Throw you in the lake,

Or feed you poison birthday cake

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you

When you're gone.

Oh, I could

Bury you alive,

But you might crawl out with a knife

And kill me when I'm sleeping!

That's why!

I can't decide,

Whether: you should live or die!

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven,

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why,

My heart feels dead inside.

It's cold, and hard, and petrified!

Lock the doors and close the blinds,

We're going for a ride. (woo!)

[roars]