Weird angriness as well. In places where it shouldn't be.

還有奇怪的憤怒。在不該憤怒的地方。

I was in Checkers the other day.

我前幾天去了趟 Checkers。

I'm just shopping. It's a normal experience, you know?

我只是在購物。這是一種正常的體驗，你知道嗎？

I get to the cashier and, those people are so angry.

我走到收銀臺，那些人都很生氣。

Like, I don't know what Checkers does to their employees.

比如，我不知道 Checkers 對他們的員工做了什麼。

But they are clearly not enjoying it.

但他們顯然並不喜歡這樣。

Because I get to the till, she doesn't greet me. She doesn't even look at me.

因為我走到收銀臺前，她沒有跟我打招呼。她看都不看我一眼。

She just pushes the little conveyer belt thing.

她只是按了一下傳送帶。

All my groceries pull up, she's like.

我所有的雜貨都拉上來了，她說：

*Sound of a grocery scanner beeping*

*雜貨掃描儀的嗶嗶聲*

“Shhhh”

"噓"

They look at you like your dad invented the barcode.

他們看你的眼神就像你爸爸發明了條碼。

*sound of buttons on a cash register*

*收銀機上的按鈕聲*

*Sound of a grocery scanner beeping*

*雜貨掃描儀的嗶嗶聲*

Then they look at you and ask you that question like you kill baby panda bears for a living.

然後他們看著你，問你這個問題，好像你是靠殺熊貓寶寶為生的。

“Plastic?”

"塑膠？"

“No, I am fine. Thank you.”

"不，我很好。謝謝。"

“No, I'll just hold it, I'll just, yea.”

"不，我就拿著它，我就，耶"

“I'll just. No, no. Thank you, thank you.”

"我就不用了，不用了謝謝 謝謝

They're so angry.

他們太生氣了。

And they look angry.

他們看起來很生氣。

Because they've drawn they're eyebrows on.

因為他們畫上了眉毛。

And that permanent scowl.

還有那永久的皺眉。

I don't understand that trend it fashion, I am honest with you.

老實說，我不理解這種時尚潮流。

Why would you shave your eyebrows off?

為什麼要把眉毛剃掉？

and then draw them back on where they were?

然後把它們畫回原處？

It's weird, but I also commend it you know.

這很奇怪，但我也對此表示讚賞。

That level of commitment has to be commended.

這種決心值得稱讚。

Because I don't understand how anyone can commit to one expression for the entire day.

因為我不明白，怎麼會有人能一整天都專注於一種表達方式。

Like how do you choose that expression?

比如你是如何選擇這種表達方式的？

Do you just work on how you feel in the morning? Is that what you do?

你是否只在早晨的感覺上下功夫？你是這樣做的嗎？

You just wake up and be like, “I'm feeling angry!”

一覺醒來，你就會說："我覺得很生氣！"

“Haaaaa!”

"哈啊！"

What if something good happens? Something good. You'd be like,

如果有好事發生呢？好事你會想

”Yea Temby, you won the Lotto.”

"耶，滕比，你中樂透了"

“Yay!”

"耶！"

“You don't look happy.”

"你看起來不太高興"

“I just can't show it.”

"我只是不能表現出來"

“I'll draw it tomorrow.”

"我明天再畫"