Name: "如何分辨亞洲人--只看他們的口音！"| Jo Koy : Comin' in Hot ("How to Tell Asians Apart - ONLY by their Accents!" | Jo Koy : Comin' in Hot)
Uploaded: 2023-11-06T02:35:16.000Z
Duration: 5 min 17 s

Every culture, every race, every ethnicity is in here.

每種文化、每個種族、每個民族都在這裡。

You can, you know how many Mexicans my mom walks up to and goes Filipino, Mexican.

你可以，你知道有多少墨西哥人，我媽走過去就說菲律賓人，墨西哥人。

對不起，對不起，對不起，對不起。

There's a way you can tell agents apart from other agents.

有一種方法可以讓您將代理商與其他代理商區分開來。

It's by their accent and only if they have accents out of all the Asians.

這要看他們的口音，而且要在所有亞洲人中有口音才行。

Koreans are the easiest because when a Korean person talks, they sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

韓國人是最簡單的，因為韓國人說話時，聽起來就像整天都在抽大麻。

Like right before they talk, you, I broke your heart.

就在他們說話之前，你，我傷了你的心。

我成長過程中最好的朋友是韓國人。

I remember the first time I went to his house, his dad yelled from upstairs.

我記得第一次去他家時，他爸爸在樓上大喊大叫。

Oh God, I was like, what the fuck was that?

天啊，我當時就想，那是什麼鬼東西？

It's my dad just wants to know if you're hungry.

You can do that with any Asian Vietnamese.

任何亞洲越南人都能做到這一點。

I haven't even done anything yet Vietnamese.

But I will tell you this, don't fuck with Vietnamese people.

Those little fuckers will fight and they don't give a shit.

那些小混蛋會打架，他們根本不在乎。

I don't care how strong you are, they will fight you.

我不管你有多強，他們都會和你戰鬥。

I had one run up to me at the end of the show.

演出結束時，有一個人跑到我面前。

Hey, dude, what you say to me like that dude, big stuff.

嘿，老兄，你對我說的那些話，可是大事。

This, they talk real bad, you know, they talk that fast, they talk like that real bad like that.

他們說話很難聽，你知道，他們說得那麼快，那麼難聽。

What you say to me like that dude, they talk real bad like that dude, Koreans sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

你對我說的話就像那個傢伙一樣，他們說話就像那個傢伙一樣難聽，韓國人聽起來就像整天抽大麻一樣。

Vietnamese people sound like they've been doing cocaine their whole life.

越南人聽起來就像一輩子都在吸可卡因。

別用這種口氣跟我說話，老兄？

We put a period after every word that comes out, hey, do what you don't mean?

我們在每一個詞後面都加上句號，嘿，你不是故意的吧？

Like that Vietnamese people go real high, they go real high like they got Vietnamese people sound like they're in a car far away and they drive by you real fast when they're talking to you like, hey, I don't mean like that.

就像越南人很嗨，他們很嗨，就像越南人聽起來就像在一輛很遠的車裡，當他們和你說話的時候，他們會從你身邊快速駛過，就像，嘿，我不是那個意思。

Get out of the car and for this Japanese, what oh, Japanese.

下車，為了這個日本人，什麼哦，日本人。

Japanese very distinct when a Japanese man talks, it come from the era this way.

日本人說話的方式非常獨特，來自於這個時代。

Japanese man fuck quite Japanese Japanese woman.

Doesn't matter if she's 12 years old or 75 years old, they always sound 12 years old.

不管她是 12 歲還是 75 歲，聽起來總是 12 歲。

這就是為什麼沒人看日本色情片的原因。

You know how annoying that shit is to watch.

你知道那玩意兒看了有多煩人。

給她，給她，呃，呃，在我的。