[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Our next guest on The Patrick Show are

我們在帕特里克節目中的下一位嘉賓是

the wonderfully talented Captain...

才華橫溢的船長...

Qua... Qua... say...

Qua...Qua... 說...

Captain Quasar and PatTron.

Quasar船長和PatTron。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[beeping, cheering]

[嗶嗶聲，歡呼聲]

Welcome to the show, fellas. Cool space ship.

歡迎參加演出，夥計們。很酷的太空梭。

Where you guys from?

你們來自哪裡？

Um, outer space.

嗯，外太空。

Out her face?

出她的臉？

No, just outer space.

不，只是外太空。

Well, better out than in.

好吧，出去比進來好。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hush, PatTron, I told you to turn off your laugh track.

噓，PatTron，我告訴過你要關掉你的笑聲軌道。

It always strips his gears.

它總能使他的齒輪剝落。

Don't worry, folks. I can fix it.

別擔心，夥計們。我可以修復它。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I can't fix it! Let me out!

我修不好！讓我出去！

Evacuating robo melons.

疏散機器人瓜子。

[thudding]

[砰砰聲]

Oh, I got something stuck to my melon.

哦，我的瓜上粘了東西。

That's my shrink ray. I thought I lost that.

那是我的收縮射線。 我以為我把它弄丟了。

It's making my head all spicy! [screaming]

這讓我的頭都辣了![尖叫聲]

- Huh? - Give me back my shrink ray!

- 嗯？- 把我的收縮射線還給我！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hola, my little [unintelligible]

你好，我的小[不明白]。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Who wants to order a pizza?

誰想訂披薩？

Ooh. I'll take a large with pineapple and potpourri.

哦。我要一個帶菠蘿和花粉的大號。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Here ya go.

給你。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Uh, fear not, studio audience. I will unshrink them

呃，不要害怕，工作室的觀眾。我將把它們拆開

with a growth ray I have in my ship.

用我船上的一個生長射線。

Ooh. Oh.

哦。哦。

Wow. Our house is gigantic now.

哇。我們的房子現在是巨大的。

Oh, here's my gum.

哦，這是我的口香糖。

And so cinematic.

而且是如此的電影化。

It's city gigantic.

這是一個巨大的城市。

Is this gonna work?

這能行嗎？

Don't be redonkulous, Bunny, of course not.

別開玩笑了，兔子，當然不是。

Being small is going to be fungantic.

做小的時候會有風吹草動。

Last one to the big stinky sock is a rotten fish egg!

最後一個到大臭襪子的是一個爛魚蛋!

Good one, Dad!

說得好，爸爸！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Shall we?

我們可以嗎？

♪ Small small small small Small small small ♪

小小 小小 小小 小小 小小

[unintelligible]

[無法理解]

[laughing] Yeehaw! Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

[笑] Yeehaw!Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

[unintelligible]

[無法理解]

Toony.

圖尼。

[laughing] Whoa!

[笑] 哇！

Anything.

什麼都可以。

[unintelligible]

[無法理解]

Small.

小。

[sighing] Lovely.

[嘆氣]很可愛。

[barking]

[吠叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Not now, Tinkle!

現在不行，廷克爾！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I wish GrandPat was here to enjoy this.

我希望GrandPat能在這裡享受這個。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hello.

你好。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Can an old man play violent video games in peace anymore?!

一個老人還能安安靜靜地玩暴力的電子遊戲嗎！？

[growling] Water?

[咆哮] 水？

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

- Whee. - We got shrunk.

- 呵。- 我們被縮小了。

Hey, GrandPat!

嘿，GrandPat!

Can you get us some tiny towels?

你能給我們一些小毛巾嗎？

Vermin?

蟲豸？

I'll get you with my bug spray breath.

我會用我的殺蟲劑氣息來對付你。

GrandPat, no!

GrandPat, 不!

Hey, where'd they go?

嘿，他們去哪裡了？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

You'll be safe in here, Stars.

你在這裡會很安全的，星星。

Phew, that was a close shave. Thank you for saving us.

咻，那是一次近距離的刮削。謝謝你救了我們。

Yeah, we apologize for GrandPat.

是的，我們為GrandPat道歉。

He thinks we're vermin.

他認為我們是害蟲。

Yeah, like you.

是的，像你一樣。

No worries.

不用擔心。

We were just sitting down to eat our roasted peppermint.

我們剛剛坐下來吃我們的烤薄荷。

It's not much but we're willing to share it with you.

雖然不多，但我們願意與你分享。

[unintelligible]

[無法理解]

Patrick, manners.

帕特里克，有禮貌。

Minty. Huh? [doorbell ringing]

明蒂。嗯？[門鈴響起]

I'll get it. Oh, I do hope it's more guests.

我去拿吧。哦，我確實希望它是更多的客人。

Boop.

博普。

Ooh. Ah!

哦。啊!

I see you. [laughing]

我看到你了。[笑]

To survive in the wild,

為了在野外生存、

we find it best to stay out of family squabbles.

我們發現最好不要參與家庭爭吵。

Star fishes, scatter! [screaming]

星魚們，散開！[尖叫聲]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Oh. Take that!

哦。接招吧！

GrandPat scared our new friends away.

GrandPat把我們的新朋友嚇跑了。

This time he's gone too far.

這一次他走得太遠了。

Then I guess his beloved family is going to have

那麼我想，他心愛的家人將有

to teach him a lesson.

來給他一個教訓。

That's us, right?

這就是我們，對嗎？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

What?

什麼？