Oh! Did you not need us here for this?

你不需要我們在這裡嗎？

No.

沒有

We'll be in the kitchen.

我們會在廚房裡

Pretending not to listen.

假裝不聽

The truth is, well, Matt and I just started dating.

事實是馬特和我剛開始約會...

And Steve, I was gonna tell you, but then you kissed me...

和史蒂夫，我要告訴你但後來你吻了我......

And then I was gonna tell Matt that I kissed Steve, but then Matt, you kissed me.

然後我打算告訴馬特我吻了史蒂夫但後來馬特，你吻了我...

And well, Steve, you saw.

史蒂夫，你也看到了所以...

So as you can see, I am completely innocent in all of this.

所以，正如你所看到的，我在這一切中完全是無辜的。

Okay, thanks for stopping by.

好的，謝謝你順道過來。

Wait, DJ

等待 DJ

I have like real feelings for you.

我對你有真感情

Ohh, and I have realer feelings for you.

哦，我對你有了更真實的感情

The past 6 weeks have been great.

過去的 6 周非常美好

Oh 6 weeks? We go back 25 years...

哦，6 周？我們回到25年前...

Ha, checkmate... your move.

哈，將軍......你的棋。

Man, there is no move after checkmate.

夥計，將死之後就沒招了。

That was my point exactly...

這正是我的觀點

Guys, you are both great.

夥計們......你們都很棒。

But it was just a week ago that I decided I was ready to go on a first date.

但就在一週前，我決定準備進行第一次約會。

My first date in 15 years.

我 15 年來的第一次約會

And now I have 2 amazing men that wanna date me, and I like them both...

現在我有兩個了不起的男人想和我約會......還有......我喜歡他們兩個...

And I am so confused.

我很困惑。

How can you be confused, after the kiss that we had?

你怎麼會糊塗呢？在我們接吻之後？

Oh please.. That crowd-induced JumboTron pity kiss? Come on.

拜託那個由人群引起的珍寶龍憐憫之吻？別這樣

No. I am talking about our first kiss.

不，我說的是我們的初吻。

I'll see you monday.

週一見

Okay.

好的

Monday it is...

星期一...

DJ, wait!

DJ 等等

That's a kiss.

這是一個吻。

DJ, how could you do this to me?

DJ 你怎麼能這樣對我？

Well, I wasn't doing it to you.

我不是對你做的

Oh that was nothing, alright, you wanna see some real romance?

哦，那沒什麼，好吧，你想看看真正的浪漫嗎？

Watch this.

看這個

I love you.

我愛你

I love you too.

我也愛你

Aw, we were in love.

噢，我們相愛了。

You were in high school.

你還在上高中

Wow, Steve you hair was great.

哇，史蒂夫，你的髮型太棒了。

Our kids would have that hair.

我們的孩子也會有這樣的頭髮。

Not for long...

不會太久...

What are you two doing here?

你們兩個在這裡幹什麼？

Sorry, we'll go back in the kitchen.

對不起，我們回廚房去。

DJ, what do you wanna do?

DJ，你想幹什麼？

Please don't put any pressure on me, I am not ready to make any big decisions.

請不要給我任何壓力，我還沒準備好做出任何重大決定

Well, look, I am not interested in being in some kind of competition.

聽著，我對參與某種競爭不感興趣。

I agree.

我同意。

I'm out.

我退出。

Okay, if he is out, I am totally back in.

好吧，如果他出局了，我就徹底回來了。

Then I'm back in too!

然後我也回來了！

Can we have dinner next week?

我們下週一起吃晚飯好嗎？

Yeah, sure.

當然

Can we go out too?

我們也能出去嗎？

Yeah, I guess so.

是的，我想是的。

Okay, great.. Great so.. I'll see you soon.

好吧，偉大的. .太好了回頭見

And I'll see you sooner.

我們會再見面的

Do you see my problem? You are both great kissers.

你們看到我的問題了嗎？你們都是接吻高手

I was not impressed.

我沒有留下深刻印象。

Not impressed at all.

完全沒有印象

I wasn't even trying!

我甚至都沒有嘗試！

DJ Fuller... Dating two guys at once.

DJ Fuller...同時和兩個男人約會

How did this happen?

(怎麼會這樣？

Simple!

簡單！

You're a floozy.

你是個蕩婦