Christmas who?

誰是聖誕節？

What! I can't believe ya'll haven't heard about... Christmas.

你們居然還沒聽說過...聖誕節。

Tell me more about this... Christmas.

告訴我更多關於這個...聖誕節

And so Sandy wove a magical tale of gumdrops and penny-whistles.

就這樣，桑迪編織了一個關於橡皮糖和便士口哨的神奇故事。

But best of all… Santa Claus.

但最棒的是......聖誕老人。

And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake.

每個人都假裝喜歡水果蛋糕。

Yawn.

好無聊。

But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy and tell him what and when he comes, he brings it to you.

但最重要的是，你可以給他寫一封信並告訴他什麼，他來了就給你送過去。

Dear, Santa...

親愛的聖誕老人...

What do I want for Christmas, you may ask?

你可能會問，我想要什麼聖誕禮物？

All I want is for you to visit the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom.

我只希望你能來比奇堡看望這裡溫柔的人們。

That is my wish.

這就是我的願望。

Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot bottles to the surface.

派大星，我設計了這個機器專門把瓶子射到水面上。

Fire in the hole!

發射！

Santa!

聖誕老人！

And what did you wish for, little girl?

你許了什麼願，小女孩？

Front teeth.

門牙。

I need a new hairstyle.

我需要一個新發型。

Well, that's the last letter.

這是最後一封信了。

Wait! Squidward hasn't written his letter yet.

等等，章魚哥還沒寫信呢。

Squidward, hurry!

章魚哥，快點！

I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination!

我不要給你想象中的虛構人物寫信！

I don't believe in Santa Claus!

我不相信有聖誕老人！

Come on Squidward, don't be a party-pooper!

來吧，章魚哥，別這麼掃興！

♪ Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight Santa's coming tonight ♪

♪哦，聖誕老人今晚要到來，今晚聖誕老人要到來♪

♪ Santa's coming tonight, tonight Santa's coming tonight ♪

♪聖誕老人今晚要到來，今晚聖誕老人要到來♪

Santa's coming tonight, tonight...

聖誕老人今晚會來，今晚...

Santa's coming tonight...

聖誕老人今晚會來...

Hey! Where's Santa?

嘿！聖誕老人在哪裡？

Uh, he should be here any minute.

他應該馬上就到了。

Hey guys! Where's your Christmas spirit?

你們好！你們的聖誕精神呢？

He's just running late.

他只是遲到了。

Wait! Oh, I see a great Christmas photo-op.

等等，我看到了一張很棒的聖誕照片。

Aww!

啊！

Our first Christmas!

我們的第一個聖誕節！

This is a stupid holiday!

這是一個愚蠢的節日！

I still want you to have this.

我還是想把這個給你。

What? What's this?

什麼？這是什麼？

I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out when…

我為你做了這個，這樣你就不會覺得被冷落了，當...

Santa came.

聖誕老人來的時候。

Oh gee, you know I... - You're welcome.

哦，天哪，你知道我...- 不客氣。

It's probably a jellyfish net or an old Krabby Patty.

這可能是一個水母網或一箇舊蟹皇堡。

Or his favorite underpants.

或者他最喜歡的內褲。

Present, ha!

禮物，哈！

What?

什麼？

It's even got my name on it.

上面甚至有我的名字。

What's this?

這是什麼？

I feel like a…

我覺得自己像個..

Big jerk! What have I done to poor SpongeBob?

大笨蛋！我對可憐的海綿寶寶做了什麼？

Uh, hey SpongeBob, uh…

呃，嘿，海綿寶寶，呃...

I better get this stuff off of Squid's place.

我最好把這些東西從章魚哥家搬走

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ho！Ho！Ho！Ho！Ho！

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ho！Ho！Ho！Ho！Ho！

Ah! Santa!

啊！聖誕老人！

Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

感謝你將聖誕節帶到比奇堡。

I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.

我沒有把聖誕節帶到比奇堡，海綿寶寶。

You did.

是你。

I did?

是我嗎？

Do you have a present for me, Santa?

你有禮物給我嗎，聖誕老人？

- Uh, well. - He made my Christmas wish come true.

- 好吧。- 他讓我的聖誕願望成真了。

He won't let you down.

他不會讓你失望的。

Uh, right. Just a second.

好的稍等一下。

There's got to be something around here. Think, think, think!

這附近一定有什麼東西想想，快想想！

Ah, perfect! Here you go little girl.

啊，太完美了！給你，小姑娘。

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho！

Think fast, Santa.

快點想，聖誕老人。

A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

給你一碗馬鈴薯泥。

Thank you, Santa! This is just what I wanted…

謝謝你，聖誕老人！這正是我想要的...

A new hairstyle.

新髮型。

Thank you, Santa!

謝謝你，聖誕老人！

What was I thinking?

我到底在想什麼？

I gave away all of my stuff just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad.

為了讓海綿寶寶不傷心，我把我所有的東西都送人了。

You might as well take the door.

你也可以把門拿走。

Eh? What's this?

誒？這是什麼？

Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help.

親愛的章魚哥，謝謝你的幫助。

You've been a real good boy this year.

你今年真是個好孩子。

Warm regards, Santa Claus.

來自聖誕老人的問好。

Ho, ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho, ho！

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho！

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho, ho！聖誕快樂！

Yep, I'm insane.

是的，我瘋了。

Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!

聖誕快樂！