Okay, this is a good one.

好吧，這是個好問題。

Recently, my son, my youngest son, he left for school and he forgot to make his bed.

最近，我的兒子，我的小兒子，他去上學了，卻忘了整理床鋪。

So I took it upon myself to make it for him.

於是，我主動為他做了這個。

Well, how old is he?

他多大了？

He is 12 years old.

他今年 12 歲。

Okay.

好的

Now, while I was in his room,

我在他房間裡的時候

I found a nudie magazine under his pillow.

我在他枕頭下發現了一本裸體雜誌。

My man.

我的男人

Now, at first I was furious, Steve.

一開始我很生氣，史蒂夫。

My first thought was to take pictures of my face and stick them in that nudie magazine so when he opened it up, but I put it back.

我首先想到的是把我的臉拍下來，然後夾在那本裸體雜誌裡，這樣當他打開雜誌時，我就可以把它放回去了。

Steve, I need to know, was that the right thing to do or should I have gone with my original plan?

史蒂夫，我想知道，這樣做對嗎，還是我應該按原計劃行事？

Hell no.

不可能

You were gonna put your face on all the naked girls' bodies?

你要把你的臉貼在所有裸女的身上？

Send your boy into therapy?

讓你的孩子接受治療？

Now, let me paint this scenario for you just in case you ain't thought of this, mama.

現在，讓我為你描繪一下這個場景，以防你沒有想到，媽媽。

One of his little friends is over.

他的一個小朋友過來了。

Hey, I got a magazine I want to show you.

嘿，我有本雜誌想給你看看。

Go get it.

去拿吧

Open it up.

打開它

Damn, dog, that's your mama?

該死的，狗狗，那是你媽媽嗎？

Now they're kids, right?

現在他們還是孩子，對吧？

Damn, man, why your mama breast white?

該死的，為什麼你媽媽的乳房是白色的？

Damn.

該死

You see the problem with that?

你知道這有什麼問題嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Okay, so that is not a good idea.

好吧，這不是個好主意。

Okay.

好的

Does he have a computer?

他有電腦嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

I got news for you.

我有個消息要告訴你

That magazine is just for when the wifi go down.

那本雜誌只是在無線網絡中斷時用的。

Hey, folks, welcome.

嘿，朋友們，歡迎你們。

Thanks for checking out my YouTube channel.

感謝您查看我的 YouTube 頻道。

Don't forget to click here to subscribe to my channel.

別忘了點擊這裡訂閱我的頻道。

That way you won't miss a single hot new video.

這樣您就不會錯過任何一個熱門新視頻。

Some really good stuff.

一些非常好的東西。

And then I want you to click here to see more clips from the show right now.

然後，我想讓你們點擊這裡，觀看更多節目片段。