It has been lovely.

非常美好。

Waking up every day going, "Oh, no one's going to make me cry today but me."

我每天醒來都會說：「哦，今天除了我之外沒有人能讓我哭泣。」

The peace, it's lovely.

寧靜，令人心曠神怡。

Here's the thing.

事情是這樣的。

Being single is not what sucks.

單身不是什麼糟糕的事情。

Dating is what sucks, and you can opt out of that.

約會才糟透了，你可以選擇退出。

Dating is what's shitty.

約會才是最糟糕的。

The constant push and pull of hope and disappointment.

希望和失望的不斷推拉。

Dating feels like being a stuffed animal in a claw machine.

約會感覺就像是夾娃娃機裡的絨毛娃娃。

"Oh my God, it's happening."

「我的天啊，這真的發生了。」

"No, it's not."

「不，並沒有。」

"Oh, my God. Here we go!"

「天啊，要來了！」

"Wow, I can't believe I told people. That's embarrassing."

「哇，我竟然告訴別人這件事。太尷尬了。」

"And you're just moving me over to get you something else. I understand. I get that."

「你只是把我移過去讓你能夾到別的娃娃，我明白。 我明白了。」

And things change so quickly as you're getting older, too.

隨著年齡的增長，事情也變化得很快。

I had a friend, I didn't talk to her for a couple weeks.

我有個朋友，我有幾個星期沒和她說話。

I called her to catch up.

我給她打電話敘舊。

She goes, "You'll never guess. I think I met my soulmate on Bumble."

她說：「你永遠猜不到。我想我在 Bumble 上遇到了我的靈魂伴侶。」

Gone, just like that.

她就這樣消失了。

They're getting married this spring.

他們今年春天就要結婚了。

We were lying in the same pile of stuffed animals for years.

我們本來躺在同一堆的絨毛娃娃裡。

I close my eyes for 2 minutes, and when I open them, she was outside the glass going, "It'll happen for you too!"

我閉上眼睛兩分鐘，當我睜開眼睛時，她就在玻璃外說：「好運也會發生在你身上！」