Name: 【看脫口秀學英文】美國的政治正確讓生活變得太難啦！ (USA vs. Brazil | Rafi Bastos | Stand Up Comedy)
Uploaded: 2024-03-11T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 11 min 8 s

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So as you can see by my accent, I'm not from here.

從我的口音可以看出，我不是本地人。

I am uh 67 and, and Latino uh combination that is pretty fucking common, you know.

我 67 歲，是拉丁裔，這種組合很常見。

當我和我的拉丁裔朋友一起玩時。

I'm 67 because my father is Latino and my mom is Chewbacca too.

我今年 67 歲，因為我父親是拉丁裔，我母親也是楚巴卡。

She loves this joke, by the way, she loves this joke and she always laughs like that's my people.

她喜歡這個笑話，順便說一句，她喜歡這個笑話，她總是笑得像我的人一樣。

Don't believe that I, that I am Latino people.

不要相信我，不要相信我是拉美人。

Look at me think that I'm a drug dealer from Croatia.

看著我，以為我是克羅地亞來的毒販。

Oh I don't understand why it's because my passport says that I'm a Latino, but my accent says I'm Dracula.

哦，我不明白為什麼，因為我的護照上寫著我是拉丁裔，而我的口音卻說我是德古拉。

Maybe that's what people really don't believe that I am Latino.

也許這就是人們不相信我是拉丁裔的原因。

She got a little curious to know where I was from.

她有點好奇，想知道我從哪裡來。

我說，我來自巴西，是拉丁裔。

所以，如果你是拉丁裔，證明給我看。

She's, she's dead, she's dead and we can all laugh.

她死了，她死了，我們都可以笑了。

So of course, II I hate your fucking weather so much.

所以，我當然討厭你們這該死的天氣。

You know, I live in New York but it's incomprehensible.

你知道，我住在紐約，但這是不可理解的。

I, the other day was 30 degrees in New York.

我，前幾天紐約的氣溫是 30 度。

30 degrees like very cold next day, 40 degrees, much colder.

30 度，好像第二天很冷，40 度，更冷。

So then I scroll down on my phone and I saw this little information.

於是，我在手機上向下滾動，看到了這條小資訊。

40 degrees feels like a oh, so if it feels like 18, it's fucking 18.

40 度的感覺就像哦，所以如果感覺像 18 度，那就是他媽的 18 度。

I'm trying to go out, I'm not trying to plant corn.

So what matters is what I feel if you're a middle class and it feels like you are poor.

所以，重要的是，如果你是中產階級，卻感覺自己是窮人，那我的感受是什麼？

Sorry, I uh I arrived here three years ago, still learning the language English is a very difficult language and you guys make English even more difficult than it should be.

對不起，我三年前來到這裡，還在學習語言 英語是一門非常難學的語言，而你們卻讓英語變得更加難學。

I don't know why I saw the other day a person saying, don't call me he or she call me.

我不知道為什麼前幾天看到有人說，不要叫我他或她。

他們，我當時想，什麼他媽的？

Please don't watch your grammar because it's confusing be whoever you want.

請不要注意你的文法，因為這很容易讓人混淆，你想做誰就做誰。

This is a free country and this is amazing.

這是一個自由的國家，這太不可思議了。

But this whole gender neutral program, it's called Fey for me.

但這個中性項目，對我來說叫 "費伊"。

I invited a friend to have dinner at my house the other day and he was like, oh, I'm bringing a friend and I said, of course, bring him.

前幾天，我邀請一位朋友來我家吃飯，他說，哦，我要帶一個朋友來，我說，當然，帶他來吧。

He was like, no, no, no, no, no, bring down.

他說，不，不，不，不，不，放下。

I bought briskets and pizzas and pastas and my friend showed up at my house with one person.

我買了牛腩、披薩和意大利麵，我的朋友帶著一個人出現在我家。

So you tell them that they're gonna eat all of this fucking, of course, that's the other day.

所以你告訴他們，他們會把這些都吃掉 當然，那是後話了

A guy came up to me and he asked me, oh, you're from Brazil, you're from Brazil.

一個人走過來問我，哦，你來自巴西，你來自巴西。

I heard that Brazil is a, is a very violent country.

我聽說巴西是一個非常暴力的國家。

And I said, uh thanks for the information.

I never thought I would learn something new at Wendy's.

我從沒想過能在溫迪餐廳學到新東西。

No wonder you're the employee of the month.

I'm sure that soon you're gonna be shining your talent at Arby's because you are amazing.

我相信，很快你就會在阿比餐廳大顯身手，因為你太了不起了。

It's just that our violence comes from different places yet we are poor.

只是我們的暴力來自不同的地方，但我們都很窮。

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