Name: 【看脫口秀學英文】超討人厭的排隊習慣，你有被說中嗎？ (An Arm & Two Hands | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy)
Uploaded: 2024-04-03T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 6 s

But when you get locked up, you have these things that happen to you.

但當你被關起來時，這些事情就會發生在你身上。

And people who are civilians... You don't understand.

現在進行式

And a lot of times, you put yourself in danger because you're dealing with a person that you don't understand.

很多時候，你會把自己置於危險之中，因為你正在和一個你不理解的人打交道。

They ask you to do something and you refuse them.

他們要求你做某件事，但你拒絕了他們。

The reason I don't like lines is because y'all don't know how to stand in a line properly.

我之所以不喜歡排隊，是因為你們不知道如何正確排隊。

這是你看到我在任何一條隊伍裡的樣子。

我給你的一隻手臂和兩隻手的距離。

I don't know if you want to start turning around.

我不知道你會不會突然想轉身。

You may want to fucking start salsa dancing.

你可能想他媽的開始跳騷莎舞。

I don't know what you wanna do, but you got an arm and two hands.

我不知道你想做什麼，但你有一隻手臂跟兩隻手的空間。

你們大多數人都是這樣排隊的。

Y'all the reason that the airline is missing $35, because I refuse to check my luggage because I need my luggage to defend myself against you.

你們航空公司之所以少了 35 美元，是因為我拒絕托運行李，因為我需要行李來保護自己免受你們的傷害。

This is how I use my luggage, because white men don't know how to stand in line.

這就是我使用行李的方式，因為白人不知道如何排隊。

This is them, this is me with my luggage.

這是他們，這是我和我的行李。

You have a seat. You have an assigned seat.

你們明明有座位，你們有指定座位。

I'm already in front of you, but you can't take it.

我已經走在你前面了，但你們沒辦法接受。

If you think I'm bullshittig, you go to the airport and you let a white man be standing behind you.

如果你覺得我在開玩笑，就去機場讓一個白人站在你後面

Watch how they're in a rush. Watch. Just do this, just do this.

看他們有多匆忙。看，就這樣做。

I ain't got nowhere,  get your ass in front of me. Get in front of me. Get your ass in front of me.

我沒有要去哪好嗎，你給我滾到前面去。給我滾到前面去。

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