Name: 文明倒退160年！亞利桑那州重啟19世紀「墮胎禁令」成美國總統大選重要議題 (Arizona's Abortion Ban Sends Trump and the GOP Reeling | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2024-04-22T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 9 min 31 s

Let's talk about some big news on the abortion front.

讓我們來談談墮胎方面的一些大新聞。

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Earlier this week, former President Trump announced that after getting Roe v. Wade overturned, he's happy with how everything has worked out, because from now on, each state will make its own rules.

本週早些時候，前總統川普宣布，在推翻羅伊訴韋德案後，他對一切的進展感到滿意，因為從現在開始，每個州都將制定自己的規則。

Like, you know how sometimes the speed limit is 45 miles an hour, and then down the road, it's 35 miles an hour?

就像，你知道有些地方速限是每小時 45 英里，然後路的另一端，速限是每小時 35 英里？

Well, that's how human rights are gonna work now, so what could go wrong?

好吧，這就是人權現在的運作方式，那麼會出現什麼問題呢？

But then Arizona decided that its law would be a nearly complete abortion ban that was first enacted during the Civil War, and even pro-life Republicans started freaking out.

但隨後亞利桑那州決定通過一項幾乎完全禁止墮胎的法律，該法律首次於內戰期間實施，即使是親生命的共和黨人也開始感到驚慌失措。

Tonight, some Republicans across the country are rhetorically trying to distance themselves from Arizona's Supreme Court ruling that upholds a near-total abortion ban.

今晚，全國各地的一些共和黨人在言辭上試圖與亞利桑那最高法院的判決保持距離，該判決支持了幾乎完全禁止墮胎。

Congresswoman Nancy Mace, a Republican from South Carolina, called it an asinine ruling.

南卡羅來納州的共和黨眾議員 Nancy Mace 將其稱為荒謬的裁決。

And Republican Congressman Juan Sescamani calling the decision a disaster for women and providers.

共和黨眾議員 Juan Sescamani 稱這一決定對婦女和提供者而言是一場災難。

Carrie Lake locked in one of the most high-profile races in the country.

Carrie Lake參與了全國最高知名度的競選之一。

She released a statement which reads, and I quote, "I oppose today's ruling, and I am calling on Katie Hobbs and the State Legislature to come up with an immediate common sense solution that Arizonans can support."

她發表了一份聲明，其中寫道：「我反對今天的判決，我呼籲 Katie Hobbs 和州議會提出一個立即的常識解決方案，亞利桑那人可以支持。」

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this anti-abortion law is being received as well as O.J. Simpson at the Pearly Gates.

是的，這個反墮胎法被接受的程度就像奧·J·辛普森被拒絕在天堂門口一樣。

Um, even far-right Republican Carrie Lake hates it.

即使是極右派的共和黨人 Carrie Lake 也討厭這個。

And that can't just be because she's in a tight Senate race.

這不能只是因為她參與了激烈的參議院競選而已。

Carrie Lake previously said this about the 1864 law less than two years ago.

Carrie Lake  在不到兩年前對這條 1864 年的法律曾這樣說。

"I'm incredibly thrilled that we are going to have a great law that's already on the books. I believe it's ARS 13-3603."

「我非常高興我們將擁有一部已經在法典上的好法律。我記得編號是 ARS 13-3603。」

Wow. Carrie Lake didn't just support this bill, she knew its bill number by heart.

哇，Carrie Lake 不僅支持這項法案，她甚至能夠輕而易舉地記住其法案編號。

She said that like when a guy tries to play it cool about how much he's into Dune, you know?

她說得就像一個人試圖裝酷地表現自己對《沙丘》有多麼著迷一樣，你知道的？

"Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of that movie.

「哦，是的，我想我聽過那部電影。

I believe that's the one where Paul Atreides wields the power of the Bene Gesserit to fulfill the prophecy of the Lissengel guy.

我相信那是 Paul Atreides 利用 Bene Gesserit 的力量來實現 Lissengel 先知預言的那部電影。

是的，他們從書中改編了故事情節。」

I mean, look, have you ever loved a law so much that you memorized it?

我的意思是，你有曾經如此熱愛一條法律到以至於把它背熟過嗎？

Even the person who wrote the law in 1864 would be like, "My lady, thou art a weirdo," or however they talked back then.

就連那位在 1864 年寫下這部法律的人都會說：「我的女士，你真是個怪人」，或者用他們當時的語言說類似的話。

I'm just saying, the way she rattled it off, "13-3603," I'm pretty sure if you find Carrie Lake's iPhone, you'll be able to unlock it, but...

我只是說，她輕而易舉地念出了「13-3603」，我敢打賭，如果你找到 Carrie Lake 的 iPhone，你很可能能夠用這串數字解鎖它，但是...

If even Republicans agree that this abortion ban is too extreme, then Arizona Democrats can just propose a bill to reverse the old law, and I'm sure the GOP will get on board.

如果連共和黨人都認為這項墮胎禁令太極端，那麼亞利桑那州的民主黨可以提出一項法案來撤銷舊法，我相信共和黨會支持這個提案。

GOP lawmakers today block a vote to reverse the landmark ruling from the state Supreme Court yesterday, reinstating a pre-statehood near-total ban on abortion.

共和黨議員今天阻止了對昨天州最高法院的具有里程碑意義的裁決進行投票，該裁決恢復了一項接近全面禁止墮胎的前州政權法令。

I mean, you guys say you don't want an insane abortion ban, but then you voted to keep it.

你們說你們不想要一個瘋狂的墮胎禁令，但是你們投票支持保留它。

It's almost like you're just totally full of shit.

這幾乎就像你完全在胡說八道一樣。

If Arizona women are gonna be forced to live under this law from 1864, then all of Arizona's lawmakers should be forced to get their health care from 1864 standards, too.

如果亞利桑那州的婦女將被迫生活在 1864 年的法律之下，那麼所有亞利桑那州的立法者也應該被迫接受 1864 年的健康保健標準。

Yeah. You've got back pain? Put some leeches on it.

對，你背痛？ 放一些水蛭在上面。

Feeling depressed? You can see a therapist.

心情鬱悶？ 你可以去看治療師。

Clearly... clearly, this law has completely thrown Republicans for a loop. They hate the law. They love the law.

顯然，這條法律完全讓共和黨人感到困惑。他們討厭這條法律。他們又喜歡這條法律。

And this is all great news, actually, for President Biden.

實際上，這都是個好消息，對拜登總統來說。

A perfect opportunity to hammer the Republicans in a critical swing state for their confusion and their hypocrisy.

這是一個絕佳的機會可以批評處於關鍵搖擺州的共和黨人的困惑和虛偽。

Dude, you got a wide open net, my man, all right?

老兄，你有個大好的機會，好嗎？

All you need to do is just tap the ball in.

你所需要做的就是把球輕輕敲進去。

President Biden was asked today what his message is to Arizonans.

今天有人問拜登總統對亞利桑那人的訊息是什麼。

嘿，共和黨認為我們還停留在1864年。

The president thinks we're in the 20th century.

總統認為我們還停留在20世紀。

If we're playing by the Price is Right rules, Biden was closest without going over, right?

如果我們按照《價值千金》的遊戲規則來說，拜登最接近而且沒有超過，對吧？

Now, luckily, Arizona voters will likely vote on a ballot initiative in November that will let them decide for themselves if they want abortion to be legal.

幸運的是，亞利桑那州的選民很可能會在11月份的投票中投票支持一項公民投票，讓他們自行決定是否要將墮胎合法化。

And for anyone in Arizona who might need an abortion before then, Republicans want you to know, hey, everything's fine.

對於亞利桑那州可能在此之前需要墮胎的任何人，共和黨人希望你知道，嘿，一切都好。

I mean, this is tricky business. How does this play out?

我是說，這是一個棘手的問題。這會如何發展呢？

Uh, it hurts Trump for a few days, and then people start to realize this is not the worst thing in the world.

嗯，這對川普造成了幾天的傷害，然後人們開始意識到這並不是世界上最糟糕的事情。

If you had to travel to another state to get an abortion, it's not the worst thing in the world.

如果你必須去另一個州做墮胎手術，這並不是世界上最糟糕的事情。

Hopefully, this is a very rare occurrence in your life.

希望這在你的生活中是非常罕見的事件。

或許一生中一次，也許會這樣做。

Buying a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not the worst thing in the world.

買一張公車票去某處接受手術也不是世界上最糟糕的事情。

It technically can't be the worst thing in the world as long as that toupee exists, but...

從技術上講，只要那個假髮還在，這就不可能是世界上最糟糕的事情，但是...

It's not the worst thing in the world that you take a bus to a different state.

你搭公車到另一個州並不是世界上最糟糕的事情。

It's also not the worst thing in the world to just let women have rights, you know?

讓女性擁有權利也不是世界上最糟糕的事情，你知道嗎？

I would say it's actually significantly nicer than going on a bus, you know?

我會說，實際上，讓女性擁有權利比搭公車要好得多，你知道嗎？

It doesn't cost you anything, there's never a circumstance where someone takes a shit so bad they need to pull over and wait for a second bus to pick everybody up.

這不會花費你任何費用，也從來沒有一種情況是，有人大便太臭，需要停下來等待第二輛公車來接大家。

And by the way, I love that he made this entirely the woman's problem.

而且，順便說一句，我很喜歡他把這完全當作女性的問題。

在這種情況下，父親在哪裡呢？

He's just standing at the bus station waving like, "Bye, have a nice abortion. Try to pick up some food on the way home."

他只是站在公車站揮手，說：「再見，祝你墮胎順利。回家的路上記得買些食物。」

Now, a panel of men talking about abortion might seem like a ridiculous embarrassment for everyone involved, but I actually think it's a great idea for our new segment, Men Talk About Abortion.

現在，一群男人討論墮胎可能聽起來對所有人都很尷尬且荒謬，但我認為這是我們新節目《男人談論墮胎》的一個好主意。

Joining me now is my main bro, my main man.

現在加入我們的是我的好兄弟，我的好夥伴。

All right, let's get right to it, man-to-man.

好的，讓我們直入主題，男人之間的對話。

Okay, easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy, all right?

好的，輕而易舉，簡單易行，明白了吧？

A woman needs an abortion, she should just take the bus to a state where it's legal.

女性需要墮胎的話，她應該搭公車去一個合法的州。

And look, obviously, I've never had to travel out of state for an abortion.

而且顯然，我從來沒有因墮胎而必須出州。

But I did accidentally hit myself in the balls trying to double-knot my deck shoes.

但我確實曾試圖把我的帆船鞋打雙結時意外地打到了自己的蛋蛋。

I cried so hard, they helicoptered me to a hospital in the next state. I was fine.

我哭得很厲害，他們把我直升機送到了隔壁州的醫院。 我沒事。

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