So I was with Joshua for an hour today and he has not asked me out. Just so frustrating.

今天我和約書亞在一起一個小時他也沒有約我出去。 真是令人沮喪。

Why don't you ask him out?

你為什麼不約他出去？

Oh yeah, totally. That's such a turn on.

哦，是的，沒錯。真讓人興奮。

Really? It doesn't seem desperate?

真的嗎？看起來沒有很飢渴嗎？

That's the turn on.

這才是關鍵。

He just got a divorce, right?

他剛離婚，對吧？

So he's probably really nervous around women, you know?

所以他在女人面前可能真的很緊張，你知道嗎？

Maybe you just need to make the first move.

也許你只需要先下手為強。

Yeah, but I've never asked a guy out before.

對啊，但我以前從沒約過男人出去。

You've never asked a guy out?

你從沒約過男人出去？

No, have you?

沒有，你有嗎？

Thousands of times.

數千次。

That doesn't make me sound too good, does it?

這讓我聽起有點廉價，對嗎？

I don't even know how I would go about it.

我都不知道該怎麼去做。

Oh, what I do is I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how you doing?"

我會上下打量一個女人，然後說：「嘿，你好嗎？」

Oh, please.

哦，拜託。

Hey. How you doing?

嘿。你好嗎？

And done.

完成。

Oh my god.

我的天啊。

I didn't feel a thing.

我一點感覺都沒有。

Are you still looking for a job, 'cause you could tweeze circles around that sadistic at the salon.

你還在找工作嗎，因為你可以在沙龍裡繞過那個虐待狂。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You wanna see what it looks like?

你想看看它長什麼樣嗎？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Hey, they totally match!

嘿，它們完全匹配！

They look great, they look great.

它們看起來棒極了，它們看起來棒極了。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good.

是的，是的，我覺得看起來不錯。

I was a little bit worried that I was uncovering a birthmark right about there, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.

我有點擔心自己就在那裡發現了一塊胎記，原來是一小塊巧克力。

Hey Chandler, thank you so much.

錢德，非常感謝你。

No problem.

沒問題。

Listen, curl my eyelashes.

聽著，幫我卷睫毛。

Yeah!

好啊！

Great, thanks. Bye, bye.

太好了，謝謝。再見。

Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn't free?

喬伊，為什麼我們的東西不是免費的？

It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt.

當你穿緊身裙的時候就會免費了。

This is great. I'm getting more dates than ever.

這太棒了。我的約會比以往任何時候都多。

Wait a minute, Joey, you're only giving away free stuff to the pretty girls?

等一下，喬伊，你只送漂亮女孩免費送東西？

Joey, that is so gross!

喬伊，太噁心了！

How about a scone on the house, baby?

來塊烤餅怎麼樣，寶貝？

I'm pretty.

我很漂亮。

Oh, I got something.

哦，我有發現。

Okay, it's this story that I came up with, very romantic.

好吧，這是我想出來的故事，非常浪漫。

I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty.

我發誓，任何女人聽到這首歌，都會像膩子一樣。

Really?

真的嗎？

Well, then, tell it to me.

那就告訴我吧。

Okay, years ago when I was backpacking across Western Europe-

好吧，多年前我在揹包旅行時整個西歐-

You were backpacking across Western Europe?

你曾揹包旅行穿越西歐？

Have a nice six more months, Ross.

再等六個月吧，羅斯。

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

好吧，好吧，對不起。

Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?

拜託，拜託，你當時在西歐，然後？

I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibi Dabu.

我當時就在巴塞羅那郊外，在提比達布山腳下徒步旅行。

I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around.

我在這條小路的盡頭我來到一片空地，那裡有一個湖，非常隱蔽，周圍都是高大的樹木。

It was dead silent, gorgeous.

四周寂靜無聲，美不勝收。

And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself, but she was crying.

在湖的對面，我看到一位美麗的女子正在沐浴，但她在哭。

Why?

為什麼？

Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.

哇，我可以看到喬伊·崔比雅尼約會時的樣子。

So do you have any moves?

你有什麼招數嗎？

No, no, I'm just myself and if they don't like me-

不，不，我就做自己，如果他們不喜歡我——

I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that.

對不起，根本不會到那一趴。

I knew it, I knew it.

我就知道，我就知道。

Come on, tell tell me your moves.

來吧，告訴我你的招數。

All right.

好的。

Well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.

好吧，我通常會先讓粉絲送一瓶酒到我的桌子上。

Oh my God.

我的天啊。

And that works?

這有用嗎？

Well, it does when you combine it with, this is so embarrassing.

當你把它結合起來的時候，它確實如此，這太尷尬了。

I just want to have a normal life.

我只想過正常的生活。

Oh, you poor little famous man.

哦，你這個可憐的小名人。

Okay, how about this one?

好吧，這個怎麼樣？

I was going to wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can.

我本來想等到晚上結束再吻你的，但你實在太美了，我想我做不到。

Oh my god!

我的天啊！

That was fantastic!

真是太棒了！

I almost leaned in, I really almost did.

我差點就靠過去了，真的差點就靠過去了。

All right, so tell me one of your moves.

好吧，告訴我你的一個招數。

All right.

好的。

So where'd you grow up?

你在哪裡長大？

That's you move?

這就是你的招數？

Wow Rach, you're lucky you're hot.

哇，瑞秋，你很幸運你很性感。

Just answer the question.

回答問題就對了。

Queens.

皇后區。

And so, were you close to your parents?

你和你的父母關係好嗎？

Yeah, with my mom, yeah. Not so much with my dad.

對，和我媽媽很好，跟我爸就不太好了。

Why not?

為什麼不好呢？

I dunno. I guess there's just always been this distance, you know?

我不知道。我想，這種距離感一直存在，你知道嗎？

I mean, we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is.

我的意思是，我們都試圖假裝它不存在，但它確實存在。

That's gotta be rough.

那一定很難受。

It is, yeah.

沒錯。

It's really tough.

這真的很難。

You know, sometimes I think-

你知道，有時我想——

Wow!

哇！

Nice move!

幹得漂亮！

Where'd you grow up?

你在哪裡長大？

So simple.

就這麼簡單。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the restroom.

恕我失陪，我要去一下洗手間。

And now you're watching me walk away.

現在你卻看著我離開

Yes, I am. Again, so simple.

是的，我是。還是那麼簡單。

Come on.

來吧。

You like this woman, right?

你喜歡這個女人，對嗎？

Well, yeah.

是啊。

You want to see her again, right?

你想再見到她，對嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her?

如果你沒辦法對我說色色的話，你怎麼敢對她說？

Now tell me you want to caress my butt!

現在告訴我你想撫摸我的屁股！

Okay, turn around.

好，轉過身去。

I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this.

我只是不想你在我說的時候盯著我看。

All right, all right, all right.

好啦。

I'm not looking, go ahead.

我沒在看了，說吧。

Okay.

好。

I want- okay.

我想——好吧。

I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips.

我想用嘴脣感受你火熱柔軟的肌膚。

There you go. Keep going, keep going.

這就對了。繼續說，繼續。

I want to take my tongue and, and-

我想把我的舌頭以及——

Say it.

說吧。

Say it!

說出來！

Run it all over your body until you're trembling with-

舔滿你的身體，直到你顫抖著——

With?

什麼？