- I feel like there should be a rule in America.

- 我覺得美國應該有一條規則。

They should say, "You can hate immigrants all you want,

他們應該說："你們可以盡情憎恨移民、

but if you do, you don't get to eat their food."

但如果你這麼做了，你就吃不到他們的食物了"。

(audience cheering) Yeah?

(是嗎？

That's a fair exchange for me.

這對我來說是個公平的交換。

You hate immigrants? No immigrant food.

你討厭移民？沒有移民食品

And when I say no immigrant food,

當我說沒有移民食品時、

I mean no immigrant food, nothing.

我是說沒有移民食品，什麼都沒有。

No Mexican food, no Caribbean food, no Dominican food,

沒有墨西哥菜，沒有加勒比菜，也沒有多米尼加菜、

no Asian food, nothing.

沒有亞洲食品，什麼都沒有。

Only potatoes.

只有洋芋。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

And I'm not even saying like flavored potatoes.

我還沒說喜歡有味道的洋芋呢。

I'm just saying plain potatoes.

我只是說普通洋芋。

No spice.

沒有香料

'Cause no immigrants, no spice.

因為沒有移民，就沒有香料。

Don't ever forget that.

永遠不要忘記這一點。

Both figuratively and literally, no spice.

無論是比喻還是字面意思，都沒有香料。

And I know some people would take that.

我知道有些人會這麼想。

I know, I know.

我知道，我知道。

I know there's some people right now who'll be like,

我知道現在有些人會說：

"Well, you know what, Trevor?

"好吧，你知道嗎，特雷弗？

Take your immigrants, take your spice,

帶上你的移民，帶上你的香料、

and get the hell outta here."

然後離開這裡"

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

You say that now...

你現在這麼說...

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

'cause you've never lived a life without spice.

因為你從沒過過沒有香料的生活。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

But don't ever forget, a life without spice was so hard,

但永遠不要忘記，沒有香料的生活是如此艱難、

so hard, that it made white people

如此艱難，以至於讓白人

sail around the world to find it.

環遊世界去尋找。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

(audience cheering)

（觀眾歡呼）

And like...

就像...

This wasn't regular sailing.

這可不是普通的航行。

This wasn't like a Disney cruise.

這不像迪士尼遊輪。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

These people sailed at a time when they believed

這些人在航海時相信

if you went that way,

如果你走那條路

you would fall off the edge of the earth and die.

你就會從地球的邊緣掉下去摔死。

And still, some man out there

但仍有一些人

was eating some white lady's cooking and he was like,

他在吃一位白人女士做的飯菜時說：

"I can't do this shit anymore!"

"我不能再這樣下去了！"

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

"I'm sailing that way!"

"我在往那邊航行！"

"But what if you die?"

"但如果你死了呢？"

"At least it's exciting."

"至少很刺激"

(audience laughing)

（觀眾大笑）

No immigrants, no spice.

沒有移民，就沒有香料。