字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 But when you get locked up, you have these things that happen to you. 但當你被關起來時,這些事情就會發生在你身上。 And people who are civilians... You don't understand. 而平民……你們不懂。 And a lot of times, you put yourself in danger because you're dealing with a person that you don't understand. 很多時候,你會把自己置於危險之中,因為你正在和一個你不理解的人打交道。 They ask you to do something and you refuse them. 他們要求你做某件事,但你拒絕了他們。 I do not like lines. 我不喜歡排隊。 The reason I don't like lines is because y'all don't know how to stand in a line properly. 我之所以不喜歡排隊,是因為你們不知道如何正確排隊。 This is me in any line you see me in. 這是你看到我在任何一條隊伍裡的樣子。 This is you and this is me. 這是你,這是我。 This is how much space you have. 這是你會擁有的空間。 I give your ass a arm and two hands. 我給你的一隻手臂和兩隻手的距離。 That's how much space I give you. 這是我給予你的空間。 I don't know if you want to start turning around. 我不知道你會不會突然想轉身。 You may want to fucking start salsa dancing. 你可能想他媽的開始跳騷莎舞。 I don't know what you wanna do, but you got an arm and two hands. 我不知道你想做什麼,但你有一隻手臂跟兩隻手的空間。 This is how most of y'all stand in line. 你們大多數人都是這樣排隊的。 You go to any Starbucks line. 你去任何星巴克排隊。 Y'all insane. 你們瘋了。 White men. 白人男性, Y'all the reason that the airline is missing $35, because I refuse to check my luggage because I need my luggage to defend myself against you. 你們航空公司之所以少了 35 美元,是因為我拒絕托運行李,因為我需要行李來保護自己免受你們的傷害。 This is how I use my luggage, because white men don't know how to stand in line. 這就是我使用行李的方式,因為白人不知道如何排隊。 This is them, this is me with my luggage. 這是他們,這是我和我的行李。 Get your ass away from me. 離我遠點。 In the airport, y'all are insane. 在機場裡,你們都瘋了。 You have a seat. You have an assigned seat. 你們明明有座位,你們有指定座位。 I'm not, you can't beat me. 你又不能打贏我。 I'm already in front of you, but you can't take it. 我已經走在你前面了,但你們沒辦法接受。 If you think I'm bullshittig, you go to the airport and you let a white man be standing behind you. 如果你覺得我在開玩笑,就去機場讓一個白人站在你後面 This is all you have to do. 你只要這樣做。 Watch how they're in a rush. Watch. Just do this, just do this. 看他們有多匆忙。看,就這樣做。 And watch they move up. 看他們移動往前。 I ain't got nowhere, get your ass in front of me. Get in front of me. Get your ass in front of me. 我沒有要去哪好嗎,你給我滾到前面去。給我滾到前面去。 Get in front. 給我去前面。
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