Name: 【脫口秀】美國人別再問「你是北韓人還是南韓人」啦！ (PK - North Korean Comedian (Stand Up Comedy))
Uploaded: 2023-08-30T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 53 s

轉承詞

I don't expect everyone to know everything, alright?

我不指望每個人都什麼都知道，對吧？

程度副詞

'Cause like a couple of times after the show, after a comedy show, I had, you know, people come up to me,

因為有幾次在演出結束後，在喜劇演出結束後，人們走過來對我說，

"Hey, I gotta tell you something. Are you a North Korean or South Korean?"

「嘿，我得告訴你一件事。你是北韓人還是南韓人？」

I'm like, OK, honestly, there's millions of people starving to death in North Korea.

我想，哦，好吧，老實說，北韓有數百萬人餓死。

If you do escape into China and they capture you, they take you back and torture you and sometimes your entire family.

如果你逃到中國，被他們抓住，他們就會把你抓回去，折磨你，有時還會折磨你的全家。

what would it take for someone to escape North Korea to China, somehow learn English through Google, come here, and become a stand-up comedian?

一個人要怎樣才能從北韓逃到中國，通過谷歌學習英語，來這裡，成為一名脫口秀喜劇演員？

He'd be the most ambitious comedian on earth, man.

他肯定是世界上最有野心的喜劇演員。

他應該有自己的 HBO 特別節目。

What the hell is a North Korean comedian gonna be like, man.

That's why I want to get a tattoo that raises awareness.

這就是為什麼我想要紋一個紋身來提高人們的意識。

Like a lot of women, they get tattoos of butterflies above their ass.

像很多女人一樣，她們在屁股上方紋上蝴蝶的圖案。

No, they're raising awareness for butterflies.

不，他們是在提高人們對蝴蝶的認識。

Butterflies are becoming extinct and every year the wings get bigger and bigger and bigger.

蝴蝶越來越少，然後翅膀越來越大。

So I got a tattoo of North and South Korea on my ass about it by my crack.

是以，我在屁股上的裂縫處紋了一個南北韓的紋身。

Every time I use the restroom, I feel the pain in my divided country.

我每次上廁所，我就會感受到我分裂的國家的痛苦，

I asked my boy, you know, Walter, I'm like,

"Yo, what if the North Korean leader he said that he would release North Korean refugees into America if you took it up the ass from him."

「如果北韓領導他說，你幫他肛交的話，他就會釋放北韓難民進入美國。」

And he was like, "Oh man, dude, why you ask me these questions, man?"

他說：「老兄，你為什麼問我這些問題？」

He's like, "I'll do it for a million, a million refugees," you would have to do it for a million, right?

他就說：「我願意為了一百萬，一百萬的難民，」如果是一百萬難民你會做吧？

If a million starving women and children were going to be released into freedom, you'd be a hero, man.

如果有一百萬飢寒交迫的婦女和兒童獲得自由，你就是英雄了。

For the rest of your life, everyone is like, "Dude, that's the person you know, that released the refugees," and they're like,

你的餘生，大家都會說：「老兄，這就是那個釋放了難民的那個人。」

"But you know what a statue looks like, right?"

「但你知道他的雕像長怎樣吧？」

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