F**k you!

去你媽的！

Cassidy, what the f**k is wrong with you?

Cassidy，你他媽到底怎麼了？

On today's episode of Brutally Honest, we meet Cassidy, who has a cult-like obsession with Taylor Swift.

在今天的《Brutally Honest》節目中，我們認識了對泰勒絲痴迷如狂的 Cassidy。

Cassidy claims that there's nothing wrong with being a Swiftie and that it's far from a cult.

Cassidy 聲稱，成為 Swiftie 並沒有什麼錯，而且這也遠非邪教。

I agree. It looks way worse.

我同意。看起來更糟。

Cassidy's family opted to send her to Dr. Victor Blaine as a last-ditch effort to help her.

Cassidy 的家人選擇把她送到 Victor Blaine 醫生那裡，作為幫助她的最後努力。

Cassidy, your family told me that you assaulted your grandmother for listening to a Taylor Swift song, but because it wasn't Taylor's Version.

Cassidy，你的家人告訴我，你因為聽泰勒絲的歌而毆打了你的祖母，因為那不是 Taylor's Version。

Yeah, because if you don't stream Taylor's Version, she doesn't get the money.

是啊，因為如果你不播放 Taylor's Version，她就拿不到錢。

Does she not have enough money?

她的錢還不夠嗎？

Um, those jet flights to see Travis aren't free, honey.

去見特拉維斯的飛機不是免費的，親愛的。

Yeah, well, those flights are causing a lot of global warming, so...

是啊，這些班機造成了大量的全球暖化，所以......

Yeah, their love is causing a lot of global warming because it's warming all of our hearts.

是啊，他們的愛情正在引起全球暖化，因為它溫暖了我們所有人的心。

That's the stupidest s**t I've ever heard.

這是我聽過的最愚蠢的屁話。

Tensions were heightened after Cassidy found out Dr. Blaine's favorite music artist is Kanye West.

Cassidy 發現 Blaine 博士最喜歡的音樂藝人是肯爺後，緊張的氣氛更加濃烈。

If you say Kanye West is better than Taylor one more time, I'm coming over there.

如果你再說一次肯爺比泰勒絲好，我就過去揍你。

And that wouldn't be fun for you because I'm in my reputation Era.

這對你來說並不有趣，因為我現在跟 reputation Era 時期的泰勒絲一樣兇悍。

Nah, I don't think that would be fun for you either.

不，我覺得那對你來說也不好玩。

I'm in my slap-a-b***h era.

因為我跟肯爺一樣會打臭婊子。

Whatever. I'm leaving.

隨便啦，我要走了。

And just so you know, Taylor Swift could buy Kanye West and still have $700 million left for herself.

你要知道，泰勒絲可以買下肯爺，還剩下留下 7 億美元。

Mmm, that's not true.

嗯，不是這樣的。

Yes, it is. I have the numbers right here.

是的，我這裡有數據。

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was outlawed in 1865.

是的，但我敢肯定這件事從 1865 年開始就不合法了。

F**k you guys! F**k all of y'all!

去你們的。你們都去死吧！

Taylor Swift is a f**king goat!

泰勒絲是最屌的！