Who's been good about their resolutions so far?

誰對自己的決議做得好？遠嗎？亞倫，說來聽聽。

Aaron, tell us about it.

Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day, and I must say that it is going immensely.

我的目標是每學一個新單詞。每一天，我必須說，它將 非常好。

Cool.

酷斃了

Here's a little way-to-go gift from Sabre.

還有一段路要走來自 Sabre 的禮物。

Intercepted. Hey, babe.

被攔截嘿，寶貝

Oopsie doopsie.

哎呀呀

Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?

信條我注意到你沒有決議在黑板上。你的是什麼？

I want to do a cartwheel, but real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it.

我想做一個側手翻，但要很隨意、比如，不要小題大做。

But I know everybody saw it.

但我知道大家都看到了。

Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.

只是一個令人驚歎的華麗側手翻。

How's it going?

進展如何？

I'm having a little trouble motivating.

我的動力有點問題。

One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them.

製作決議正在保留它們。

In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February.

事實上，大多數決議都在以下情況下被放棄二月

Or sooner.

或者更早

Yeah. - It's not a joke.

是的，這不是玩笑。

But that's okay because it's not about being perfect. It's about trying.

但是這沒關係，因為這與 "成為 "無關。 完美。這就是嘗試。

In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways that we've already fudged on our resolutions?

事實上，我們為什麼不四處懺悔呢？我們已經在某些方面做了手腳 我們的決議？

Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I haven't yet, but it's okay. I still have time.

我說過我會吃得更多蔬菜，我還沒有，但它是 好吧我還有時間

Since last year I ate none.

從去年開始，我就不吃了。

Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee, but that's fine.

好吧，我承認今天我喝一口咖啡，不過沒關係。

Is it?

是嗎？

Yes, because with all of your support, by this time next year, maybe I'll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.

是的，因為有了你們的支持，通過明年這個時候，也許我會去 明年每週喝一杯冰茶。

Next year? Come on. I mean, what is the point?

別這樣我是說，這有什麼意義？

What is the point of that?

這有什麼意義？

I made a resolution to floss and I did it.

我下決心用牙線，我做到了。

1201, January 1st.

1201 年 1 月 1 日

Bam! Blood everywhere.

咣噹血流成河

Well, not all of us are Michael freaking Scott.

不是所有人都是邁克爾-弗蘭肯斯科特

What is wrong with you, people?

你們這些人是怎麼了？

Can't you stick to anything?

你就不能堅持點什麼嗎？

Aaron, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables.

亞倫，我要你去廚房，然後給我弄點蔬菜

Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel.

克里德，你說你想做側手翻。

Nothing's stopping you.

沒有什麼能阻止你

Come on, old man, do a cartwheel.

來吧，老頭，來個側手翻。

Well, I can't, I don't know how.

我做不到，我不知道該怎麼做。

You're just going to somersault around for the rest of your life, and you know it's going to be on your tombstone.

你只會在空中翻筋斗，因為你的餘生，你知道這是 將出現在你的墓碑上。

Loser.

輸家

My tombstone is already made. Thank you.

我的墓碑已經做好了。謝謝。

Just do a cartwheel.

做個側手翻就可以了。

This is all I could find.

這些都是我能找到

Eat it.

吃吧

You don't have to do that, Kevin.

你不必這樣做，凱文。

Oh no, I'm glad this is happening.

哦，不，我很高興發生了這種事。

Thank you, Michael.

謝謝你，邁克爾。

Why are you eating stem first?

為什麼先吃莖幹？

This is a new food for me. How else should I eat it.

這對我來說是一種新的食物。我還能怎麼吃？

The other way.

另一條路

Can I get some Cheez Whiz or Hollandaise?

能給我點芝士醬或荷蘭醬嗎？

No, no.

不，不

No Cheez whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce. Just eat it. Come on.

沒有 Cheez whiz，沒有荷蘭醬，沒有巧克力醬汁吃吧吃吧

Here comes the airplane. There you go.

飛機來了給你

Open. Open into the hanger.

打開。打開衣架。

There you go. Eat it.

這就對了。好了

Put it in your mouth and just eat it.

吃吧。放進嘴裡，只管吃它。

God, I hate it.

天哪，我恨死它了。

I don't care whether you hate it.

我不在乎你是否討厭它。

You said you do it. All right, Michael, eat it, eat it.

你說你會做的好了，邁克爾，吃吧吃吧

You're killing him, Michael.

你會害死他的 邁克爾

All right, all right, all right.

好了，好了，好了噓

I ate some fluffy part. Can I be done?

我吃了一些鬆軟的部分。我可以結束了嗎？

Let me see if you swallowed it.

讓我看看你有沒有吞下去

Open your mouth.

張開嘴

Under your tongue. Oh, God.

在你舌頭下面哦，上帝啊

You guys are pathetic.

你們真可憐

Can I get some candy or something?

能給我點糖果什麼的嗎？

No, you can't have any candy.

不，你不能吃糖。

Get him water. - Okay, Michael, just settle down.

給他倒水好了，邁克爾，就這樣吧下來。嗯

Oh. Oh, God.

哦 天啊 Oh.哦，天啊

I just feel blocked.

我只是覺得被擋住了。

I feel like I'm living, but I'm not.

我覺得我還活著，但我沒有。

Hey, Ryan. How's your fart project coming?

嘿 Ryan你的放屁項目進展如何？

That's real, real classy, Kevin.

這才是真正的，真正的優雅，凱文。

Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth? Because Michael told me to.

嘿，剛才是我還是你把把一斤西蘭花的屁股端進我的 嘴？因為邁克爾讓我這麼做的

Me?

我？

Kevin, don't.

凱文，不要。

Huh? Come on.

啊？來吧

Oh, Pam. Soda. Caffeine.

哦，帕姆。蘇打水咖啡因

Yeah, just a little.

是的，只是一點點。

I have a lot to deal with today.

我今天有很多事情要處理。

Well, if you don't have to do them.

好吧，如果你不需要做的話。

Meredith, what are you doing?

梅雷迪斯，你在幹什麼？

I could be pregnant.

我可能懷孕了

Okay. No.

好的不

Oh, my resolution was to get more attention.

哦，我的決心是讓更多人關注我。

No. She's lying.

不，她在撒謊

Hey, Ryan.

嘿 Ryan

One. Two. Three.

一個。二。三個

I did it. I did a cartwheel.

我做到了我做了一個側手翻

Fuck you. Fuck you.

F 你F 你

God. Okay.

上帝啊好的

That's it.

就是這樣。

Lesson learned.

經驗教訓