I hate that freakin' turtle

His name's Anthony!

Well, I might just do an evil drive-by on Anthony!

You keep away from my turtle, got it?

Ugh, he's MUSHY!

Oh yeah?

You get no birthday!

There's a party and you can't come, how's that?

They're gonna have flaming cars, and trailer folks

and shrimp-dogs and pizza!

Oh, no, no, no, oh dang it!

You don't even get to touch the blind kid!

No, I need to come!

Nah-uh!

Excuse me

Yeah?

Sir, I need to get in, if I can.

Okay

Huh?

Nuh-uh!

(gasp)

Uh!

You wanna see my sticks?

Eh, not really

Because you like rocks?

No, I like sticks.

Oh! I have a creepy cat

Well, who doesn't?

It's pretty rad, you should come and check it out

Sorry dude, when I come back from your place

there's always a little roach in my Slenderman undies.

You can't just torch a windmill, dude!

Yes I can - later tater.

Dot tuh codda steekle

Say what?

Kwikka kee kee!

You gotta say your words right

Gobba chocka dee

Listen shorty, you can't do this the whole week

(laughing)

Hey, my bad!

Sorry, hey, sorry

Gosh, I'm sorry

Hey, this is where the kids go to drown

I grew up with a pig.

They're real clean

Baby, all my friends told me that the beaver's the same way, okay?

World War II ended.

I mean, excuse ME sir

Mister Potato-Head likes to punch me

Seriously, Tanya

I need a guy that's got, like, eyes and legs

(gasp)

Heyyyyyyy!

You ate that apple?

Yeah

Man, that was MY apple!

Well, he found it

So what, you just go around eating random apples?

No, no, hey listen

Now, I have one thing that dolphins have

And that's a sense of discovery

Dolpins?

Dolphins?! DOLPHINS!!

What you talkin' about, "dolphins"

Hey, come on

Man, he took my apple when I'm hungry

And now he talking about dolphins when the subject matter was apples!

Hey I get it, man

A dolphin ain't the same as a apple

In fact, apples aren't really good for dolphins

WHAT A DOLPHIN GOT TO DO WITH A APPLE??!

Gonna say hi to the guy with the knife

Hi!

I want some old-timey jeans in like an old duffel bag

Whatever, hey listen

I think that girl Tina's weird

What do you think?

She got a booty so nice you pinch that twice

And little toes like candy

Yeah

Beat

I hurt the gingerbread boy

Cuz he's pretend-bread boy

Little cookie man never waved to me

So he got knocked out

Because I flow

Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

Dur dur dur dee dur!

Man, I just flow!

Shoe shine!

No one wanted your stinkin' tiara

Cuz no one wanted your sticky chair

Why you always talk about the cool kids who take archery?

Yeah, you're a shrinky dink

You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me

CARL POPPA

Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

Dur dur dur dee dur!

Now all the walkers sing!

Yeah, I just like dance! YEAH!

Carl Poppa

You can NOT handle the flow, son!

(doorbell)

I just placed the order, how can they be here already -

AH!

Help Anthony!

He's in the bath!

Go get him out and dry him off!

EWW! Nuh-UH!!

He's afraid!