Hi, sweetie, that's for you.

嗨，親愛的，這是給你的。

Hey, Trace. How you doing, girl?

嘿，Trace，你好嗎，女孩？

Check it out. - Oh, my.

看看吧。- 哦，天哪。

Girl, I got a sunken tub. You got to see it.

女孩，我有個下沉式浴缸你得看看。

Oh, I got to see this. - All right.

哦，我得看看。- 好的。

You two have a good time now.

你們倆好好玩喔。

Have fun, have fun.

玩得開心，玩得開心。

Dude, I am sorry we're late, man.

老兄，對不起，我們來晚了。

Man, it happens, man.

兄弟，這正常的。

And she talks about how we're supposed to be the car at 6:45, I'm like, "All right."

她說我們應該在 6:45 上車，我說：「好喔。」

Uh-oh.

啊哦。

Tell me my dumb ass ain't sitting in the car waiting until 7:15.

結果我這個蠢蛋坐在車裡等到 7:15。

Nun-unh.

不會吧。

Okay, when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about, "Can I help you?"

20 分鐘後，當我找到我妻子時，她正走出該死的淋浴間，說：「你有什麼事嗎？」

See, that's crazy right there.

你看，這太瘋狂了。

I looked this woman in the eye, I said, "Bitch, you told me 6:45."

我看著這個女人的眼睛說：「婊子，你跟我說 6:45 的。」

You said that?

你這麼說？

Psh, yeah, I said--

拜託，對啊，我說——

"Bitch." Then I laid it out.

「婊子」我說出來了。

But you said, "Bitch," though?

但確實說了「婊子」嗎？

Hmm?

恩？

You said, "Bitch"?

你說了「婊子」？

Yeah.

是的。

You got to see the fireplace downstairs in the living room. - Okay.

你可以看樓下客廳的壁爐。- 好的。

Don't play games, man. Just tell me what you're going to tell me.

別鬧了。告訴我你想說什麼。

Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say. - Is that so hard?

沒錯，說出你的意思，做你說的話。- 有那麼難嗎？

It's liek last week, man. We going out to dinenr, right?

就像上週，我們出去吃飯。

I'm like, "Where do you want to go?"

我說：「你想去哪吃？」

She's like, "You decide." - Uh-oh.

她說：「你決定吧。」- 糟糕。

I'm like, "All right, Outback Steakhouse."

我說：「好，內陸牛排館。」

She's like, "Nah." - Mm-hmm.

她說：「不。」- 嗯哼。

I'm like, "Staright up, Chili's."

我想說「直接，Chili's。」

She's like, "Ehh." - No, no.

她說：「還好。」- 不，不。

Darrell, I named seven more restaurants." - No, Craig, no.

Darrell，我又說了七家餐廳。- 不，Craig，不。

I finally said, "Taylor's," the place I know she wants to go in the first place. - Right.

我最後說「Taylor's」，我知道的那個地方她一開始就想去。 - 對。

She looked at me, she said, "If that's where you want to go."

她看著我說：「如果那是你想去的地方的話。」

No, she didn't, Craig.

不，她居然這樣說，Craig。

If that's where I want to go.

如果那是「我」想去的地方。

Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye sockets.

Darrell，我看著我女人的眼窩。

I told her staright out, I just said it, man, I said it.

我直截了當地告訴她，我說出口了，兄弟，我說了。

I said, I said, I said--

我說，我說，我說——

I said, "Bi..." - Hey, guys.

我說，「婊......」- 嘿，兩位。

- Hey girl, how you doing? - Oh, how you doing?

- 嘿，女孩們，你們好嗎？- 哦，你們好嗎？

Your having a good time?

玩得開心嗎？

You seen the bedroom? - Just looking at the wood.

你們看到臥室了嗎？- 看看木頭。

That washing wachine is huge. - Up on the ceiling here.

洗衣機好大啊。- 在天花板上。

You get a whole numch of clothes in that washing machine.

你可以用洗衣機洗一大堆衣服。

Hey, baby, I'm going to take her back up to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.

嘿，寶貝，我要帶她回廚房並給她看洗碗機。

Darrell? - Yeah, baby?

Darrell？- 是的，寶貝？

I want a kitchen isalnd just like the one upstaris.

我想要一個和樓上一樣的中島。

You gonna get it too.

你也會得到一樣的。

I love you.

我愛你。

I love you.

我愛你。

I said, "Bithc, if you wanted to go to Taylor's, just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's!"

我說：「婊子，如果你想去 Taylor's，就跟說你想去 Taylor's 就好了啊！」

Okay? - You said that?

好嗎？- 你那樣說？

Oh, hell yeah, man. I laid it out, right?

哦，是啊，兄弟。我說出口了。

I says--I says--I says--

我說——我說——我說——

I said, "Bitch, I'm the man of the house."

我說：「婊子，我是一家之主。」

You said, "bitch," though?

你說了「 婊子」對嗎？

Hmm?

恩哼？

You called your wife a bitch?

你叫你妻子婊子？

Uh-huh, yeah.

痾.... 是的

Craig. - Darrell.

Craig。- Darrell。

Where are those guys?

那兩個人在哪裡？

I don't know. Let's go... Let me show you this.

我不知道我們走...我帶你去這個。

So she's like, "Why don't you rent a movie we both like?" - No, she didn't.

所以她就說：「你為什麼不租一部我們都喜歡的電影？」- 不是吧，她居然那樣說。

After I spent 25 minutes in the goddamn Blockbuster, Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems and I says--

我在那該死的 Blockbuster 裡待了 25 分鐘之後，Craig，我看著這個女人的視神經幹，我說——

I said--

我說——

I says, "Bitch."

我說「婊子」。

You said that?

你這麼說？

Ain't nothing but a thing.

又沒什麼大不了的。

But you said, "Bitch," though?

但你說「婊子」對嗎？

Yep. - See...

是的。- 看...

- Oh, sh--

- 哦，該——

Hey, honey, Craig's giving me the neighborhood tour.

嘿，親愛的，Craig 在帶我參觀街區呢。

So then she's like, "I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking." - Nuh-uh.

然後她就說：「我不知道我們會走這麼多路。」- 不行誒。

I'm like, "I didn't tell you to wear those shoes."

我就說：「我沒叫你穿那雙鞋啊。」

She said, "Don't raise your voice at me."

她說：「別對我大聲嚷嚷。」

What?

什麼？

Darrell, I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul...

Darrell，我死亡之瞪看著這個女人的靈魂之窗...

- Mm-hmm. - I said--

- 恩哼。- 我說——

I said...

我說...

I said, "Bitch."

我說：「婊子」。