know.

知道。

Did you all know that fruits had

你們都知道水果有

seasons?

季節？

- Yes.

- 是的。

- Never knew that.

- 從來不知道。

I never knew fruits had seasons.

我從來不知道水果也有四季。

First of all, I didn't even know

首先，我甚至不知道

there was any more fruits

還有更多的水果

than apples and bananas.

而不是蘋果和香蕉。

The song only told me that I like

這首歌只告訴我，我喜歡

to eat apples and bananas.

吃蘋果和香蕉

Here it is that I'm learning there's

在這裡，我瞭解到有

more fruits in the world.

世界上更多的水果

And it says it even in the Bible

聖經》中也有記載

that you're supposed to let

你應該讓

the crops rest so that the nutrients

讓農作物休息，使養分

and everything can continue to be

一切都可以繼續

nourished, all that stuff.

營養，所有這些東西。

I never knew this.

我從來不知道這些。

The insanity of us as a country

我們這個國家的瘋狂

to be able to pick fruits whenever

能夠隨時採摘水果

we want to, yet the McRib comes out

我們想吃，但麥排骨出來了

once a year, every year,

每年一次

is baffling to me.

讓我感到莫名其妙。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

I can get a strawberry whenever I

我隨時都能吃到草莓

want, but I can only get the McRib

但我只能買到麥排骨

when Santa comes to town.

當聖誕老人來到鎮上時。

That is insane, so.

太瘋狂了

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

I don't know.

我不知道。

Just a lot of stuff

只是很多東西

was so interesting to me.

對我來說太有趣了。

But I think, overall, I think

但總的來說，我認為

the biggest hindrance as to why I

的最大障礙

had not grown up as an adult,

沒有長大成人、

why I'm not tougher, why I'm not

為什麼我不堅強，為什麼我不

anything like that,

之類的東西、

is because it's very hard to be

是因為很難

this big, strong man,

這個高大強壯的男人

this tough, courageous person, when

這個堅強勇敢的人，當

you were born

你出生

and raised down the street

並在街上升起

from Disneyland.

來自迪士尼樂園

OK?

行嗎？

I'm letting you know now.

我現在就讓你知道。

When you're born and raised

當你土生土長

around Disneyland, you eat, sleep,

在迪士尼樂園周圍，你吃飯、睡覺、

and think Disney.

並想到迪斯尼。

No matter what situation I'm in,

無論我身處何種境地、

I promise you,

我向你保證

I'm going to think Disney before I

我要在考慮迪斯尼之前

think about anything else.

想別的。

Like I could be in the hood around

就像我可以在周圍

a bunch of thugs with guns.

一群帶槍的暴徒。

But if I hear pop, pop,

但如果我聽到 "啪"、"啪 "的聲音

I'm like, oh, snap!

我就想，哦，快抓住了！

The fireworks.

煙花

What?

什麼？

What time is it?

現在幾點了？

Is it 9:30 already?

已經九點半了嗎？

Oh, my word.

我的天

It's a small world after all.

畢竟世界很小。

That's what I figure.

我也是這麼想的。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

You hear pop, pop, you think they're

聽到 "啪"、"啪 "的聲音，你會以為他們是

shooting.

拍攝。

I'm in the back like,

我在後面

step into the--

步入

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

The insanity.

瘋狂

It's who I am as a person.

這就是我的為人。

I don't know how to stop it.

我不知道如何阻止它。

I wish I knew how.

真希望我知道怎麼做。

But if I wanted to be a thug,

但是，如果我想成為一個暴徒、

being a Disney person halts that

身為迪斯尼人，這一切都會停止

as well.

也是如此。

Because if somebody came

因為如果有人來

into my hood, my immediate response

我的第一反應是

is going to confuse him because I'm

會讓他感到困惑，因為我

going to think Disney.

會想到迪士尼

It's going to come out in a Disney

將在迪斯尼上映

phrasing.

措辭。

So this guy walks in my hood.

這傢伙走進了我的地盤

I'm like, hey, fam.

我想，嘿，範姆。

I suggest you get out of my hood

我建議你滾出我的地盤

right now, or I promise you,

否則我向你保證

I'm gonna knock that glass slipper

我要敲碎那隻玻璃鞋

off your foot.

你的腳

You ain't gonna never make it

你不會成功的

to the ball.

球。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

Like, "what did you say?"

比如 "你說什麼？"

I'm like, you heard me, street rat.

我想，你聽到我說的了，過街老鼠。

Keep talking,

繼續說

I'm gonna rub your lamp.

我要擦你的燈

You ain't going to like my three

你不會喜歡我的三個

wishes because I'm a beauty.

希望是因為我是個美人。

But you're turning me into a beast,

但你把我變成了野獸

and me and my Space Rangers

我和我的太空別動隊

are about to knock you to infinity

即將把你打到無窮遠

and beyond.

及以後。

You think somebody is worried

你認為有人擔心

about you?

關於你？

You got another thing coming.

你又有麻煩了

Hakuna matata.

哈庫拉瑪塔塔

And they're like--

他們就像

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

(audience applauding)

(觀眾鼓掌）

My favorite thing about that joke

我最喜歡這個笑話

is a lot of your faces was like,

你的很多表情都是這樣的

oh, thank goodness he's done

哦，謝天謝地，他完事了

with the Black jokes.

與黑人開玩笑。

Like, you guys got so uptight,

你們太緊張了

it was insane.

太瘋狂了

You were like, OK, OK.

你當時想，好吧，好吧。

If I'm a thug, obviously,

如果我是個暴徒，很明顯、

I have gang members behind me.

我身後有幫派成員。

No matter who I'm talking to,

不管我在和誰說話、

they will be behind me singing,

他們會在我身後歌唱、

I promise you.

我向你保證

They'll be in the back like,

他們會在後面

We going to kill this,

我們要殺了它

brotha.

brotha.

Like, we would be--

比如，我們會