There is only one approved way to sit in the toilet.

只有一種坐在馬桶上的方式被認可。

It has been designed to make you look stupid ad feel foolish.

其設計目的就是讓你看起來愚蠢、感覺像笨蛋。

It is against regulation to look cool or feel confident on the toilet.

上次廁所感到涼爽或自信是違反規定的。

This is the way it has always been and must always be.

這就是它的一貫作風，而且必須始終如此。

No.

不對。

What is the meaning of this?

這樣做的意思是什麼？

Go sit on your designated toilet and feel shame.

坐在你指定的馬桶上並感到羞恥吧。

That toilet is different.

那個廁所與眾不同。

What is that?

那是什麼？

The future.

未來。

Impossible.

不可能。

No citizen can look cool while sitting on the toilet.

沒有一個公民可以坐在馬桶上看起來很酷。

This changes everything. No!

這將改變一切。不！

Introducing the cool toilet by Kohler.

向您介紹 Kohler 的酷馬桶。

A sleek reverse bowl toilet that you sit on the cool way.

時尚的反向馬桶，讓你酷酷地坐在上面。

Backwards with your arms casually draped over the top.

向後，手臂隨意地搭在馬桶上面。

The craftsmanship you expect from Kohler coupled with revolutionary design that brings confidence into the bathroom.

您所期望的 Kohler 工藝加上革命性的設計，為浴室帶來信心。

Nothing will ever be the same.

一切都將不同。

The cool toilet by Kohler, coming spring 2017.

Kohler 的酷馬桶將在 2017 年春季上市。

Already available in Japan.

已經在日本上市。