Seriously, dude. Three years ago.

說真的，兄弟。三年前。

Listen, can you do me a favor?

聽著，能幫我個忙嗎？

I'm going to be out today.

我今天要出去。

Can you just keep an eye on Joey?

你能看著喬伊嗎？

Make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?

確保他和莫莉之間不發生任何事？

You don't trust him?

你不信任他？

No.

不。

Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the hot nanny.

昨晚有個聽起來 很像喬伊的女人打電話來要找她那個叫做「辣保母」的女兒。

Is this really your long-term plan for me to run interference?

你打算讓我長期介入他們嗎？

Because I could get a job any day now.

因為我現在隨時都可以找到工作。

You do appear right on the cusp of something.

你在職場上可真是炙手可熱。

Look. Come on, man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two. But for now, could you please just do this for me?

聽著，拜託。我確定他一兩個星期就會沒興趣了。但現在，你可以幫我這個忙嗎？

All right. Fine. But don't blame me if it doesn't work, because you know as well as I do. Once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.

好啦，但是如果失敗可別怪我喔，因為你也了解，喬伊一旦下定決心，無論如何，他都會把她搞上手的。

Where are you going, Joe?

你要去哪兒，喬伊？

For a walk.

去散步。

Oh. You mind if I join you?

哦，介意我加入嗎？

Actually, I'd rather be alone.

事實上，我想要一個人去。

You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.

我真的需要理清一些想法。

Your thoughts?

一些想法？

Plural?

複數？

All right. Fine, I only have one thought.

好吧，我只有一個想法。

It's about the hot nanny. I got to see her!

就是關於那個辣保母，我必須見到她。

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.

恐怕我不能讓你去，喬伊。

Now you're telling me I can't see her?

你是說我不能見她？

You guys are killing me.

你們真要了我的命。

She's forbidden fruit.

她是禁果。

It's like, like, like she's the princess and I'm the stableboy.

這就像她是公主，而我是馬伕。

Why are you doing this? Huh?

你們為什麼要這麼做？為甚麼？

Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?

是不是羅斯要你別讓我過去的呢？

Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.

沒錯，事實上就是。

So I can't let you go.

所以我不能讓你過去。

Huh?

是喔？

Interesting.

有意思。

Now there are obstacles.

現在出現障礙了。

Hot nanny and me against the world.

辣保姆跟我一起抵抗全世界。

It's the kind of stuff great novels are made of.

這就像偉大的小說。

Great novels?

偉大的小說？

Fine. Mediocre porn.

好啦，二流的色情片。

Gavin Mitchell's office.

蓋文米切爾辦公室。

Rachel Green's office.

瑞秋葛林辦公室。

Give me that phone.

把電話給我。

Hello, this is Rachel Green.

你好，我是瑞秋葛林。

How can I help you?

我能為你做什麼？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Okay, then.

那好吧。

I'll pass you back to your son.

好的，我會把電話傳給你兒子。

Hey, mom.

嘿，媽媽。

No, that's just my secretary.

不，剛剛那位只是我的祕書。

Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.

嗯，對不起，蓋文，我有個問題想問你。

Um, I'll call you later. Yeah.

我晚點打給你，好。

Yes.

怎麼了嗎？

If you like looking at butts so much, why don't you just go look in a mirror?

如果你這麼喜歡看屁股的話，你為什麼不照照鏡子呢？

Thank God you finally said that.

謝天謝地，你終於說出來了。

I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago.

三個小時前我就看到你寫在筆記本上了。

Man. I really bug you, don't I?

天啊，我真的惹你厭煩，是不是？

Oh, no. Please, I don't care about you enough to bug me.

哦，拜託，我根本不在乎你，更別提厭煩你。

In fact, from now on, I'm going to take the high road.

事實上，從現在開始，我會表現得很有格調。

And I'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy. Starting right now.

而且我會對你非常好，媽媽的乖寶寶。從現在開始。

Hey, Rach. Hi.

嗨，瑞秋。

Hey. Are you ready for your birthday lunch?

嘿，準備好吃生日午餐了嗎？

I am, I am.

好了。

Oh, but first, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleague and more importantly, my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell.

但首先，摩妮卡，我想要介紹你認識我非常能幹的同事，而且更重要的是我的好朋友，蓋文米切爾。

Pleased to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Pleased to meet you.

很高興見到你。

So, are you coming to Rachel's party tonight?

你今晚會來參加瑞秋的派對嗎？

Oh, no no. No no no, Gavin can't. He already has plans.

哦，不不不不不不，改文不能。他已經有計劃了。

Most likely with his mother.

很可能是和他母親在一起。

Well, I don't mind. I'll cancel them.

我不介意，我會取消的。

I would never miss my secretary's birthday.

我絕不會錯過我祕書的生日。

God. Why didn you invite him?

天阿，你為什麼邀請他？

I can't stand that guy.

我受不了那傢伙。

You were just being so nice to him.

你看起來跟他很好啊。

I was faking it.

我是裝出來的。

Can't you tell when I'm being fake?

你看不出我在裝嗎？

Oh, hey, Mr. Phillips, nice suit.

嘿，菲利浦先生，很好看的西裝。

Right there. That was so fake.

抓到了，真是好假。

Shhh.

噓。