Doesn't that sound odd?

聽起來很奇怪吧？

Every guy in this room has a pillow, but he has no idea where it came from.

這房間裡的每個男人都有一個枕頭，但都不知道它從哪來的。

Every guy in this room has a pillow.

這房間裡的每個男人都有一個枕頭。

You've had one all your life. You don't know where it came from.

你這輩子都有一個。你不知道它是從哪裡來的。

Because guys don't buy pillows.

因為男人不會買枕頭。

You've never bought a pillow in your life.

在你的人生中，你從未買過枕頭。

No, guys are issued pillows. Right?

不，男人是「得到」枕頭，對吧？

I think when we're born we got a name, a mom, and a pillow.

我想當我們出生時，我們會得到一個名字、一個媽媽和一個枕頭。

I really think.

我真的這麼認為。

What? You've always had it. You took it for granted, right?

你一直擁有它。 你認為這是理所當然的，對嗎？

Went off to college, took it into the dorm with you.

上了大學把它帶進宿舍。

You don't know where it came from.

你不知道它是從哪裡來的。

Got your first apartment, there it was, right there pillow.

有了自己的第一套公寓，枕頭也在那。

There's my pillow, right there.

我的枕頭就在那兒。

I lost my pillow, I freaked out. I'd had it forever.

我的枕頭不見了，我嚇壞了。我擁有它很久了。

It's like, where am I going to get another one of those?

我該去哪裡再找一個？

I ended up back at the information desk, in a shopping mall. Right?

最後我去了購物中心裡的服務台。

A little information desk, with a little old lady right there.

一個小小的諮詢臺，有一個小老太太。

She goes, "What happened to the one you were issued?"

她說：「你『得到』的那個枕頭怎麼了？」

I don't know.

我不知道。

And then the saleslady goes, "What kind of pillow do you want?"

然後銷售員說：「你想要什麼樣的枕頭？」

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, "One like I had."

是啊，沒錯。我說：「像我之前那個那樣的。」

"A white one."

「白色的。」

"Stains, mine had stains."

「有汙漬，我的有汙漬。」

"Looked like a map of Eastern Europe."

「看起來像一幅東歐地圖。」

"Is that still popular? Can I get that?"

「現在還流行嗎？我可以買那種嗎？ 」

If a woman comes into your life, you get a lot of pillows.

如果一個女人闖入你的生活，你會得到很多枕頭。

Like shoes, they like pillows.

就像鞋子一樣，她們也喜歡枕頭。

How many pillows should be on the bed, sir?

床上應該放多少顆枕頭，先生？

29, that's correct. That's correct.

29，沒錯。沒錯。

I mean I go to bed at night, I can't really lie down.

我晚上睡覺的時候，我沒辦法真的躺下。

It's just like flying coach. It's kind of like, "Oh. Oh, this is great. No, this is nice. No, I'm fine, honey. I'm fine."

就像坐長途汽車一樣，有點像「太棒了。不，這很好。 不，我很好，親愛的我沒事。」

"Hey, I can still see some of the comforter right here. Probably got room for another pillow right there."

「嘿，我還能看到一點被子，就在這裡。也許還能再放一個枕頭。」

And when you make the bed, you have to get the pillows in the right order. Right?

當你整理床鋪時，你必須按照正確的順序放置枕頭。 對吧？

The first pillow is called the sham. It's the sham.

第一個枕頭稱為「假枕頭」。 這是假的。

It's the biggest pillow on the bed. It has ruffles, that's how you know it.

這是床上最大的枕頭。 它有褶邊。

And they call it the sham because that's what it is.

他們稱之為假枕頭因為它就是這樣。

It's about $150 for that.

大約需要 150 美元。

They were going to call it the scam, but that was a little too obvious. Let's call it the sham.

他們打算稱之為騙局，但這有點太明顯了，就叫它假枕頭吧。

Then, the next pillow was the actual working pillow, the one you sleep on.

然後，下一個枕頭是真正可以用的枕頭，用來來睡覺的那個。

And then they even have smaller pillows, that go between the cracks of a larger pillow.

然後他們甚至還有更小的枕頭，放在大枕頭的縫隙之間。

I think those are called grouting pillows. I'm not sure about that.

我認為那些被稱為灌漿枕頭。 我不確定。

Have you ever seen a pillow in the trash? We can't bring ourselves to throw a pillow away.

你有看過垃圾桶裡有枕頭嗎？ 我們不能讓自己丟掉枕頭。

I've never seen a pillow in the trash.

我從未見過枕頭扔進垃圾桶。

We don't throw them out after they get old. We stick them in the closet for guests.

它們舊了之後我們不會丟掉。 我們把它們放在衣櫃裡供客人使用。

Put them up there in the linen closet for guests.

將它們放在供客人使用的亞麻壁櫥中。

To become like a little wafer over the years that go by. Little brown wafer.

隨著歲月的流逝，變得像一塊小晶圓。 小棕色威化餅。

If you have a sleepover at somebody's house, you never want the guest pillow. Right?

如果你在某人家過夜，你永遠不會想要睡客人枕頭。 對吧？

"Can I get you a pillow?"

「要我給你拿個枕頭嗎？」

"No, I've seen your fan mail, thank you."

「不用了，我已經看到你的粉絲來信了，謝謝。」