Hey.

嘿。

Ross, I know you're pissed at me

羅斯，我知道你在生我的氣

but we have to talk about this.

但我們必須談談這個問題。

Uh, actually, we don't.

實際上，我們沒有。

Fine, okay, fine, but I gotta say

好吧，好吧，好吧，但我得說

technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.

嚴格來說，我根本沒做錯任何事。

What, you didn't do anything wrong?

怎麼，你沒做錯什麼？

I said I didn't technically.

我說嚴格來說我沒有。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

Well, let's put aside the fact that you

先不說你

accidentally picked up my grandmother's ring

不小心撿到我奶奶的戒指

and you accidentally proposed to Rachel.

你不小心向瑞秋求婚了

Can I just stop you right there for a second?

我能打斷你一下嗎？

When people do this, I don't really know what that means.

當人們這樣做時，我真的不知道這意味著什麼。

(audience laughing and clapping)

(觀眾笑著鼓掌）

You were saying.

你剛才說

And I can even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel

我甚至可以理解，你不能告訴瑞秋

but why couldn't you tell me, huh?

但你為什麼不告訴我呢？

You had all day to, and you didn't.

你有一整天的時間，但你沒有。

I know, I should've, I'm sorry.

我知道，我應該的，對不起。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

Not using it right, Joe.

用詞不當，喬

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

I'm gonna go.

我要走了

No, come on, look, Ross,

不，別這樣，你看，羅斯、

we have to get past this.

我們必須克服這個困難。

Give me the bag.

把包給我

No, no, I don't know what else to do.

不，不，我不知道還能做什麼。

I said I'm sorry.

我說對不起。

- Joey. - Now you should scream at me

- 喬伊- 現在你該對我尖叫了

or curse me or hit me.

或罵我或打我

- I'm not going to hit you.

- 我不會打你的

- Why not?

- 為什麼不呢？

You'll feel better, I'll feel better.

你會感覺好些，我也會感覺好些。

And you know you want to,

你知道你想這麼做

I can see it in your eyes.

我能從你的眼睛裡看出來。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

- No, I don't.

- 不，我沒有。

- A little bit.

- 一點點

- No.

- 不

- A little bit.

- 一點點

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

- No.

- 不

- A little bit more.

- 再多一點點

(audience laughing) - Give me the bag.

(把包給我。

- No, hit me.

- 不，打我

- Give me the bag.

- 把包給我

- Hit me.

- 打我

- Joey, give me the bag.

- 喬伊 把包給我

- Hit me, hit me, hit me. - Joe, I'm not kidding.

- 打我 打我 打我- 喬，我沒開玩笑

- Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me!

- 打我，打我，打我，打我！

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

You ducked!

你躲開了！

I'm sorry, it was a reflex.

對不起，這是條件反射。

Oh, my God, this really hurts!

哦，天哪，這真的很疼！

I couldn't help it.

我也沒辦法。

When a fist comes at your face, you duck.

當拳頭打向你的臉時，你要躲開。

Look.

你看

Oh!

哦！

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

What is the matter with you!

你怎麼了？

You were suppose to duck!

你應該躲開

Why didn't you duck?

你為什麼不躲開？

Why don't we talk about this

我們為什麼不談談這個

on the way to the hospital.

在去醫院的路上

Good, good, yeah.

很好，很好

Maybe while we're there,

也許我們在那裡的時候就可以了、

they can check your reflexes.

他們可以檢查你的反應。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

Oops.

哎呀

(audience laughing and cheering)

（觀眾笑聲和歡呼聲）