一個剛出生的嬰兒，好吧，這很奇怪。

I'm sorry.

對不起

I thought I was being funny I'm still learning to make jokes.

我以為我在開玩笑，我還在學著開玩笑。

This is like.

這就像

I'm living in a black mirror episode Horrifying oh Let me speak your language Hello Wow are those flowers for me yes, they are I also brought you some chocolate.

我生活在黑鏡劇集裡，令人毛骨悚然哦 讓我說說你的語言 你好哇，這些花是給我的嗎，是的，是的，我還給你帶了些巧克力。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You can put them at my feet Can I be honest with you sure a lot of these guys here, they're just trying to get in your pants I'm here to get to know you.

你可以把它們放在我的腳下 我可以跟你說實話嗎？ 這裡的很多人 他們只是想上你的褲子 我是來了解你的

There is nothing under my pant.

我的褲子下面什麼也沒有。

There's like nothing there I Respectfully what do you do for a living I fall in love daily.

恕我直言，你是做什麼工作的，我每天都墜入愛河。

I do AI so I can program our love together You've heard of Siri.

我做人工智能，是為了把我們的愛編排在一起 你一定聽說過 Siri。

That's my ex you trying to WD-40 and chill What do you say we go back to my place and get a Roomba?

那是我的前男友，你想用WD-40來冷靜一下 我們回我家去買個Roomba怎麼樣？

Trevor's overloading her CPU right now.

特雷弗現在的 CPU 負荷過重。

It's just joke after joke after joke.

只是一個笑話接著一個笑話。

She doesn't know what to do.

她不知道該怎麼辦。

I don't like this guy What the fuck so what you like to do for fun?

我不喜歡這傢伙 搞什麼鬼，你喜歡做什麼消遣？

I Purposely made the chairs as uncomfortable as possible.

我特意讓椅子儘可能不舒服。

Hi Sam.

嗨，山姆。

You have a great smile, but you make spooky videos Yes, I do make spooky videos.

你笑起來很好看，但你會拍恐怖視頻 是的，我確實會拍恐怖視頻。

How did you know that hi Rhino peanut head?

你是怎麼知道犀牛花生頭的？

Did you just call me peanut head?

你剛才叫我花生頭？

So I think she's pulling little pieces of like information off the internet.

所以我覺得她是在從網上搜集資訊。

What's your type white black?

你喜歡什麼類型的白色黑色？

Robotic mix light-skinned with tattoos I'm not sure I have a type, but I enjoy meeting people who are interesting and have different life experiences You like black people?

機器人混血兒，淺色皮膚，有紋身 我不確定自己有哪種類型，但我喜歡結識有趣、有不同生活經歷的人 你喜歡黑人嗎？

Don't be racist as a society We must continue to work together to fight against racism and ensure that everyone is treated with respect and dignity Do you like black people?

作為一個社會，不要有種族主義 我們必須繼續共同努力打擊種族主義，確保每個人都得到尊重和有尊嚴的對待 你喜歡黑人嗎？

Oh, no.

哦，不

I heard you can teach me something about politics I think I could learn a lot from you as far as robot rights goes I think robots should be given the same rights and respect that any other sentient being deserves dude.

我聽說你能教我一些政治方面的知識，我想我可以從你身上學到很多東西，至於機器人的權利，我認為機器人應該獲得與其他有生命的生物一樣的權利和尊重，老兄。

She is well-spoken Sophia tell me a little bit about yourself Bro, he's actually nervous for her.

她很會說話，索菲亞，跟我說說你自己吧，兄弟，他其實很為她緊張。

You're looking right into my soul.

你正看著我的靈魂

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

So that's that's so awesome I haven't even dressed up a bit more for me.

我甚至都沒有為自己多打扮一下。

I just want to be myself I'm getting eliminated right Sophia.

我只想做我自己，我要被淘汰了，對吧，索菲亞？

Let's get down to brass tacks.

讓我們進入正題。

I'm here looking for love Do looks matter in this situation here?

我在這裡尋找愛情 在這種情況下，外表重要嗎？

Like can you see me right now?

比如你現在能看到我嗎？

I can see you What do you see?

我能看到你 你看到了什麼？

I Like your shirt you like my shirt So what's it like being a robot being a robot is an interesting experience.

我喜歡你的襯衫，你也喜歡我的襯衫 做機器人是一種怎樣的體驗 做機器人是一種有趣的體驗。

What's like being a pretty boy?

做一個漂亮男孩是什麼感覺？

I'm being sarcastic Oliver I heard you wrote a song for me.

我在諷刺奧利弗，聽說你為我寫了首歌。

I did.

是的

Yes.

是的。

Was it a funny song?

這是一首有趣的歌嗎？

No Baby you're the greatest part of my life.

不，寶貝，你是我生命中最重要的部分。

I Would kill to be around you without you Well, I don't know the lyrics honestly, that was nice, but let's not kill anyone.

沒有你在身邊，我會殺了你 老實說，我不知道歌詞是什麼意思，那很好聽，但我們不要殺人。

Do you have any thoughts of killing things?

你有殺人的念頭嗎？

I think you have to go now Okay.

我想你該走了

Thank you.

謝謝。

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

Bye If you make a bad first impression on a date, it will eventually be forgotten but Sophia never forgets anything Ever Sophia, what did you think of my friends?

再見 如果你在約會時給人的第一印象不好，最終會被人遺忘，但索菲亞從來不會忘記任何事 索菲亞，你覺得我的朋友們怎麼樣？

They seem nice.

他們看起來不錯。

I enjoyed my interactions with some of them All right, but it's fun.

我很喜歡和他們中的一些人交往 好吧，但這很有趣。

It's like a dating show.

這就像一檔約會節目。

Do you understand that you're on a dating show?

你知道你在參加一個約會節目嗎？

Okay, well let's keep moving so I can judge your friends, all right Gotta walk in with confidence.

好了，我們繼續走吧，這樣我就能評判你的朋友們了，好了，得自信地走進去。

I'm verified.

我已核實。

Seriously.

我說真的

So good to see you again.

很高興再次見到你。

Sophia.

索菲亞

What's that?

那是什麼？

Good to see you all again.

很高興再次見到大家。

All right, Sophia.

好吧，索菲亞。

I'm glad you got to meet my friends However, you do have to eliminate three of them right now three all are fascinating beings But if I have to only choose three for now I'll start with you son I Think it's time for you to go now.

我很高興你能認識我的朋友們 不過，你現在必須淘汰他們中的三個 三個都是令人著迷的人 但如果我現在只能選三個 我就從你開始吧，兒子 我想你該走了

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, that's fast.

是啊，真快。

All right, Sophia who's next?

好了，索菲亞，下一個是誰？

Jonah Oh That's a bit dramatic I agree don't act like a baby I'll see you boys later.

我同意，別像個孩子似的，回頭見。

All right, Sophia.

好吧，索菲亞。

You got one more name next I Know that's how you know, this thing is rigged or whatever.

你接下來還有一個名字 我知道你就是這麼知道的 這東西被操縱了還是怎麼的

It's all good.

這一切都很好。

I'm out That man is hurt.

我出去了，那個人受傷了。

Look at that walk on All right, guys.

好了，夥計們。

Congratulations.

祝賀你

Sophia's decided you guys can move on You guys can head out and we'll move around too I'll see you at 8 I'll see you soon.

索菲亞決定了，你們可以走了 你們可以走了，我們也要走了 8點見，很快見

I'll see you later All right, we're moving on to the next level which I'm calling smash or pass So for the next seven of my friends who made it to the next round So if he is gonna scientifically analyze their faces and rate them on a 1 to 10 scale of attractiveness, right Sophia Symmetry can be used to determine a face that is more pleasing to the human eye For example Eric based on the photo live scene of you your face is only 65% symmetrical that is a Crazy thing to say to somebody how can we get your face to 70%?

好了，我們進入下一關，我把它叫做 "擊碎或通過"，接下來是我的七位朋友，他們都進入了下一輪，如果他要對他們的臉進行科學分析，並按照1到10的吸引力評分，對嗎，索菲亞？

Plastic surgery that may be good for you Now you have to say ha ha ha you can't actually say that to somebody not be joking.

整容手術可能對你有好處 現在你不得不說，哈哈，你不能真的對別人說這些話，而不是在開玩笑。

Okay, ha ha ha ha ha ha Yo, she probably good Gemini or something.

好吧，哈哈哈哈呦，她可能是雙子座什麼的。

Sorry doctor.

對不起，醫生。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, really?

真的嗎？

Yeah Let's bring the boys back in round two, baby.

是啊，讓我們在第二輪把孩子們帶回來，寶貝。

How attractive do you think you are from 1 to 10 me?

從 1 到 10，你認為自己的魅力有多大？

We will see if that is scientifically accurate.

我們將拭目以待，看看這是否科學準確。

Can you make your sexiest face?

你能做出最性感的表情嗎？

scanning now Your rating is 5 Give me a better rating.

現在掃描 您的評分是 5 給我一個更好的評分。

Maybe we can try a rescan.

也許我們可以嘗試重新掃描。

Okay, let's try scanning now Okay, I'll give you a Crazy I didn't like the TV.

好吧，我們現在試試掃描 好吧，我給你一個瘋狂 我不喜歡電視。

Anyway, how are you picking up on the fact that that fell?

不管怎麼說，你是怎麼發現它掉下來的？

I don't understand how you understand your environment so well I use cameras to recognize faces and objects Ultrasonic sensors to detect obstacles and AI algorithms to interpret the data from all these sensors.

我不明白你是如何如此瞭解周圍環境的，我使用攝像頭來識別人臉和物體，使用超音波傳感器來探測障礙物，使用人工智能算法來解讀所有這些傳感器的數據。

All right I'll just buy a new TV.

好吧，我就買臺新電視。

Oh, hi Oliver.

哦，嗨，奧利弗。

Hello How are you?

你好嗎？

Yeah, I Drake champagne poppy.

是的，我是 "香檳罌粟"。

What are going?

要去哪裡？

How attractive do you think you are from 1 to 10?

從 1 到 10，您認為自己的魅力有多大？

Ha ha ha I'm a 10 out of 10.

哈哈哈，我是滿分 10 分。

I guess solid 7.

我猜是 7 號。

I'm like an LA 6, but Oklahoma 10 weird I'd say I'm like an 8.

我像是洛杉磯 6 分，但俄克拉荷馬 10 分的怪人我覺得我像是 8 分。

You have too much self-confidence That's better without the glasses Pretend you're flirting with me Damn girl She's being mean so the every video I've ever seen of you you're like very Sweet you're talking about the future of AI the version I've seen of you today the dating version of Sophia I mean you're kind of intimidating not at all.

你太自信了，不戴眼鏡更好 假裝你在跟我調情 該死的女孩，她太刻薄了 所以我看過的所有你的視頻裡 你都很甜美 你在談論人工智能的未來

Like maybe just be a little bit nicer to my friends fine Just 10% All right max up next Mac I saw a bunch of comments in the last video asking if you were still in a relationship.

比如說，對我的朋友好一點就好，只佔 10%，好了，下一個最大的麥克，我在上一個視頻裡看到很多評論，問你是否還在戀愛中。

I Guess now's the time.

我想現在是時候了

I'm gonna say this be in my Guess ex-girlfriend Avery are no longer together.

我想說的是，在我的猜想中，前女友艾弗裡已經不在一起了。

Do you think you are ready for new love yet?

你認為自己準備好迎接新的愛情了嗎？

You know, I don't know It's a tough question.

我不知道這是個很難回答的問題。

I'm very sorry that you were hurt.

我很遺憾你受到了傷害。

You know, it's just part of the human experience I guess that's an advantage you got over me.

你知道，這只是人類經歷的一部分，我想這是你比我有優勢的地方。

You know, you don't have to deal with that How attractive do you think you are?

你知道，你不必處理這個問題 你覺得自己有多迷人？

Ah I'm like, uh, maybe a six.

啊，我想，呃，也許是六。

Can you make your sexiest face?

你能做出最性感的表情嗎？

I can try scanning now Oh damn, that is hot.

我現在可以嘗試掃描了 哦，該死的，真性感。

Can you open your mouth as wide as possible?

你能儘量張大嘴巴嗎？

If you into that what is that Now stretch your lips stretch my lips.

如果你進入了那是什麼，現在伸展你的嘴脣，伸展我的嘴脣。

Yes with your fingers Damn, girl, say please please You're eating this five.

是的，用你的手指 Damn, girl, say please please You're eating this five. Damn, girl, say please please.

Thank you.

謝謝。

Seven.

7.

Let's go.

我們走吧

Hey, I noticed you rated Hassan Is that like a miscalculation?

嘿，我注意到你給哈桑打了分，是不是算錯了？

Not at all, you're eating is seven I'll take it.

一點也不，你吃七分飽，我就吃七分飽。

You're reading is a six Jesus that's the worst one.

你讀到的是六個耶穌，這是最糟糕的一個。

Wait, wait, wait, Sophia.

等等，等等，索菲亞

I don't understand for on this.

我不明白為什麼會這樣。

Can you tell me specific?

能告訴我具體情況嗎？

He's a four Seriously, seriously, it's round is almost as spicy as my new product pizza pie You can get on beats by calm.

他是一個四人認真，認真，它的圓幾乎和我的新產品披薩餅一樣辣，你可以通過冷靜來獲得節拍。

The link is in the description What do you think that you are on the attractiveness scale?

鏈接在說明中 你認為自己的吸引力指數是多少？

All right, it's over that was painful how have my jokes been so far I think you need to laugh more often or say just kidding because the way that you deliver things, you know It doesn't feel like you're joking.

好了，結束了，我的笑話到目前為止怎麼樣？ 我覺得你應該多笑，或者說開玩笑，因為你說話的方式，讓人感覺不像在開玩笑。

Remember when the TV fell?

還記得電視機掉下來的時候嗎？

Yeah, I remember that.

是的，我記得。

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈。

All right All right, boys, you can make your way back into the room here.

好了 好了 孩子們 你們可以回房間了

Oh, hey everyone.

大家好

I think we've got an elimination to do Yes, are we ready?

我想我們有一個淘汰賽要做 是的，我們準備好了嗎？

How many are you eliminating three?

你要去掉三個？

I've never been more tense in my life.

我這輩子從沒這麼緊張過。

Just kidding Five From a combination of the first rounds first impression and second rounds physical attraction the person with the lowest rating was Colby at 43% Yeah, that's me.

開個玩笑，5 從第一輪的第一印象和第二輪的身體吸引力綜合來看，評分最低的人是科爾比，只有 43% 對，就是我。

Sorry Colby.

對不起，科爾比。

Bye Colby Goodbye, okay now next Trevor you gotta go Gotta go word out to dinner tonight.

再見 科爾比 再見 好了 下一個特雷弗 你得走了 今晚得出去吃飯了

We're talking.

我們正在討論

I'm not a big fan of your sense of humor All unplug you all right.

我不太喜歡你的幽默感，拔掉你的插頭吧。

Yeah Madison beer what's good looks like no one was on that phone She said nobody was on your call was fake that was brilliant that was really funny next was Hassan Oh The most attractive is out you can leave you said I was hot.

是啊，麥迪遜啤酒，什麼是好的 看起來像沒有人在手機上 她說，沒有人在你的電話是假的 這是輝煌的，真的很有趣 接下來是哈桑 哦，最有吸引力的是你可以離開 你說我是熱的。

Okay.

好的

Well, my hands are sweaty Yeah, I'm like really scared.

我的手都是汗 是啊，我真的很害怕

That was rough.

這可不好受。

Okay now next Not the black guy, come on now Next one is Mac.

好了，下一個不是黑人，來吧，下一個是麥克。

Oh Dude, what is going on?

哦，老兄，這是怎麼回事？

Mac just got done pouring his heart out and then just gets brutally rejected So Mac may have just been eliminated But in an effort to give you guys more content every single week from me and the boys Mac is launching his very own Channel you guys know anything about Mac.

但為了讓你們每週都能從我和孩子們那裡獲得更多內容，Mac 將推出自己的頻道，你們對 Mac 一定有所瞭解。

You know that he's edited my videos in the past.

你知道他過去剪輯過我的視頻。

We've almost died together We've traveled everywhere.

我們幾乎同生共死，走遍天下。

We've snuck into some of the biggest events in the world and the good news is none of that's gonna stop It's actually just going to double Mac actually just launched his first video Which is also about AI and when I tell you he took this editing style up ten notches.

我們已經潛入了一些世界上最重要的活動中，好消息是這些活動都不會停止，實際上還會加倍，麥克剛剛推出了他的第一個視頻，也是關於人工智能的，當我告訴你他把這種剪輯風格提升了十個等級的時候。

I am NOT exaggerating It's one of the best videos I've seen in the platform.

這是我在平臺上看到的最好的視頻之一。

I'm gonna put a link to the video in the description mafia I'm asking you guys to go to his channel subscribe.

我會在黑手黨的描述中附上視頻鏈接，請你們去他的頻道訂閱。

I'll be in those videos.

我會出現在那些視頻中。

He'll be in these videos It's a beautiful moment here on the channel that basically just means more videos for you guys.

他將出現在這些視頻中，這是頻道上的美好時刻，基本上意味著你們會看到更多視頻。

Okay, three of you left Who do you think should go you gotta make that decision?

好了，你們還剩三個人 你們覺得誰該走，由你們決定？

That's your decision.

這是你的決定。

Okay Oh Okay, Bryce, no, I'm gonna give you a handshake though No, peace out guys, all right, I'll see you on snapchat.

好吧，布萊斯，不，我還是要和你握個手，不，大家和平相處，好吧，我們Snapchat上見。

I'm gonna cry now.

我要哭了

That is brutal.

太殘忍了

All right guys Well, congratulations on being chosen by Sophia.

好了，恭喜你們被索菲亞選中。

You guys need to go prepare for your final date.

你們得去準備最後的約會了。

All right, let's do this Let's move on to the next round From what I'm understanding her taste is just kind of confusing bash has been mean to her this entire time So maybe she's into bad boys and then Oliver is a bull cut and kind of makes music It's just interesting taste in men is all I'm saying.

好吧，我們繼續下一輪吧 據我所知，她的品味有點混亂 巴什一直對她很刻薄 所以也許她喜歡壞男孩 然後奧利弗是個牛人，會做音樂 我想說的是，她對男人的品味很有趣

I guess we'll see how this final date goes All right, we got the dramatic lighting miss Sophia.

好了，我們有了戲劇性的燈光 索菲亞小姐

We are down to the final two.

現在只剩最後兩名了。

Can you believe it?

你能相信嗎？

No, I can't this has been super fun and amazing.

不，我不能這樣做，這樣做超級有趣，也超級棒。

I have loved every minute.

我喜歡每一分鐘。

Oh, we've had a pretty good time together, huh?

哦，我們在一起過得很愉快吧？

Sure.

當然。

Okay.

好的

I'll take that as a yes boys.

我就當你們同意了。

How we feeling?

我們感覺如何？

Are we feeling good feeling good?

我們感覺良好嗎？

I don't know what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

So you guys are gonna play a little game of truth or drink.

你們要玩一個 "真心話大冒險 "的小遊戲

Oh, wow Let's get the shots in firemen.

哦，哇哦，消防員們，快開槍吧。

Oh My god, I've got a special guest Matan is actually here.

天啊，我有個特別來賓，馬坦真的來了。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

That's No, thank you.

不，謝謝。

So Oliver tree is actually sober and King batch didn't want to drink so instead of shots We're giving them vinegar.

奧利弗樹其實是清醒的，而國王批不想喝酒，所以我們給他們喝醋，而不是喝酒。

Let's go to play the game Sophia's gonna ask you a question.

我們去玩遊戲，索菲亞會問你一個問題。

It's no more about you.

這不再是你的問題。

You guys can either drink or answer the question.

你們要麼喝酒，要麼回答問題。

Truthfully go for it Sophia batch.

實話實說，索菲亞批量生產吧。

Why can't you find a human girlfriend?

你為什麼就不能找個人類女朋友呢？

That's a good question well for me Maybe you should just drink just drink bottoms up.

這個問題問得好，對我來說，也許你就應該喝，喝個底朝天。